This basically confirms Hannity is, at a minimum, a sexual predator, and probably much worse. There is approximately a 67.43% chance Cohen paid someone to abort his kid.

Also,

lololollllllllllllBWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HANNITYYYYYYY

Gloria Borger citing a source near Cohen that Cohen didn't do anything involving a third party for Hannity, while a buddy watching MSNBC says they are reporting that it's related to fighting off left-wing protest groups.

They couldn't even get their story straight between the raid and now?

Or I'll get 10 more hours of work done per week.

It's this. In his first public testimony on the email investigation he repeatedly stressed the fact that Clinton's actions did not rise to the level that warranted criminal charges but also described it as extremely careless and negligent, and described Clinton as unsophisticated in understanding basic classification markings. Nobody could listen to that and conclude he was just going for full disclosure to legitimize her presidency. He was going for the opposite effect and now he feels bad knowing his thumb on the scale was enough to tip it towards a result no one wanted.

OMG WTF.

Hannity?

That has to be the most entertaining outcome possible.

https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/sta...58226863812608

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I often retain infamous attack dog dirty laundry lawyers for mundane legal matters.

https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/sta...57362187096064

No one beats peak Yglesias twitter. Dude should seriously do standup.
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A tie is fair.


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Hannity's radio show is still just running the Comey interview.

Yeah Sean, you hired Cohen, whose only apparent practice area is horrible NDAs, to rewrite your estate plan or whatever.

Also, lol this clown spewing nonsense about Bob Mueller having a conflict of interest while not disclosing Cohen was his ****ing lawyer.

Can the lawyer types explain what exactly Cohen or his lawyers screwed up that lead to Hannity's doxxing?

Don't remember seeing this earlier in the thread, so if I've been ponied, oh well.

I wouldn't be so sure Hannity isn't in real trouble here. We've seen the prosecutors argue that Cohen wasn't even actually practicing law as of now, just working for Trump in a different capacity. Hannity surely has only had Cohen as a lawyer in the last ~2 years. Why would someone like Hannity get Cohen as a lawyer since Trump got nominated by the GOP?

Hannity makes like $30M/yr. His estate plan should not be touched by a lawyer billing less than $800/hr and who focuses exclusively on estate plans for really rich people.

Cohen's only legal skills are 1) threatening people and 2) NDAs that look good to the uninitiated and are complex but are not actually good.

Dude hasn't done more than 50 hours of real legal work in the past five years.

This has exciting implications for the WOAT Trump Associate contest.

During this episode, I remember thinking *What's with this docks bull****, and where are my West Baltimore streets? This season's gonna suck*

Boy was I wrong. The Greek song montage (Efige, Efige) at the end of the 2nd to last episode made me eat my words. Poor Frank.

3>>>2>4>>>1>5

COME AT ME BRO

Hanity vacation being booked.

They argued that Cohen should get to review seized docs before the SDNY to protect AC-privilege of Cohen's other clients. Government says he's not really much of a lawyer and doesn't really have clients other than Trump. Judge says, ok, who are his other clients? They file a brief saying, there's a GOP fundraiser in LA and a third client who doesn't want to be disclosed. In court the judge says, doesn't matter what the third client wants, I order you to disclose who it is, now. And....it's Hannity.

If they didn't try to get the seized docs with a hail mary legal theory (citing no on-point cases), the Hannity docs and info are likely culled out during the document review.

Hannity very low energy today.

LOL Hannity. I guess it shouldn't be a surprise that dumb people hire dumb lawyers.

Strategic advice = how to draft an NDA to hide your illegitimate children
Business consulting = “I'm warning you, tread very ****ing lightly, because what I'm going to do to you is going to be ****ing disgusting. You understand me?”