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Old 02-08-2019, 05:56 PM   #7026
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Cufflinks are so stupid.
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Old 02-08-2019, 05:56 PM   #7027
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The worst thing is that I think thatís the third time heís tweeted that exact photo.
lol yep.

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Old 02-08-2019, 06:04 PM   #7028
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the people running his account probably don't want to brag about 49 and 50% approval ratings but they need to post SOMETHING to break up his incredibly-guilty-sounding whining about the multiple criminal investigations into his family
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Old 02-08-2019, 06:09 PM   #7029
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Old 02-08-2019, 06:11 PM   #7030
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Trump: Can't you get me over 50%?
Ras: Sorry Mr. President, that would be too obvious.
Trump: Well then give 50% multiple times.
Ras: Maybe like twice a year. Like after a big moment. How's that sir?
Trump [pouting but resigned]: Ok, I have a picture all picked out.
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Old 02-08-2019, 06:22 PM   #7031
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What's the over/under on his reported weight?
I think he reports 220. Maybe even lower by claiming that he lost weight.

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Yes.
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Maybe it's the coat, but Trump's arms are incredibly short. Looks like he has a 50" reach.
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Old 02-08-2019, 06:45 PM   #7032
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Lol whatís happening here??? He get his physical exam in a forest clearing or something?
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Old 02-08-2019, 07:06 PM   #7033
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trump refuses to take off his topcoat during his physical
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Old 02-08-2019, 07:07 PM   #7034
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Lol whatís happening here??? He get his physical exam in a forest clearing or something?
I think that's a background screen for elementary school yearbook photos.
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Old 02-08-2019, 07:07 PM   #7035
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And his doctor is wearing a white coat because that's how you know he's a doctor.
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Old 02-08-2019, 07:08 PM   #7036
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Lol whatís happening here??? He get his physical exam in a forest clearing or something?
Well, I mean, if you HAVE to have somebodys fingers up your ass, might as well be in a pretty spot.
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Old 02-08-2019, 08:27 PM   #7037
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Well, I mean, if you HAVE to have somebodys fingers up your ass, might as well be in a pretty spot.
AMI publishes selfie of Trump receiving his "physical" in the grubby stall of a Texaco. otd
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Old 02-08-2019, 08:34 PM   #7038
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Old 02-08-2019, 08:39 PM   #7039
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Old 02-08-2019, 08:46 PM   #7040
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is it just me or does Trump's hand look photoshopped to appear larger?
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Old 02-08-2019, 08:51 PM   #7041
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Old 02-08-2019, 08:51 PM   #7042
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****in nutcase
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Old 02-08-2019, 08:52 PM   #7043
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JESUS Christ that might be the most insane thing heís ever tweeted
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Old 02-08-2019, 08:54 PM   #7044
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venezuela is like, "**** i wish we had nuclear weapons. we'd be getting our asses rimmed by the potus rn"
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Old 02-08-2019, 09:01 PM   #7045
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venezuela is like, "**** i wish we had nuclear weapons. we'd be getting our asses rimmed by the potus rn"
They just need to install a brutal non socialist right wing dictator and they'll get around the worlds for days.
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Old 02-08-2019, 09:05 PM   #7046
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Trump has absolutely no idea how economies and economics work. None.

(I know, not exactly breaking news.)
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Old 02-08-2019, 09:20 PM   #7047
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Trump has absolutely no idea how economies and economics work. None.

(I know, not exactly breaking news.)
But he's a Wharton grad with the best genes ever inherited.
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Old 02-08-2019, 09:20 PM   #7048
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I mean. I. Don’t. Wtf? Dude.
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Old 02-08-2019, 09:23 PM   #7049
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It's rare for me to be shocked at a Trump tweet anymore, but goddamn.
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Old 02-08-2019, 09:24 PM   #7050
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JESUS Christ that might be the most insane thing heís ever tweeted
We're due for another round of Trump-tweet March Madness this year.
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