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03-21-2018 , 11:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Our House
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/...729610752?s=19

Trump terminated DACA, but this is like the 5th or 6th tweet trying to pin it on Dems.
He does have a point about Dems not caring though. Didn't they just reach an agreement to fund the government today ahead of a Friday shutdown deadline? What happened to all that bluster about standing up for Dreamers a month ago? Dems are worthless.
03-21-2018 , 11:21 PM
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Originally Posted by markksman
So to the tennis ball question apparently quite a few people have walked around their lives thinking tennis balls are green. As someone who is fairly colorblind, even I know that is insane.

I had to debate if I was just being trolled but further investigation yields that many people erroneously think this. It came to a head recently when Roger Federer was asked, and correctly answered yellow.

I have to admit before today I had never heard anyone say that tennis balls are green. As a child I played tennis a lot and with tennis balls even more. We would use them for everything. The only time I have seen a non-yellow tennis ball is when I came across a super rare white one (and I guess they have some blue colored ones that are common dog toys).
When the bright yellow fuzz wears off or gets dirty they get greenish.
03-21-2018 , 11:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Dominic
Somehow fell into a YouTube hole and now I'm watching clips of The West Wing, simultaneously enjoying the greatest major network TV show of all time and fighting back tears of rage and frustration over what we actually have in office right now.
Rewatching the series is worse.
03-21-2018 , 11:29 PM
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Originally Posted by goofyballer
He does have a point about Dems not caring though. Didn't they just reach an agreement to fund the government today ahead of a Friday shutdown deadline? What happened to all that bluster about standing up for Dreamers a month ago? Dems are worthless.
Meh. He can make this point all day and night as long as he keeps manufacturing new scandals every few days. No scandal stopper can ever be loud enough or powerful enough to compete.

It's like the CNN Trumpist who spits out 10 lies and gets to book 6 uncontested victories because the person across from them only had the time or energy to refute 4 of the lies. Pure bluster will score some wins until the day it stops blustering.
03-21-2018 , 11:44 PM
I don't know why I still get shocked by these jackasses:

03-22-2018 , 12:21 AM
Racism doesn’t need to be hidden anymore. It’s how these dummies think America is Great Again.

Was a real burden on them having to hide their racism but now they can let it fly.
03-22-2018 , 12:24 AM
My favorite LOLGOP moment so far... The WV state GOP chair implying that a military pension is mooching off the government and getting dunked on:

03-22-2018 , 12:26 AM
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Originally Posted by TheHip41
I’d pick #4
Don't sleep on emoluments.

Summons Issued For Trump In Emoluments Case
03-22-2018 , 12:29 AM
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Originally Posted by Dominic
I don't know why I still get shocked by these jackasses:

Said in a thick Alabama accent.
03-22-2018 , 12:35 AM
Southerners don't think they have an accent.
03-22-2018 , 12:40 AM
best part of that video is dude has a relatively thick hill billy accent.

Last edited by StimAbuser; 03-22-2018 at 12:40 AM. Reason: Pony got hit by a bus :(
03-22-2018 , 01:00 AM
oh please

03-22-2018 , 01:16 AM
Holy **** these mother****ers just can’t help themselves. I remember seeing a video once where they taught chimpanzees numbers. They would show them two cards with numbers and also had two corresponding piles of m&ms. Whichever one they pointed to would be the number of m&ms they would get. They always picked the larger number.

Then they switched it so they would get the number of m&ms on the card they didn’t point at. The chimpanzees could not help but point at the larger number. It was clear they understood the rules because they would point at the larger number then sadly grab the smaller pile of m&ms. They couldn’t help it.

We are not going to be saved by Mueller, by the constitution, by the free press, by the power of the people...if it we are saved we are going to be saved by the stupidity/lack of self control that is part and parcel to unbridled greed. It really may be a fact that good triumphs over evil because evil is simply flawed and inferior.
03-22-2018 , 01:17 AM
I got limp dick about that story ( like 12 hours ago LUL dom pony), when I read that it was like for 3000$.


