you're going to have a bad time if you're looking to "keep that sort of thing going for a while" considering she banged her ex and let you hit a triple not 24 hours after...

(assuming you don't want people double dipping into your sauce)

tbh this sounds like major progress if Goose is cool with just getting some and not really caring about this girl being hung up on her ex or w/e. The next step would be to have something going on with other girls at the same time so that when this girl is being flaky, you can just ignore her and hang out with your other ladies until she texts you begging for the D. You can do it man!

Goofy must be a masochist considering nutShAT read this thread.

gb is correct tho.

Ya Goose, I'd definitely listen to Goofyballer for all things related to girls. Seems like a great plan.

I agree with Goofy. In fact, the '91 who I had been banging this summer (my sister's friend) started texting me again in like late Nov, and eventually we agreed to hook up over Christmas break. This happened ONCE about a week before Christmas. I went over there for a nooner and we shagged all day so it was pretty decent. But then she stopped talking to me altogether and ignored my texts. That was ****ty because the agreement was basically we'd hang out and have fun and bang all Christmas break. She even promised to take me to Starbucks and that never happened. WTF. And I texted her Merry Christmas ON CHRISTMAS and she ignored that. Absolutely ridic.

So instead of getting hung up on her and going whyyyyyyyyy doesn't she wanna bang anymore, I went out with the boys and found a new lady. I find just hitting on girls doesn't work for me, but hanging out with friends, expanding social circles, meeting new people, etc, that's what works. So the more and more I do that, the more women I will have who want to put my dick in their mouth. I'm different than most guys in that I'm not a hit it & quit it guy... I actually do enjoy the company of a woman and treat her well and will take her out for dinner and stuff, but in reality I've learned that women are sketchy as **** and are probably sleeping around on you, so when they're going to decide to be flaky idiots and **** some ******* who can't get a boner, then by all means that gives me every right to go **** a hotter, younger chick. Deal with it women.

So yeah, the more women I know and want me, the better.

Great sequence.

Goofy, still my boy 4lyfe

I love this thread.

Part of NASA's budget all these years was actually assigned to create a flowchart for how to (age appropriately/legally) bed the average Western adolescent female. But then Big Music, Movie, Fashion and Cosmetics said butnahhh and the files mysteriously disappeared.
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Had the same classes in uni with this irresistibly thick chick for 2 years. Final semester of final year (after only talking to her in project groups) I go to her dorm to "watch a movie." Soon as I go lie on her bed to silently imply her to join me her ex and his buddy just stroll into her bedroom (apparently they had agreed to remain friends. Insert "lol" here). Being mind****ed and all, after they soon leave her room I leave the room "for the bathroom" only to bounce and drive home. 15 min later I get a text along the lines of, "did you really just do that?"

Fast forward 6 weeks later after no talking and she sends me the old, "I just wanted to let you know I had a random dream that we had sex" text.

A few days later, bingobangobongo.

That's ****ing boss.

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Ghana check that out next Friday.

Move this thread to OOT imo

I'll move you to OOT

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reminds me of coltrane live at the village vanguard.

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They moved from a podium to a table for tonight...

Ooooo, classy table

wish there were two mics then we'd know there'd be an agreement

Meanwhile, #DregerFace is a thing...

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lol just saw that, the Jack Ruby one is great

Reading on Puck Daddy that a 48 game season would be 7 games against all your division opponents and a home and home with intra conference teams. First day would be all the rivalry games including Leafs/Habs, Flyers/Pens, and Wangz/Hawks.

Would lose some fun matchups, but I think its what you have to go with if you want to get a semi-honest playoff bracket. On the plus side, this also means 20% of Detroit's season is against Columbus.

No, no, no, Jets to switch with Blue Jackets.

Oh, maybe not until 2013-14.

Sounds like it's not going great. ~1 hour until disclaimer of interest deadline.

Well...that means the league definitely isn't seeing a nickel from me this year.

This might be the first season in a long, long time that I don't see a Flames game in person. Other than '04-'05 ldo.

whatever happens w/ 48 game season there won't be inter-conference games. 7 divisional games is awful though, makes the schedule horribly unbalanced