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02-08-2008 , 04:28 AM
software for ftp that does fold every hand?
sometime i have to go to washroom or smoke. i wait until UTG then wait until big blind when i'm back.
seriously, i think with my lucky, it's better for me to pay the blind when i'm not there.
i go to smoke. table average is $5. i come back. table average is $20........
i would actually gain more in rakeback.
poker.com has this option of fold every hand. but anything for ftp?
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02-08-2008 , 07:53 AM
uh, if your gaining more for rakeback, that means your paying more rake.
You pay more rake than you get rakeback.
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02-08-2008 , 09:09 AM
yes but the ftp rakeback method is dealt and not contributed
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02-08-2008 , 11:43 AM
lolol are you dumb? you're only losing 73% of your money very slowly, but keep trying to get rich off of that.
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02-08-2008 , 12:49 PM
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Originally Posted by thac
lolol are you dumb? you're only losing 73% of your money very slowly, but keep trying to get rich off of that.
i will only use that software, if i have to go to toliet or smoking.
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02-08-2008 , 02:29 PM
lol

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Originally Posted by thac
lolol are you dumb? you're only losing 73% of your money very slowly, but keep trying to get rich off of that.
qft

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Originally Posted by allyasia
i will only use that software, if i have to go to toliet or smoking.
You said you think it's +EV. Which is quite dumb.

Why would someone make software that just folds every hand?
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02-08-2008 , 02:30 PM
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Originally Posted by allyasia
i will only use that software, if i have to go to toliet or smoking.
Just sit out. Who cares if you would gain an orbit of rb, you're just breaking even/losing from posting the blind money.
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02-08-2008 , 02:37 PM
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Originally Posted by thac
Just sit out. Who cares if you would gain an orbit of rb, you're just breaking even/losing from posting the blind money.
unless it could fold,until you got 2 the blinds and then not post....this would only work if you had to take a dump and are in LP in a full ring game....
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02-08-2008 , 02:54 PM
Given that probably only half the hands are raked (generous guess), and theres a max of $3 rake but usually $1.. it will probably get you $0.70. If that is THAT much money to you, you shouldn't be slacking and trying to find ways to get free money, you should be worried about moving up limits and getting better.
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02-08-2008 , 03:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Jzo19
unless it could fold,until you got 2 the blinds and then not post....this would only work if you had to take a dump and are in LP in a full ring game....

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Originally Posted by thac
Given that probably only half the hands are raked (generous guess), and theres a max of $3 rake but usually $1.. it will probably get you $0.70. If that is THAT much money to you, you shouldn't be slacking and trying to find ways to get free money, you should be worried about moving up limits and getting better.
for the freedom that i no longer have to wait until UTG to take a Sh*t or smoke. i think it's worth it
for Thac using your figure, that $$ will addup in a year
say in a 4-5hr session, you take toliet twice, make sandwich or coffee once, smoke twice.
0.7*5=$3.5 X 365 = $1277.5 = free vegas vacation by doing nothing but take a break ^^
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02-08-2008 , 03:11 PM
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Originally Posted by allyasia
for the freedom that i no longer have to wait until UTG to take a Sh*t or smoke. i think it's worth it
for Thac using your figure, that $$ will addup in a year
say in a 4-5hr session, you take toliet twice, make sandwich or coffee once, smoke twice.
0.7*5=$3.5 X 365 = $1277.5 = free vegas vacation by doing nothing but take a break ^^
lololol nice logic. I'm going to start taking lots and lots of breaks!
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02-08-2008 , 03:16 PM
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Originally Posted by allyasia
for the freedom that i no longer have to wait until UTG to take a Sh*t or smoke. i think it's worth it
for Thac using your figure, that $$ will addup in a year
say in a 4-5hr session, you take toliet twice, make sandwich or coffee once, smoke twice.
0.7*5=$3.5 X 365 = $1277.5 = free vegas vacation by doing nothing but take a break ^^
Just play until your blind and sit out.. your logic is REALLY flawed.
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02-08-2008 , 03:19 PM
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Originally Posted by allyasia
software for ftp that does fold every hand?
sometime i have to go to washroom or smoke. i wait until UTG then wait until big blind when i'm back.
seriously, i think with my lucky, it's better for me to pay the blind when i'm not there.
i go to smoke. table average is $5. i come back. table average is $20........
i would actually gain more in rakeback.
poker.com has this option of fold every hand. but anything for ftp?
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Originally Posted by allyasia
i will only use that software, if i have to go to toliet or smoking.
Quote:
Originally Posted by allyasia
for the freedom that i no longer have to wait until UTG to take a Sh*t or smoke. i think it's worth it
for Thac using your figure, that $$ will addup in a year
say in a 4-5hr session, you take toliet twice, make sandwich or coffee once, smoke twice.
0.7*5=$3.5 X 365 = $1277.5 = free vegas vacation by doing nothing but take a break ^^


