B...did you tell them to suck your ____? You're a freaking 3/4 SNE and a warning is MUCH deserved.

****ing Sharkscope, not only it made Stars lock my account but also my bank froze my debet card cause they were suspecting someone took it over. I called the anti-fraud line and they asked me questions about some weird abroad transactions that have been made with my card and of course one of the positions was Sharkscope.

Apparently Stars added a jackpot when I wasn't looking.

Poker Stars $1/$2 Pot Limit Omaha Hi/Lo - 5 players
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CO: $12.20
BTN: $200.00
SB: $47.35
BB: $102.35
Hero (UTG): $97.00

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is UTG with 6 2 Q A
Hero raises to $6, 2 folds, SB calls $5, 1 fold

Flop: ($14.00) Q J Q (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $13.30, SB calls $13.30

Turn: ($40.60) 6 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $38.65, SB calls $28.05 all in

River: ($96.70) K (2 players - 1 is all in)

wtf I didn't know Pokerstars software could monitor the websites I visit, this is madness!!

And not any kind of dick its a super dick, almost a super elite dick.

So I send them an email "hey guys I have paid you 170K$ in rake this year and I am dying to pay alot more just let me play and make my account active again"

For this kind of money they should have someone who is ready to talk to me 24/7 not only about my account but also about my difficult childhood, do my shoping and massage me 3 times a day so that I can grind my ass off even more.

you become unregistered if you skip 2 federal elections. ie. if you voted in 2000 or 2004, you're still registered. If not, it's too late.

Related: do you raise, fold, or limp UTG 4 handed with QQ37r at 5/10 lo8?

That matrix stuff is a hoot! Thanks for pointing those out Dave.

Took two firsts out of 4 tonight and 1st overall. Monster ROI.

Would be fun to do a monthly 2p2 forum matrix night on Full Tilt where we sign up for some of the cheap PLO8 matrices for bragging rights. How about thanksgiving weekend?

W O W

Hell yeah if you ladies want a shot at the SNG title come get ya some.

Oops.

/runs

Poker Stars $0.10/$0.25 Pot Limit Omaha Hi/Lo - 5 players
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CO: $25.80
Hero (BTN): $25.00
SB: $18.00
BB: $23.90
UTG: $22.20

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is BTN with A 5 7 2
UTG calls $0.25, CO raises to $1, Hero calls $1, SB calls $0.90, 1 fold, UTG calls $0.75

Flop: ($4.25) K 6 4 (4 players)
SB checks, UTG checks, CO checks, Hero bets $4.05, SB folds, UTG folds, CO raises to $16.20, Hero raises to $24 all in, CO calls $7.80

Turn: ($52.25) K (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($52.25) J (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $52.25
CO shows Q 8 A A (HI: two pair, Aces and Kings)
Hero mucks A 5 7 2
CO wins $50.25
(Rake: $2.00)

how the hell do these donkeys EVER hold against me? great play, moron, keep felting your aces no matter what comes on the flop, you monkey.

wow u lost as a 53% fav, never happened before

i suppose this makes up for losing a flip


Poker Stars $0.10/$0.25 Pot Limit Omaha Hi/Lo - 5 players
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SB: $32.70
BB: $31.60
UTG: $12.05
CO: $25.00
Hero (BTN): $29.55

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is BTN with 2 8 A 2
UTG calls $0.25, 1 fold, Hero raises to $1.10, 1 fold, BB calls $0.85, UTG calls $0.85

Flop: ($3.40) 2 Q J (3 players)
BB checks, UTG checks, Hero bets $3.25, BB calls $3.25, UTG folds

Turn: ($9.90) 2 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks

River: ($9.90) K (2 players)
BB bets $9, Hero raises to $25.20 all in, BB calls $16.20

Final Pot: $60.30
BB mucks Q 3 5 Q
Hero shows 2 8 A 2 (HI: four of a kind, Deuces)
Hero wins $58.30
(Rake: $2.00)

standard 400 bb pot? wamp wamp what it do


Poker Stars $0.10/$0.25 Pot Limit Omaha Hi/Lo - 6 players
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UTG: $10.65
MP: $56.20
CO: $10.30
BTN: $13.70
SB: $7.25
Hero (BB): $47.10

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is BB with 2 A 7 A
UTG calls $0.25, MP calls $0.25, 2 folds, SB calls $0.15, Hero raises to $1.25, UTG calls $1, MP raises to $5, SB calls $4.75, Hero raises to $21.25, 1 fold, MP calls $16.25, SB calls $2.25 all in

Flop: ($51.00) J 7 4 (3 players - 1 is all in)
Hero bets $25.85 all in, MP calls $25.85

Turn: ($102.70) J (3 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($102.70) T (3 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $102.70
MP mucks 6 8 4 2
SB mucks 3 9 A T
Hero shows 2 A 7 A (HI: two pair, Aces and Jacks)
Hero wins $77.85
Hero wins $21.85
(Rake: $3.00)

So I finished my first session PL25 at Full Tilt. I won almost 6 stacks ...





