You literally wet yourself? You sound childlike (chomo-ish) and immature . You ran your mouth about wanting hu action then ran and hide. You are the type of man who dodges military drafts and checks into protective custody to avoid the wrath of real men.

Over and under on the number of lifetime million dollar winners who will be observing the heads up action if some wants to play me? Setting it at 1.5 and may take some action on that also. Who needs Skype when you live among some of the best in the world. I prefer to talk to my friends in person while I play and not on Skype.

You are wanting to play hypers to neutralize my edge and give you the illusion that you might be as good as me, while steadily giving up most of the money to stars for rake. Play me cash streity or keep your comments to yourself, you are obviously not worth my time.

really?you think you get through with that and show how much of a baller you are? either 10g my ass or you dont know what you are doing. gotta work on that weed ranges
well then you are a perfect fit for this site i guess

that is probably the only true thing about your baller life

inb4 hufortrollz

I find this slightly entertaining.

+1

Good stuff. There's been a lot of these entertaining folks in O8 forum lately.

And to the topic: I played two hypers and won both. Now I can quit hypers at profit

Booink you are actually quite funny, "gotta work on that weed range".

As my name might suggest - I'm a bit of an expert in these matters. I tell you honestly if u are playing semi-serious 4-8 table poker it becomes very difficult to function beyond say, 1 g/day, and very easy to tilt and/or try and speed up the outcome so you can get really heavily beer'd n smoked. Plus the munchies man, why do u think PS puts in 5 min breaks on the hour? So you can make toast and coffee, handle food prep and wash your hands b4 touching the laptop.

I would love to play vs anyone smoking 10g/ day - they would be functioning high-rollers (spending $150 a day on weed alone) and so stoned they wouldn't know what day it is.

I don't smoke weed yet rarely know what day it is.

Occupational hazzard imho

Weed range my ass. A good friend, Jim owns Nuggetry in Santa Ana. My father was a factory worker who made millions in the marijuana business. I am very well educated with a focus on genetics.

There is a small chance that 1 or 2 people who post at 2+2 know as much as me concerning marijuana. Would love to find a way to test my comprehensive knowledge on this subject for money. I make huge batches of butane extracts and cannabutter as well, which adds to my consumption totals.

I noticed your stats are good, want to play some deep stack heads up? Love to watch your hand ranges and bet sizing crumble as you get to later streets and actually have more than one bet left in your stack. My PM box is completely empty.

Speaking of clowns on this site. I waited 5 days for a fool who wanted 6K$ on poker stars and kept pm'ing me but never showed. Have met multiple SNE who I never knew, who immediately started inquiring about stakes once they met me. Come on now, do you really think someone who has hustled since age 12, graduated at the top of their class in high school and college, and made millions gambling throughout his career is going to be worried about a bunch of short stacking clowns whose hand ranges completely go to hell when their stacks are deeper?

Definitely correct. I am like the great Secretariat, I need to carry the extra weight and handicap myself to feel inspired. Otherwise my mind races at the mediocrity of people in general and I start itching for more thrilling rushes, like mainlining China white. Weed is the lesser of two evils.

So a player who plays 18 mans, moans in chat about people on 18 mans and has the same screen name. How the heck did I make that link?

http://pokerprolabs.com/peso2paydirt...Stars/2014/sng

Dunno why you haven't blocked stats there to be honest like Sharkscope.

Also unsure how I worked out the average buy-in thing.

http://www.sharkscope.com/#Player-St...s/peso2paydirt

I must be going crazy. Can you recommend some drugs to alleviate that?

I was right about the drugs then. Sometimes I do have solid reads even though I am fish.

Sorry for not getting back earlier dude. I have a job.

Gl at the tables. P.S Every single player beating you is colluding so I am shipping you some run good.

Peace out.

I think the fact my pm box is empty reveals how the hyper format bastardizes poker skills. We used to play real poker for over a decade online. Now clowns are playing hypers, skilless shove fest, with minimal EV edges and lots of rake. The IRS doesn't know about my business, no way in hell any of you will.

Guys I am truly waiting for any of you to man up. I live around 200+ poker pros from the US and find that over 90% of them are boring clowns, intellectually deficient. Heading out for a beach walk and a Ramon Allones SS.

Sorry for getting on my high horse. I made so much on the Superbowl yesterday and it reminded me of all the hostility I have encountered from frustrated marginal gamblers on this site. I realize most of you work jobs, go to school, and will never succeed in the world of high stakes gambling, so sorry if my remarks came across as trolling. Guess I shouldn't have challenged everyone here, as I already knew none of you would play me when I made the offer. GL guys, hope gambling supplements whatever endeavors you pursue in life, have fun.