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02-08-2008 , 03:20 PM
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Originally Posted by thac
Just play until your blind and sit out.. your logic is REALLY flawed.
lol
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02-08-2008 , 03:22 PM
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Originally Posted by fozzy71
i know, i know
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02-08-2008 , 03:24 PM
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02-08-2008 , 03:56 PM
FWIW, I quite understand this request - although it depends on what games you play I suppose.

A few years back I would 8 table FRNL on Empire/Eurobet, sometimes doing the same with SNGs.

It would tilt me somewhat the lack of this feature on the NL tables, when it existed on a SNG table.

It also depends how nitty you are with blind posting... If you will not sit out until UTG, and will never post a dead SB+BB, the time spent waiting for each table to sit out, going to the garden fo a 2 min smoke, then getting back / waiting for BB on all tables again increased the downtime greatly... never occured to me I was missing out on rakeback - just hated the wasted time
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02-08-2008 , 03:57 PM
ban

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02-12-2008 , 07:18 AM
I think a better program would be for mtt and stt where if you wanted a toilet break the software would delay the action slightly before folding. This would mean that you would actually miss less hands and maybe not pay the blinds.

Maybe I could do this would anyone be interested?
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02-12-2008 , 01:31 PM
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Originally Posted by MARK R
I think a better program would be for mtt and stt where if you wanted a toilet break the software would delay the action slightly before folding. This would mean that you would actually miss less hands and maybe not pay the blinds.

Maybe I could do this would anyone be interested?
me lol
i remember back when i use IBM T40
i bring the notebook with me to to toliet.
now i use 17" notebook. it's impossible to do that.
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02-12-2008 , 02:07 PM
Isnt all the fun in a MTT waiting for the break so you can run to the toilet?
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02-12-2008 , 03:53 PM
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Originally Posted by allyasia
me lol
i remember back when i use IBM T40
i bring the notebook with me to to toliet.
now i use 17" notebook. it's impossible to do that.
I don't get it. Your 17" notebook is so heavy you can't lift it?
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02-12-2008 , 05:13 PM
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Originally Posted by a nonymous
I don't get it. Your 17" notebook is so heavy you can't lift it?
lift it is easy
taking a dump while putting it on my lap, i put down my pant and underwear when i sitting at toilet.
i do not like the idea of my manhood touch bottom of my notebook.
specially i have a hot sexy chick theme.
you can try and holding your 17" notebook in mid air, play poker, and taking a dump at once.
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02-12-2008 , 08:49 PM
I am a little embarrassed to admit it, but I do bring my 17" laptop to the bathroom with me. But I do not set it on my lap. I just move the trash can over in front of me and use it as a table. Perfect hight and no "manhood on my computer" problem.
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02-12-2008 , 09:47 PM
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Originally Posted by allyasia
lift it is easy
taking a dump while putting it on my lap, i put down my pant and underwear when i sitting at toilet.
i do not like the idea of my manhood touch bottom of my notebook.
specially i have a hot sexy chick theme.
you can try and holding your 17" notebook in mid air, play poker, and taking a dump at once.
You don't need to have your manhood touch the bottom of your notebook, even with a hot sexy chick theme. You don't have to hold it in mid air. Just balance that **** on your knees/ends of your legs. Do you have really short legs (or the world's biggest manhood?)?

You could also get a small table.
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