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The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: No smocking guns. The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: No smocking guns.

12-18-2017 , 10:15 PM
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Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian
His hands are so tiny he needs two to drink from a glass.
12-18-2017 , 10:15 PM
"If elected, Mr. Trump, I can state unequivocally, will be the healthiest individual ever elected to the presidency”
12-18-2017 , 10:17 PM
12-18-2017 , 10:17 PM
If he has a stroke on tv and starts making incoherent noises we might not even notice. However stressfull the job is for a normal person, I doubt Trump feels it, aside from Mueller and how to satisfy Putin.
12-18-2017 , 10:17 PM
Conversation with my mother-in-law today:

her: I really believe that Hillary should be locked up.
next sentence from her: Why don't people let the President do his job? He won it for four years. Just let him do it!

Truly astounding.
12-18-2017 , 10:28 PM
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Originally Posted by dth123451
I know we've touched on it, but he has to be in atrocious health. He inhales cheeseburgers, steaks, French fries and ice cream around the clock, never sleeps and is in the most stressful job in the world. Dude is a walking heart attack.

How many 300+ pound 75 year olds do you know?
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Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian
he literally has a philosophical aversion to cardiovascular exercise. he thinks that's how you die, by using up your energy
Don't underestimate how much exercise he probably gets from golf. Even riding in a cart, my Fitbit usually ends up counting around 15,000-18,000 steps in a round. Of course, I don't drive the golf cart up to the green like a douchebag.

At any rate, if he golfs 2-3 times a week, he probably gets a decent amount of exercise for a 75 year old man.
12-18-2017 , 10:29 PM
When things go to ****, all Trump has to do is mention Hillary Clinton to get people back on board. Pedophile, firing Mueller, Russia collusion

Crooked. Hillary. Clinton.

And they're all back in line.
12-18-2017 , 10:38 PM
Dude, he drives the cart within 5 paces of every shot. Come on.
12-18-2017 , 10:41 PM
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Originally Posted by dth123451
Dude, he drives the cart within 5 paces of every shot. Come on.
If you don't golf, you might be surprised how much walking there is going back and forth to the tee/green 18 times, and even just taking a few steps to the ball, back to pick a club, etc...

Like I said, I know he's driving it places he's not supposed to, so he's losing a lot of exercise that way, but it's still a form a physical activity, especially for an old guy.
12-18-2017 , 10:42 PM
Yea I don't get people saying Trump doesn't exercise. Sure he does. A 5,000 yard golf course is 3 miles. Riding a cart or not, that's decent exercise for a 70 year old.

****, he probably walks a mile a day just in the White House alone. Going from room to room adds up over the course of a day.
12-18-2017 , 10:43 PM
LOL at arguing over how much exercise this dude gets and whether or not that's adequate.
12-18-2017 , 10:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Matty Lice
Yea I don't get people saying Trump doesn't exercise. Sure he does. A 5,000 yard golf course is 3 miles. Riding a cart or not, that's decent exercise for a 70 year old.

****, he probably walks a mile a day just in the White House alone. Going from room to room adds up over the course of a day.
I agree he definitely plays from the women's tees
12-18-2017 , 10:46 PM
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Originally Posted by dth123451
Dude, he drives the cart within 5 paces of every shot. Come on.
Even with that, it adds up. Let's say 5 paces is 10 feet. So each shot is a 20 foot walk. If he averages 5 shots a hole, that's 100 feet. For 18 holes, that's 1,800 feet. Add in walking to the clubhouse/car/etc. and it easily adds up. And he's doing this 3x a week.

Trump as a fat **** 70 year old gets more exercise than 50% of the US population.
12-18-2017 , 10:48 PM
That diet though
12-18-2017 , 10:52 PM
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Originally Posted by dth123451
That diet though
Needs more cheeseburgers, fries and milkshakes. I agree.
12-18-2017 , 10:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Matty Lice
Even with that, it adds up. Let's say 5 paces is 10 feet. So each shot is a 20 foot walk. If he averages 5 shots a hole, that's 100 feet. For 18 holes, that's 1,800 feet. Add in walking to the clubhouse/car/etc. and it easily adds up. And he's doing this 3x a week.

Trump as a fat **** 70 year old gets more exercise than 50% of the US population.
according to trump he's closer to 3 shots per hole.
12-18-2017 , 10:54 PM
Dude. The thought of Trump having a heart attack is the only thing keeping me going. Dont take that away from me.
12-18-2017 , 11:01 PM
Trump getting away with playing dumb would hinge on Trump's ability to not Colonel Jessup himself without provocation.
12-18-2017 , 11:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Slighted
according to trump he's closer to 3 shots per hole.
Kim Jong Il shot a 34 one time. I hear it was a glorious round.
12-18-2017 , 11:13 PM
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Originally Posted by rugby
Dude. The thought of Trump having a heart attack is the only thing keeping me going. Dont take that away from me.
Well, he doesn't believe in science so maybe he gets struck by lightning while golfing.
12-19-2017 , 01:13 AM
I hope his dentures fall out again at the start of his state of the union address.
12-19-2017 , 01:33 AM
God damn it. He can't even be a rich guy right. He should have the best dentures, hair plugs, tan, suits, food....wtf man. Seriously, you can be a bald, ugly **** with bad teeth who eats fast food, watches fox all day, tweets stupid **** without hoarding resources and ****ing over poor people.

All joking aside, what in the hell motivates these people? These horrible villains who already have more money than they can spend in 20 lifetimes and look like they don't even enjoy what they have? They need every last penny? It's a god-damned defect.
12-19-2017 , 02:16 AM
Yea, I'm like 30 years younger than Trump. I have all my teeth, I'm starting to go grey on the sideburns, but no sign of baldness, I'm white as a sheet and would never get a fake tan, etc.

I'm also solid lower middle class. Sometime I wonder if I'm gonna go straight downhill in the next few years. I mean guys like Trump have all the money in the world and look like ****. For all intents and purposes I should start looking like Trump in the next 5 years considering I don't have the access to healthcare, plastic surgery, etc. that he has. It's quite jarring actually.
12-19-2017 , 02:24 AM
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Originally Posted by Matty Lice
Yea, I'm like 30 years younger than Trump. I have all my teeth, I'm starting to go grey on the sideburns, but no sign of baldness, I'm white as a sheet and would never get a fake tan, etc.

I'm also solid lower middle class. Sometime I wonder if I'm gonna go straight downhill in the next few years. I mean guys like Trump have all the money in the world and look like ****. For all intents and purposes I should start looking like Trump in the next 5 years considering I don't have the access to healthcare, plastic surgery, etc. that he has. It's quite jarring actually.
Money doesn't matter if you eat like crap.
12-19-2017 , 03:32 AM
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Originally Posted by Matty Lice
Yea, I'm like 30 years younger than Trump. I have all my teeth, I'm starting to go grey on the sideburns, but no sign of baldness, I'm white as a sheet and would never get a fake tan, etc.

I'm also solid lower middle class. Sometime I wonder if I'm gonna go straight downhill in the next few years. I mean guys like Trump have all the money in the world and look like ****. For all intents and purposes I should start looking like Trump in the next 5 years considering I don't have the access to healthcare, plastic surgery, etc. that he has. It's quite jarring actually.
I mean, don't eat too much food, brush your teeth, get some regular exercise, and you'll probably age like a normal human being? Looking your age at 70 isn't a bad thing.

      
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