requesting Omaha 8/b stats on FT, PS, Absolute on player named Usagi_yo. I am Usagi_yo. I lost my hard drive with my hand histories and have never gotten around to getting PTO for Omaha. I can't recover the data and it has to be over every hand I've played since Jan 1 - 2008.

This includes 2-4 up to 30-60 limits, and some NL games.

AKA Usagi_yo.

email pokerstars they will send you your handhistories

I have 6 hands on you. From this sample size, I've determined you to be a large loser in this game. Losing 54 BB's every 100 hands. You sir have a gambling problem.

Normally these BBV-type posts annoy me but this one was funny as ****.

made me smile

I try. Although I don't know why you are smiling, this man is losing his money at an alarming rate.

OP, sorry I don't have more hands for you.

Actually I appreciate q good joke. What does this put me? 18 Sigma out? Thats gotta be a record.

I have 30 hands on you at 100PLO8 on Full Tilt. You lost 14.95 for -24.92ptbb's/100. Serious gambling problem here. Get help.

why do you ever need it?
its about useless for your own analysis, cause you dont know your holdings w/o showdown

I have hands at AP with you, but hesitate to provide the info.

You could be an ambulance chasing attorney for an angry spouse fighting over money, and trying to show that Usagi Yo is blowing the family fortune on online poker.

That stat is meaningless on 30 hands. Hell, I've seen people buy in for full amount in PL and lose it all on first hand to a lucky draw-out.

Usagi_yo.

this is what I really want because I think this is where the cheating is goingon with trishthefish, 69ways and others. (not to sure about 69ways), but I'm pretty positive that trishthefish has knowledge of additional cards that are out. Or knows the pattern of Deck slugging in the 2-4 omaha games, that plus the obvious bots.

I wrote AP and told them to Shove it up their arse. Either do somethign about it or close my account and donate my rakeback to whoever the hell they please. Then I get this nice little letter from VIP hinting that they know ?I've suffered some bad bets, but that if I just buy in again, their sure I'll come around. ... I almost fell for it. Except 1. I don't cheat. 2. I don't want to cheat. 3. Anybody offering you an opportunity to cheat isn't doing it for nothing.

So F all of you that don't believe me. You go to AP, and UB and waqtch your drop go into building JAckpots that get rakes yet another 20% ... and thats if the winners are legit.

Chris K.



Doesn't anybody find it odd that AP can get four to six 2-4 games going while bigger sites like PS have trouble keeping two 2-4 games going?

First buy-in I put in 600, cashed out 2400, then put in another 600, broke, another 600, broke, another 600 broke. Now I know I've gotten drunk and into some bigger games and gotten trashed ...but I was free-rolling from 2-4, 3-6 games.

And I kow, you can't tell me from my stats that I'm a ****ty player.

Besides, it's costing me $100 to recover the data off the 2.5 ide drive to get those 100k hands or so I had on there.

Chris K.

Who are the obvious bots? I have not been able to identify bot play at LO8, mainly because I dont know what to look for.

ROTFL

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