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Old 04-12-2012, 01:42 PM   #401
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Re: Bobby Petrino on permanent leave

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RollBamaRoll reporting that he only texted her 7 times the day of the Bama game. Focused like a laser, I say!
That's ok. Our previous coach was texting his side piece 7 minutes before kickoff of a bowl game.
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Old 04-12-2012, 01:43 PM   #402
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To be fair, though, it did seem at the time like they had an unwinnable gameplan. So maybe the full week's volume is the thing to look at.
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Old 04-12-2012, 01:44 PM   #403
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Saban doesn't know how to work a phone.

Wins titles.

Coincidence?
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Old 04-12-2012, 01:51 PM   #404
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woah well played with that new chick

interested in video texts of her
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Old 04-12-2012, 01:53 PM   #405
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More of the new chick







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Old 04-12-2012, 01:54 PM   #406
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This story is about to go Tiger Woods isn't it?
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Old 04-12-2012, 01:55 PM   #407
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Old 04-12-2012, 01:56 PM   #408
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This story is about to go Tiger Woods isn't it?
yes, except Petrino appears to be able to pull more quality ass.
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Old 04-12-2012, 01:56 PM   #409
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yes, except Petrino appears to be able to pull more quality ass.
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Old 04-12-2012, 02:03 PM   #411
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yes, except Petrino appears to be able to pull more quality ass.
yea, starting to look like Tiger did even worse than we already thought.
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Old 04-12-2012, 02:03 PM   #412
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nevermind. When I think of Tiger, I can never get past the waitress that was dog ugly.
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Old 04-12-2012, 02:10 PM   #413
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Old 04-12-2012, 02:12 PM   #414
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nevermind. When I think of Tiger, I can never get past the waitress that was dog ugly.
Yeah, the other 100 super models or whatever he had can even out a couple of uggos.
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Old 04-12-2012, 02:36 PM   #415
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I mean if you're going to ruin your career banging sloots you might as well bang a ton of high quality ones, well played Bobby.
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Old 04-12-2012, 02:47 PM   #416
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also, that 2nd girl could have used a $20k bonus to get a decent boob job imo
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nevermind. When I think of Tiger, I can never get past the waitress that was dog ugly.
Hey now, anybody can be a victim of alcohol and flattering lighting.
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Doing it all on a university issued phone, awesome. Can we request the phone records from every other coach in the country too, or do we have to wait until there's a scandal and we have a reason to look at them? I want moar, plus my team is immune from FOIA requests, so it's a competitive advantage!
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Old 04-12-2012, 03:03 PM   #420
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Doing it all on a university issued phone, awesome. Can we request the phone records from every other coach in the country too, or do we have to wait until there's a scandal and we have a reason to look at them? I want moar, plus my team is immune from FOIA requests, so it's a competitive advantage!
imagine the fun you could have seeing how often Charlie Weis orders food for delivery
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Old 04-12-2012, 03:06 PM   #421
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imagine the fun you could have seeing how often Charlie Weis orders food for delivery
The Turner Gill era really must have hit the pockets of Kansas area take out joints hard
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Old 04-12-2012, 03:22 PM   #422
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Doing it all on a university issued phone, awesome. Can we request the phone records from every other coach in the country too, or do we have to wait until there's a scandal and we have a reason to look at them? I want moar, plus my team is immune from FOIA requests, so it's a competitive advantage!
I was thinking about this during the Tressel scandal. Private universities really do have a leg up in this regard. I got real high one night and decided that in 20 years they would run the landscape of college football. I don't know if that's the case, but man FOIA requests are awesome at getting the dirt.


Breakdown of Calls/Texts by Month reported today (obv. we need some earlier records).

9/12-10/12 53 Calls/1912 Texts
10/12-11/11 11 Calls/1052 Texts
11/12-12/11 16 Calls/1236 Texts
12/12-1/11 38 Calls/16 Texts
1/12-2/11 43 Calls/68 Texts
2/12-3/11 60 Calls/33 Texts
3/12-4/5 86 Calls/40 Texts

Seems like he was phasing her out, or maybe he got a burner phone.

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Old 04-12-2012, 03:30 PM   #423
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Re: Bobby Petrino on permanent leave

Coaches likely pulling the hottest ass

1. URB
2. DABOAH
3. Richt
4. Placeholder for Rich-Rod
5. Chizik - would be higher but this guy will bang anything cuz crazywife
6. Kirk Ferentz
7. Jimbo Fisher
8. Mario Cristobal
9. Chip Kelly
10. Derek Dooley
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Old 04-12-2012, 03:31 PM   #424
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urb is like 900,000th

kirk ferentz - not ranked

Seriously, I could not come up with a better list of two people that would never, ever do this. Urb is too moral, Ferentz couldn't pull the trigger.
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Old 04-12-2012, 03:32 PM   #425
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Re: Bobby Petrino on permanent leave

you know who doesnt need a mistress?

LANE

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