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so the USA is the only country badass enough to be able to identify and apprehend its serial killers. if Jeffrey Dahmer was a euro he would have eaten more of Europe by now then the Black Plague killed.

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02-08-2015 , 02:23 PM

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CPHoya

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USA#1 Otters Devour Endangered Foreign Monkey

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The tamarin fell into the lake surrounding the island enclosure in which it was living, zoo officials confirmed to the Post, and floated towards the otter enclosure. "It was trapped in a drainage valve and then eaten by American otters," the whistleblower said.

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02-08-2015 , 08:57 PM

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Jbrochu

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lol

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02-09-2015 , 01:19 AM

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http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/34.../#post46072579

USA is still #1

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02-09-2015 , 01:58 AM

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USA#1 Otters Devour Endangered Foreign Monkey

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The pigs from that news story were crazy. No wonder it's a critically endangered species when the males immediately consume their newborn piglets and then try to eat the mother, too. Must be some good bacon to be worth cannibalism.

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02-09-2015 , 02:24 AM

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The fact that you're typing in English and not German means USA#1.

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Interesting petjax has addressed nearly every comment except this one. We think a big "thank you USA #1" is in order.

Russian you mean. The Soviets were kicking German ass and turned the tide of the war before we ever landed in Italy or France. We saved them from becoming commies and they can thank USA#1 they can go to a store and buy toilet paper whenever they want and wipe their soft as a baby bottoms because they wouldn't dream of doing anything so dirty as fight for their own freedom. Thankfully, we did it for them.

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02-09-2015 , 04:15 AM

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Just watched the 30 on 30 episode on the 1980 Russian National Hockey Team. This team was considered by many to be the greatest hockey team of all-time, and it was beaten by a group of amateurs from the United States. Just another example of USA #1.

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02-12-2015 , 03:27 PM

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cash mahne

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Just wanted to stop by and remind you all that USA is still #1

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02-12-2015 , 06:04 PM

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Since america is #1, we can deduce that america is #1 in every aspect of life/culture. We all know that. So which of the following categories do you guys think USA #1 dominates the most in?:

Music
Military
Movies
TV
Sports
Economy
Swagger

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02-12-2015 , 07:13 PM

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It's a tie, since we are just so far ahead in all of them.

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02-12-2015 , 07:54 PM

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I once took a **** on a Dutch whore, she actually requested this in lieu of cash. You're welcome mommajax.

USA USA USA

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02-16-2015 , 12:16 AM

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LOLUSA

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Originally Posted by grando1.0

wait where is USA#1?

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Originally Posted by Doctor Poker

No USA, everyone solid

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Thar you go USA

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smell the glove

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02-20-2015 , 01:32 PM

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USA #1

http://www.wusa9.com/story/news/2015...n-dc/23558013/

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02-21-2015 , 12:58 AM

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cash mahne

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I'm in NYC this weekend. All I can think about is how much #1 USA #1 is

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02-21-2015 , 01:50 AM

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I'm in NYC this weekend. All I can think about is how much #1 USA #1 is

NYC is the most linguistically diverse city on the planet. Something like 800+ languages are spoken by NYC residents. Just another example of USA#1 being #1.

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02-21-2015 , 02:03 AM

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NYC pizza > any other pizza

american food too elite, no wonder the rest of the world imported it like crazy.

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02-21-2015 , 10:35 AM

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Not to mention USA#1 is #1 in fatness. All other foods are so gross that South Africa #2 through Haiti #193 lose their appetites midway through the meal

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02-21-2015 , 11:03 AM

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Tbh, I'm pretty embarrassed for the USA tonight as Tom Brady is a citizen.

Better a Patriots fan than playing soccer. USA#1

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02-21-2015 , 11:45 AM

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Jbrochu

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Tbh, I'm pretty embarrassed for the USA tonight as Tom Brady is a citizen.

Your QB is a disgusting rapist, but you're embarrassed about the great American hero Tom Brady USAQB#1.

Now I'm embarrassed for the USA#1.

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02-21-2015 , 12:24 PM

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Not to mention USA#1 is #1 in fatness. All other foods are so gross that South Africa #2 through Haiti #193 lose their appetites midway through the meal

Did we finally annex the rest of Mexico? Last I looked they were the fattest country.

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02-21-2015 , 12:28 PM

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USA #1 GOAT in making nordic skiing enjoyable. lol everyone else

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02-21-2015 , 12:29 PM

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nbc forcing the english premier league to play a more time-friendly 12:30pm for all of us in america is pretty sweet.

the national broadcasting company...which nation?

USA

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02-21-2015 , 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by thebigeasy59

Not to mention USA#1 is #1 in fatness. All other foods are so gross that South Africa #2 through Haiti #193 lose their appetites midway through the meal

looking at it all wrong. USA #1 in food ldo

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02-21-2015 , 12:46 PM

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fatness = wealth in some cultures, and in those cultures, we're some wealthy mother****ers.

well we're wealthy mother****ers anyway, but in those cultures we're the happy buddhas of wealthy mother****ers.