... of Sklansky bucks.

Did you make over $170K in profits including bonuses?

Absolute Poker
Limit Omaha Ring game
9 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (9 players) Hero is UTG with 9 4 3 5
[color:#cc0000]Hero raises[/color], UTG+1 folds, MP1 calls, MP2 folds, MP3 calls, [color:#cc0000]CO 3-bets[/color], Button calls, SB folds, [color:#cc0000]BB caps[/color], Hero calls, MP1 calls, MP3 calls, CO calls, Button calls.

Flop: 7 4 9 (24.5SB, 6 players)
[color:#cc0000]BB bets[/color], [color:#cc0000]Hero raises[/color], MP1 calls, MP3 calls, CO calls, Button folds, [color:#cc0000]BB 3-bets[/color], [color:#cc0000]Hero caps[/color], MP1 calls, MP3 calls, CO calls, BB calls.

Turn: K (22.25BB, 5 players)
BB checks, [color:#cc0000]Hero bets[/color], MP1 calls, MP3 calls, CO calls, BB calls.

River: Q (27.25BB, 5 players)
BB checks, Hero checks, MP1 checks, MP3 checks, CO checks.

Results:
Final pot: 27.25BB

I scooped lol.. limit is so fun

I wish PL100 was like this everyday... crazy ****




Poker Stars $0.50/$1 Pot Limit Omaha Hi/Lo - 9 players
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BTN: $119.70
Hero (SB): $108.55
BB: $44.85
UTG: $26.40
UTG+1: $45.25
UTG+2: $47.00
MP1: $85.65
MP2: $95.25
CO: $70.65

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is SB with 2 A 9 T
1 fold, UTG+1 raises to $2, 1 fold, MP1 calls $2, MP2 calls $2, 1 fold, BTN calls $2, Hero calls $1.50, BB raises to $11, UTG+1 calls $9, MP1 calls $9, MP2 calls $9, 1 fold, Hero calls $9

Flop: ($57.00) 4 5 K (5 players)
Hero checks, BB bets $33.85 all in, UTG+1 calls $33.85, MP1 calls $33.85, MP2 calls $33.85, Hero calls $33.85

Turn: ($226.25) 7 (5 players - 1 is all in)
Hero checks, UTG+1 checks, MP1 bets $40.80 all in, MP2 calls $40.80, Hero raises to $63.70 all in, UTG+1 calls $0.40 all in, MP2 calls $9.60 all in

River: ($368.25) 6 (5 players - 5 are all in)

Final Pot: $368.25
Hero shows 2 A 9 T (HI: high card Ace; LO: 6,5,4,2,A)
BB mucks 7 A 9 3
UTG+1 mucks Q A T A
MP1 shows 7 8 4 6 (HI: a straight, Four to Eight; LO: 8,7,6,5,4)
MP2 shows 5 K 9 J (HI: a flush, Nine high)
MP2 wins $9.60
Hero wins $9.60
MP2 wins $60.60
Hero wins $60.60
MP2 wins $0.80
Hero wins $0.80
MP2 wins $111.65
Hero wins $111.60
(Rake: $3.00)

Hey guys I am back, pwned a few guiness instead of some donks last night and now back to continue racing for SNE, 744K VPP and counting, ok its behind pace but made 10K+ VPP in a day a few times lately so still possible.

10k vpp in a day?? thats like what 10k hands at 2/4+

-$800 in EV (-9ptBB/100) after 7k hands. Wheeeeeeeeee.

but how much did you lose

It aint easy for sure. I need exactly 252K VPP now to get 15K worth of FPP, 8K milestone, 40K worth of packages and a better multiplier of FPP for next year which is worth around 20K for me which means geting to SNE is worth around 80K$ for me at this point.

The plan is to mega grind 25 days making 8-12K VPP daily and take alot off days of to recorer. 80K of perks / 25 days is around 3K$ daily in bonuses for playing breakeven poker and being the most dedicated player on this boards... priceless.

I really hope I can manage to play breakeven poker till the end of the year I really do, fingers crossed.

sounds like a possible goal. ill come rail you for support if u ship me some FPP goodies, lol

When you are grinding so hard, how exactly do you do it? In other words, how often do you take breaks? Short breaks often, or long stretches w/o breaks?...

d'

I think this hand best describes how I run lately, playing 200 SNGs daily and having this happen over and over again is a bit demotivating.

Poker Stars $112+$9 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t75/t150 Blinds - 3 players
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Hero (BTN): t2340
SB: t4095
BB: t2565

Pre Flop: (t225) Hero is BTN with K K
Hero raises to t300, 1 fold, BB raises to t750, Hero raises to t1350, BB calls t600

Flop: (t2775) T 2 K (2 players)
BB bets t750, Hero raises to t990 all in, BB calls t240

Turn: (t4755) 4 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t4755) 8 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t4755
Hero shows K K (three of a kind, Kings)
BB shows K 2 (a flush, King high)
BB wins t4755




On the other hand 750K+ VPP already