The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: Harm to Ongoing Matter - Page 282 - Politics and Economics

Trump: Can't you get me over 50%?
Ras: Sorry Mr. President, that would be too obvious.
Trump: Well then give 50% multiple times.
Ras: Maybe like twice a year. Like after a big moment. How's that sir?
Trump [pouting but resigned]: Ok, I have a picture all picked out.

02-08-2019 , 06:22 PM

#7028

SuperUberBob

Not interesting enough

Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 48,217

Quote:

Originally Posted by kre8tive

What's the over/under on his reported weight?

I think he reports 220. Maybe even lower by claiming that he lost weight.

Quote:

Originally Posted by master3004

yes

Quote:

Originally Posted by True North

Yes.

LOL

Quote:

Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian

Maybe it's the coat, but Trump's arms are incredibly short. Looks like he has a 50" reach.

02-08-2019 , 06:45 PM

#7029

surftheiop

Pooh-Bah

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Quote:

Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian

Lol what’s happening here??? He get his physical exam in a forest clearing or something?

02-08-2019 , 07:06 PM

#7030

ScreaminAsian

For President

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trump refuses to take off his topcoat during his physical

02-08-2019 , 07:07 PM

#7031

Johnny Truant

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Quote:

Originally Posted by surftheiop

Lol what’s happening here??? He get his physical exam in a forest clearing or something?

I think that's a background screen for elementary school yearbook photos.

02-08-2019 , 07:07 PM

#7032

synth_floyd

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And his doctor is wearing a white coat because that's how you know he's a doctor.

02-08-2019 , 07:08 PM

#7033

master3004

Revisionist Historian

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Quote:

Originally Posted by surftheiop

Lol what’s happening here??? He get his physical exam in a forest clearing or something?

Well, I mean, if you HAVE to have somebodys fingers up your ass, might as well be in a pretty spot.

02-08-2019 , 08:27 PM

#7034

mendicant loafer

adept

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Quote:

Originally Posted by master3004

Well, I mean, if you HAVE to have somebodys fingers up your ass, might as well be in a pretty spot.

AMI publishes selfie of Trump receiving his "physical" in the grubby stall of a Texaco. otd

02-08-2019 , 08:34 PM

#7035

realDonaldTrump

WITCH HUNT!

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( twitter | raw text )

02-08-2019 , 08:39 PM

#7036

kre8tive

veteran

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02-08-2019 , 08:46 PM

#7037

tgiggity

Pooh-Bah

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Quote:

Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian

is it just me or does Trump's hand look photoshopped to appear larger?

02-08-2019 , 08:51 PM

#7038

realDonaldTrump

WITCH HUNT!

Join Date: Jun 2018 Posts: 2,921

( twitter | raw text )

02-08-2019 , 08:51 PM

#7039

ScreaminAsian

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****in nutcase

02-08-2019 , 08:52 PM

#7040

jmakin

banned

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JESUS Christ that might be the most insane thing he’s ever tweeted

02-08-2019 , 08:54 PM

#7041

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

venezuela is like, "**** i wish we had nuclear weapons. we'd be getting our asses rimmed by the potus rn"

02-08-2019 , 09:01 PM

#7042

StimAbuser

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Quote:

Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian

venezuela is like, "**** i wish we had nuclear weapons. we'd be getting our asses rimmed by the potus rn"

They just need to install a brutal non socialist right wing dictator and they'll get around the worlds for days.

02-08-2019 , 09:05 PM

#7043

whosnext

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Trump has absolutely no idea how economies and economics work. None.

(I know, not exactly breaking news.)

02-08-2019 , 09:20 PM

#7044

kre8tive

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Quote:

Originally Posted by whosnext

Trump has absolutely no idea how economies and economics work. None.

(I know, not exactly breaking news.)

But he's a Wharton grad with the best genes ever inherited.

02-08-2019 , 09:20 PM

#7045

fatkid

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I mean. I. Don’t. Wtf? Dude.

02-08-2019 , 09:23 PM

#7046

eyebooger

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It's rare for me to be shocked at a Trump tweet anymore, but goddamn.

02-08-2019 , 09:24 PM

#7047

NMcNasty

Pooh-Bah

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Quote:

Originally Posted by jmakin

JESUS Christ that might be the most insane thing he’s ever tweeted

We're due for another round of Trump-tweet March Madness this year.

02-08-2019 , 09:24 PM

#7048

Riverman

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Quote:

Originally Posted by realDonaldTrump

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This is absolutely ****ing insane.

02-08-2019 , 09:28 PM

#7049

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

international relations 2019:

1. devote all your country's resources to the development of an illegal intercontinental ballistic nuclear arsenal

2. threaten the usa with aforementioned nuclear weapons

3. profit!