Obviously you are not getting by on gambling skills alone. After graduating at the top of my class in college I never even applied for one job. Keep setting your alarm clock and calling another man "boss."

So your not peso2paydirt who plays 18mans then? . I take it you are from your lack of disagreement with that point.

I don't just play hypers because I feel for once you have a point on bastardizing skills. I play HU SNGs and have played a reasonable amount recently in the last 2-3 months to stop this from happening. HU is fun and makes you think.

But I probably still suck relatively HU compared to my other formats. You could come take my money if you'd like?

Just curious. If you could dominate cash games why do you play 18 mans and accuse everyone of collusion in chat and 2+2? They just raised the buyins on Stars I hear so you should go crush them fish with your mad deep stack skills.

A+ trolling btw.

How is it trolling when I am sitting ocean side waiting for anyone here to play me. Trolling involves anonymity and no PM's. I truly wanted to play someone here for serious stakes, but I also knew that there was a 99% chance that no one would man up, off to the beach, enjoy your job.

peso appears to be a real high roller to me.

i heard a rumor that if you opensit the highstakes tables then someone will show up and play you. and that someone probably has a 2+2 account as well.
vandir4rek is sitting there right now. he has a 2+2 acc and he plays some hypers once in a while. that is pretty much what you ve asked for. he sits at 10/20 and if that is too baller for you then he also sits at 2 5/10 tables.

Every post I read from you these days boooink is laced with gold....welcome back man....zee German has been taking what you call humour classes ya ?

Just an excuse to play one of my favourite comedy clips (1.42!!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfl6Lu3xQW0

I never received a PM from vandir4rek. I specifically wanted a regular itt to get the extra value out of the bet sizing and range adjustments I will make on later streets.

ok i give up. how about you jump in your daddies private jet, meet me in munich and see who can drink more beer? we could bet 1k$ on that.i specifically want you because i heard you havent drunk in 5 years but spend a lot on whine and i want to get the extra value out of the sip sizes and adjustments to german beer you will make on later rounds.

pure gold

My dad filed for bankruptcy and relies on factory retirement and compensation from a grenade incident(hearing loss) in Vietnam. It is kind of awkward when I visit him. "You still living the life?"...."No times are tough, not making more than I can spend now." Gotta plug those leaks. (step family).

[Edit] No begging, please... even if you're just kidding (which I assume you probably are). [/edit]

Peso - u are no high roller man and only half good. U still got a ways to go before u can talk down to the entire crew of players here.

Also don't diss people that have jobs. Anyone who thinks being a poker player is some sort of awesome hollywood thing and somehow above those who "have to work" for a living, is a complete nit.

1. poker players put in long hours 5-7 days a week
2. poker players spend > 50% of their lives at tables surrounded by other men or by themselves with their computers
3. poker players deny themselves the reward and fulfilment of helping others and/or being part of a team/achieving something beyond themselves
4. poker players have zero safety net beyond their own winnings and are offered worse terms of credit/future employment if occupation is formally declared
5. poker players are no better than Amazon, Starbucks and Goldman Sachs - i.e. they don't pay income tax and do less than others on comparable salaries for their fellow countrymen

I am a professional sports bettor since age 18 (20+ years) but obviously if I can do that, I can interpret HUD numbers and make life hell for anyone brave enough to call me out. Once again my mailbox is empty. Seems like I called out the whole thread, then put an Ike Turner pimp slap on you clowns. Gl guys, keep supplementing your jobs and whatever you are pursuing, poker is an easy, but fun game. Chess is much more challenging but much less profitable generally.

I am trying to remain humble, despite the obvious. Seems like all my post itt are consistent with sincerely looking for hi stakes action and then not getting it. Not sure how else to interpret this, action speaks louder than words, and.... my mailbox is empty.

Wish I were joking. I am also running low on cigars and dab. Not kidding bra, could you transfer me $500 on stars for a box of Serie d'Oro No.2 Edicion Limitada 2013? I am like Warren Zevon, "Lawyers Guns and Money"....I like his line in the intro, "Obviously I survived all that, but I learned something from experience, I never take vacations"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjVbypiUOHA


I was gambling in Havana
I took a little risk
Send lawyers, guns and money
Dad, get me out of this

I'm the innocent bystander
Somehow I got stuck
Between the rock and the hard place
And I'm down on my luck
And I'm down on my luck
And I'm down on my luck

Did your PM to me about HU action get lost by 2+2, or did my Ike Turner pimp hand get the best of you?
I am also in Rosarito if anyone wants action here and will be in Vegas before Friday.