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View Poll Results: What the **** happens on Sunday

TEBOW

89 44.72%

TEBOW sacrifices himself for the good of the world

40 20.10%

lolGod

28 14.07%

lolSteelers

42 21.11%

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01-05-2012 , 05:29 AM

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Assani Fisher

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My dream way of this game ending....

Earlier on Harrison gets a questionable late hit penalty for hitting Tebow as hes running out of bounds. On the potential game winning drive, the same situation arises and Harrison pulls up. Tebow fakes going out of bounds, and at the last second lowers his shoulder, runs over Harrison, and goes in the for the touchdown. Harrison and Steeler nation complain about how the bad call made him too concerned about drawing another penalty.

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01-05-2012 , 08:26 AM

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Zeth

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Sounds pretty sweet, except I'm pretty sure the next time Harrison worries about getting penalized will be the first.

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01-05-2012 , 08:30 AM

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Not sure there's ever been a matchup in the NFL between two quarterbacks that more blatantly defied all conventions of the position.

And that's just off of the field.

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the Denver part of the OP was great. the Steelers stuff was meh. same ole Big Rape/fat girl in Steelers shirt stuff rehashed a million times over the years. all you people jealous of the Steelers need to get some new material.

Meh. The choking stealers have been raked over the coals so hard since the last Super Bowl, every possible lolstealers quote, picture, gif has already been created. He just picked the best. (Nice attempt to blow off your biggest fan though.)

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01-05-2012 , 10:05 AM

#54

relderretep

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Go Tebow

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01-05-2012 , 12:39 PM

#55

Jimmy Proffett

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Going to be gameday thread of the year thus far, Broncos win in Overtime with a Tebow run similar to this.

That Wallace run reminds me of this former PSU QB:

Rashard Casey highlights

I know this is a slight derail, but the game's not for a couple days so big whoop wanna fight about it?

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01-05-2012 , 12:45 PM

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Riverman

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ben can barely walk and sucks hard when unable to run

the troofer is injured and his replacement is a fumble machine

denver's got this

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01-05-2012 , 03:29 PM

#57

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Elite OP.

Great work.

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01-05-2012 , 05:56 PM

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Zeth

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Harrison, Polamalu, Pouncey and Keisel all missed practice today with various degrees of injuries. Broncos +9 looks like great value to me. Can't see how the Steelers are going to crack 17 unless Timmy tosses them a pick-six or two.

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01-05-2012 , 09:07 PM

#59

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Weird poale. TEBOW and lolSteelers aren't mutually exclusive.

this. I wanted to vote both but settled with TEBOW, I always have bet with my heart

great op

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01-05-2012 , 09:20 PM

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Steelers very vulnerable if Pouncey isn't right. It moves Legursky (their best LG) into C and puts either Essex (AIDS) or Kemoeatu (AIDS) back on the field.

I suppose Kemo is a better play. He's good for ~15 penalty yards, a couple blown assignments, and a few whiffs when pulling but Essex is incapable of recognizing and blocking a stunt.

Kemo handicap > strip-sack risk.

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01-05-2012 , 11:15 PM

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Zeth

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Based on what I read today it doesn't sound like Pouncey is going to play. All the injured defensive players (except Clark) sound like they'll play, though.

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01-06-2012 , 12:03 AM

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Best lineup is probably Essex at C for Pouncey, but Arians has always had a hard-on for Kemo. O/U on dumb penalties by Kemo? 1.5?

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01-06-2012 , 01:10 AM

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TEBOW has many haters. As do the Stealers. Just imagine how many converts Tebow can acquire whence he dispatches the known rapist by mid-3rd quarter, when Mike Tomlin waves a Terrible Towel that has been hastily spraypainted white before a laughing official.

Then, the only remaining TEBOW haterz will a small handful of atheists, most Stealer fans, and certainly all atheist Stealer fans.

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01-06-2012 , 01:54 AM

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If Roethlisberger has the same ankle he had in SF, this game will be decided by 3 or less.

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01-06-2012 , 02:23 AM

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Best lineup is probably Essex at C for Pouncey, but Arians has always had a hard-on for Kemo. O/U on dumb penalties by Kemo? 1.5?

That's actually a good idea. Essex is sooooooooooo bad at LG.

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01-06-2012 , 02:44 AM

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Geddy Lee

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Polamalu prays harder than Tebow, and he's going to score more touchdowns than Tebow.

Almost one thousand years since the Great Schism of 1054, Orthodox Christianity finally has the opportunity to prove itself as the superior Christian denomination.

I, for one, cannot wait.

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01-06-2012 , 04:24 AM

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Almost one thousand years since the Great Schism of 1054, Orthodox Christianity finally has the opportunity to prove itself as the superior Christian denomination.

I, for one, cannot wait.

As an African-American atheist Steelers fan, all I can say is LOL Joseph Smith and his supposedly divinely inspired bigotry. This is just a warmup for Orthodox X-tianity.

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01-06-2012 , 08:09 AM

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Zeth

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If Roethlisberger has the same ankle he had in SF, this game will be decided by 3 or less.

It might be worse.

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01-06-2012 , 08:29 AM

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McBeef

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if only tebow didn't play such a terrible sport

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01-06-2012 , 10:14 AM

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Tebow is going to retire Harrison this weekend

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01-06-2012 , 01:32 PM

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Assani Fisher

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The line is not +9. It is:

Pit -9(+109)
Den +9(-118)

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01-06-2012 , 02:12 PM

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Chance of late snow on Sunday...setting the stage for epic Tebow magic environment.

Broncos giving out Orange towels to combat the lolterribadtowels...our towels don't say, "You Gonna Get Tebowed!" but instead say "Believe"...which is unfortunate.

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01-06-2012 , 02:14 PM

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Also, looking like there will be a ton of Steeler fans in attendance, but that's alright. To them, I say, welcome to church.

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01-06-2012 , 02:17 PM

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http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/74...ned-house-fire

Tebow involved?

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01-06-2012 , 02:18 PM

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Tebow is going to retire Harrison this weekend

O/U on Tebow-Deebo collisions? 2.5?

Last longer on who gets up from the final one?

O/U on Option runs to Deebo's side before Tebow gets concussed? 3?

Do Tebow's magical healing powers allow him to de-concuss?

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