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05-06-2024 , 11:47 AM

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Lolbills

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05-06-2024 , 11:54 AM

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Bledsoe was way funnier than I expected

Nikki Glaser was hilarious and that guy who looked like a 1930s member of the Lumineers was pretty ****ing good

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05-06-2024 , 03:34 PM

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‘Oh that’s why Dana is here….so you can learn how to **** a Brazilian out of half their purse’

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05-06-2024 , 03:56 PM

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‘Oh that’s why Dana is here….so you can learn how to **** a Brazilian out of half their purse’

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Dana, you're like Michael Vick but with humans.

Goddamn this was better than it had any business being

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05-06-2024 , 03:58 PM

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‘I had no idea Edelman was Jewish til he tried to return a kickoff for a refund’

Probably the line of the night

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05-06-2024 , 05:16 PM

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saw a headline that bardy got pissed at jeff ross about one of the jokes, do we know which one that was? need to know in the oft chance i ever run into him lol

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05-06-2024 , 05:43 PM

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05-06-2024 , 06:30 PM

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‘Oh that’s why Dana is here….so you can learn how to **** a Brazilian out of half their purse’

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that's by far the best line of any I've watched. It's perfect

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05-06-2024 , 08:09 PM

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Yeah, Kraft caught very little heat. That must have been one of the conditions for Brady to agree.

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05-07-2024 , 03:12 PM

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Roasts are supposed to be all in good fun, Tom really hurt Peyton's feelings here, I think he crossed a line.

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"I know sometimes you live in Denver, and sometimes you live in Louisiana. But you will always live in my shadow."

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05-07-2024 , 04:01 PM

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saw a headline that bardy got pissed at jeff ross about one of the jokes, do we know which one that was? need to know in the oft chance i ever run into him lol

it was about kraft offering brady a handjob after brady told him he would be the best decision he ever made

i actually thought the delivery wasnt that great for it...didnt really make sense, is kraft giving it? is he telling brady he will have someone else give it?

but brady got up and told ross dont do that **** again, it was hard to tell how serious he was

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05-07-2024 , 04:51 PM

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Considering that was (as far as I remember) the only time Kraft was insulted I definitely figure Bardy wanted Kraft off limits before the roast

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05-07-2024 , 04:52 PM

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The Athletic ranking of the QB situations for each of the past 5 years in terms of run and pass blocking and then skill position quality

Mickey won’t agree with the Packers rankings

Interesting chart particularly through the lens of where the highest ranked QBs have emerged from

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05-07-2024 , 05:08 PM

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My first takeaway from that chart is LOL Falcons

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05-07-2024 , 05:18 PM

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Rashee doubling down.

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05-07-2024 , 06:11 PM

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Considering that was (as far as I remember) the only time Kraft was insulted I definitely figure Bardy wanted Kraft off limits before the roast

Yeah, Glaser gave an interview where she said they didn't even know he was going to be there, and Brady didn't seem to want him taking any heat.

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05-07-2024 , 06:19 PM

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yeah Kraft is essentially family to Tom.

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05-07-2024 , 06:20 PM

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yeah Kraft is essentially family to Tom.

meh, so what. it's a roast and he's a billionaire. if he shows up he's fair game

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05-07-2024 , 06:25 PM

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yeah the "joke" doesn't really make any sense, which makes it way funnier that he got all mad about it. make fun of me, my wife, my kids, my teammates, my coaches, whatever ... just keep the name of my boss from 5 years ago out your mouth. deranged pathetic worm behavior

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05-07-2024 , 06:37 PM

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sorry heels

honestly surprised the chargers were that bad
never thought they were good but damn folks, raggin' on herbie is undeserved

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05-07-2024 , 07:00 PM

#1346

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meh, so what. it's a roast and he's a billionaire. if he shows up he's fair game

Brady is a man of principles god damnit!

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05-07-2024 , 07:17 PM

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Brady is a man of principles god damnit!

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05-07-2024 , 08:12 PM

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Ya that was a **** joke for sure, but I’m gonna guess that bardy was legit mad and Ross’s immediate mea kukpa that Kevin hart mocked him for that he said Kraft was off limits and it still happened

Based on everything else that was said I assume the only other thing he said was off limits were his kids

As to why Kraft….I’m going to assume he just outted himself on being really serious about buying a significant part of the raiders if not now then later, and he didn’t want to lose Kraft as vote to approve the sale

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05-07-2024 , 08:32 PM

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Someone needed to do a Kraft joke. I thought maybe the Brady anger was staged as a strategic agreement to get one joke done and then warn people off doing more