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Originally Posted by WinOrGoHome21
what`s the BAIDS theorem ?
there's a few
1) footballers and managers go where the money is. tradition, manager, history of the club, passion of the fans, quality of the shirts - none of that bollocks matters.
2) managers have little to no influence on results.
3) a manager's reputation is heavily influenced by the quality of their hair.
4) oafk could play in goal for bayern and they'd still win the league.
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supporting evidence, all of which came to light after the applicable theorem had been, uh, published:
1) inter milan are losing their players to stoke
2) dunno where to start. i'm crushed under the weight of available evidence on this one
3) does anyone thinks alex neil is a better manager than eddie howe? not even alex neil's mother. nb: there appears to be an exception to this theory and it involves an argentinian midget.
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Squawka Football @Squawka 55s55 seconds ago
If every shot on target Bayern faced this season had gone in instead of being saved, they'd still be 1st in the Bundesliga on 30 points.
if anyone is wondering why tom cleverley is not mentioned here it's because the cleverley effect is not a theory, it's proven fact.