That's ok. Our previous coach was texting his side piece 7 minutes before kickoff of a bowl game.

To be fair, though, it did seem at the time like they had an unwinnable gameplan. So maybe the full week's volume is the thing to look at.

Saban doesn't know how to work a phone.

Wins titles.

Coincidence?

woah well played with that new chick

interested in video texts of her

More of the new chick

This story is about to go Tiger Woods isn't it?

BOBBY

yes, except Petrino appears to be able to pull more quality ass.

wat

yea, starting to look like Tiger did even worse than we already thought.

nevermind. When I think of Tiger, I can never get past the waitress that was dog ugly.

Yeah, the other 100 super models or whatever he had can even out a couple of uggos.

I mean if you're going to ruin your career banging sloots you might as well bang a ton of high quality ones, well played Bobby.

also, that 2nd girl could have used a $20k bonus to get a decent boob job imo

Hey now, anybody can be a victim of alcohol and flattering lighting.

Seriously, BOB

Doing it all on a university issued phone, awesome. Can we request the phone records from every other coach in the country too, or do we have to wait until there's a scandal and we have a reason to look at them? I want moar, plus my team is immune from FOIA requests, so it's a competitive advantage!

imagine the fun you could have seeing how often Charlie Weis orders food for delivery

The Turner Gill era really must have hit the pockets of Kansas area take out joints hard

I was thinking about this during the Tressel scandal. Private universities really do have a leg up in this regard. I got real high one night and decided that in 20 years they would run the landscape of college football. I don't know if that's the case, but man FOIA requests are awesome at getting the dirt.


Breakdown of Calls/Texts by Month reported today (obv. we need some earlier records).

9/12-10/12 53 Calls/1912 Texts
10/12-11/11 11 Calls/1052 Texts
11/12-12/11 16 Calls/1236 Texts
12/12-1/11 38 Calls/16 Texts
1/12-2/11 43 Calls/68 Texts
2/12-3/11 60 Calls/33 Texts
3/12-4/5 86 Calls/40 Texts

Seems like he was phasing her out, or maybe he got a burner phone.

Coaches likely pulling the hottest ass

1. URB
2. DABOAH
3. Richt
4. Placeholder for Rich-Rod
5. Chizik - would be higher but this guy will bang anything cuz crazywife
6. Kirk Ferentz
7. Jimbo Fisher
8. Mario Cristobal
9. Chip Kelly
10. Derek Dooley

urb is like 900,000th

kirk ferentz - not ranked

Seriously, I could not come up with a better list of two people that would never, ever do this. Urb is too moral, Ferentz couldn't pull the trigger.

you know who doesnt need a mistress?

LANE