Kinda funny that Nunes' mom still manages his money tho
03-22-2018 , 01:19 AM
Nunes story is bigly a nothingburger. Some people gave him 3k when the legal max is 2.7k. This kind of thing must happen all the time.
03-22-2018 , 01:21 AM
Theres toooooo muchhh news again!!!!!
03-22-2018 , 01:23 AM
So the super awkward Trump video with the giant sign showing all the money from Saudi Arabia was just trying to get ahead of the story?

I.e. A hamfisted " Look - we werent influenced, we are making money from them! THE BEST DEALS!"
03-22-2018 , 01:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Johnny Truant
We are not going to be saved by Mueller, by the constitution, by the free press, by the power of the people...if it we are saved we are going to be saved by the stupidity/lack of self control that is part and parcel to unbridled greed. It really may be a fact that good triumphs over evil because evil is simply flawed and inferior.
Yeah, I had a similar thought today. I was just thinking how this whole thing is probably going to have a Game of Thrones kind of plot. There's a possibility I'm not remembering this accurately, but here goes:

Remember when Robert dies and Ned brings the will and reads it to everyone and says, "Look, here's what Robert Baratheon wanted, and by law you have to do it". Cersei just tells him that it doesn't matter what a piece of paper says, Joffrey's on the throne and we've got the King's guard, etc on our side. So, who gives a **** what the law or a piece of paper says? We're gonna do whatever the **** we want to do and there is not anything you can really do about it.

And she's right. Ned get executed and the only way we will get a happy ending is because Cersei is elite at running things into the ground. But that's going to take a while.
03-22-2018 , 01:56 AM
Has anyone posted this about Cambridge Analytica insta-rebranding, like Deathgrip in the Wire?

http://www.businessinsider.com/cambr...merdata-2018-3

Emerdata is CA, but now with more evil, because in addition to Nix and the Mercers, they brought on the second-in-command at Blackwater Frontier.
03-22-2018 , 02:24 AM
OMG this Cohen lawyer exchange. DUDE IT'S A CONTRACT! Over and over.

Daniels' lawyer: makes an argument that lasts ~30 seconds
Cohen's lawyer: "if you take that long to make the argument to the judge you're in trouble

huh?
03-22-2018 , 02:52 AM
so uh, am I the only one who thinks that Kushner selling intel to the Saudis thing should be a lot bigger story than it is. Holy ****. Guess it's the weak source but **** it fits facts.

We're gonna get blackmailed by Jared Kushner aren't we?

I'm also beyond tired of this part oh russia should be friends and we should be nicer to them--meanwhile russia hacks our electrical grid, messes with elections, relentlessly trolls like a stupid kid on the internet and this.

03-22-2018 , 02:58 AM
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Originally Posted by Johnny Truant

Then they switched it so they would get the number of m&ms on the card they didn’t point at. The chimpanzees could not help but point at the larger number. It was clear they understood the rules because they would point at the larger number then sadly grab the smaller pile of m&ms. They couldn’t help it.

I must be extra emotional tonight with my baby sleeping on me but this image was super upsetting to me, poor chimps just wanting a big pile of M&Ms and being unable to like solve this game (and yes I realize chimps will bite your fingers and dick off if you go into their territory when you’re not allowed).

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Originally Posted by wheatrich
so uh, am I the only one who thinks that Kushner selling intel to the Saudis thing should be a lot bigger story than it is. Holy ****. Guess it's the weak source but **** it fits facts.

We're gonna get blackmailed by Jared Kushner aren't we?

I'm also beyond tired of this part oh russia should be friends and we should be nicer to them--meanwhile russia hacks our electrical grid, messes with elections, relentlessly trolls like a stupid kid on the internet and this.


Kushner thing should be huge if true, he’s definitely done some shady **** in his quest for Middle East money.
03-22-2018 , 03:11 AM
...and China money.
03-22-2018 , 06:22 AM
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/...908776963?s=19

Just imagine Obama saying something like this.
03-22-2018 , 06:50 AM

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/...70619424563200

      
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