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09-22-2012 , 09:57 PM
5 years ago, I never would've believed a beer could get better by warming up, but it's true.

IT's TRUE!
09-22-2012 , 10:34 PM
INAR2 im driving to florida next month u on the way?
09-22-2012 , 10:42 PM


Heres to my brother BG, you would've been forty today.

The only Teammate I ever lost.
09-22-2012 , 10:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Effen
INAR2 im driving to florida next month u on the way?
Probably. Which way are you going, and when are you going there?
09-22-2012 , 10:50 PM
does 40% alcohol by volume mean 40% total alcohol?
09-22-2012 , 10:51 PM
like is a bottle of 80 proof vodka 40% alcohol?
09-22-2012 , 10:52 PM
No one really knows what that means LirvA. It's one of the mysteries of life.

Ask the Genie
09-22-2012 , 10:54 PM
8 hi is saying vodka is 95% water and only 5% is 100% alcohol
09-22-2012 , 10:57 PM
I would answer this question, but Wookie would spend 8 paragraphs explaining why I'm wrong with graphs and charts and studies and ****.
09-22-2012 , 10:58 PM
It depends on how you're measuring.
09-22-2012 , 11:04 PM
alcohol by volume


this is correct, yes?


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Originally Posted by LirvA » Sat Sep 22, 2012 9:00 pm
dude 8 hi vodka is 40% alcohol


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Alcohol by volume is a standard measure of how much alcohol (ethanol) is contained in an alcoholic beverage (expressed as a percentage of total volume).
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcohol_by_volume


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Traditionally prepared vodkas had an alcoholic content of 40% by volume.[citation needed] Today, the standard Belarusian, Polish, Russian and Lithuanian vodkas are 40% alcohol by volume (ABV) or 80 proof. The European Union has established a minimum of 37.5% ABV for any "European vodka" to be named as such.[1][2] Products sold as vodka in the United States must have an alcoholic content of 40% or more.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vodka
09-22-2012 , 11:09 PM



yes/no cliffs wookie?
09-22-2012 , 11:10 PM
Wookie, when you're less intoxicated I posted an article about "Touch DNA" I'd love for you to dissect if you know anything about it.

Does any of your lab work involve getting DNA off "6-8 skin cells"?
09-22-2012 , 11:25 PM
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Originally Posted by LirvA



yes/no cliffs wookie?
Your cliffs are correct. Your friend is probably wrong, but there's a chance he's using some wonky measurement that leaves him technically correct. Chemistry isn't always easy. If you take a liter of pure water and a liter of pure ethanol and pour them together into a bucket, the final volume will be a little bit less than two liters. That's why there are multiple ways of measuring things, because you might care about different things depending on your purpose.

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Originally Posted by DblBarrelJ
Wookie, when you're less intoxicated I posted an article about "Touch DNA" I'd love for you to dissect if you know anything about it.

Does any of your lab work involve getting DNA off "6-8 skin cells"?
I haven't read the article, but I didn't need to. Getting DNA from 6-8 skin cells is pretty routine. 99% of my work is in vitro, but I have done some nucleic extraction from cells. It's not hard. For 6-8 cells, you just do a DNA extraction followed by a bunch of PCR to amplify it.

And hell, here's something that might blow your mind. They could possibly tell whether or not Trayvon touched the gun based on bacteria. Martin and Zimmerman likely had different bacterial populations on their hands. If the investigation were careful, they could have taken a swab from Trayvon's fingertips and from George's and from the gun, and then run a screen for, say, bacterial ribosomal RNA or ribosomal DNA. The differences in bacterial species between their two fingers could potentially be resolved and implicate Trayvon touching the gun.

Last edited by MrWookie; 09-22-2012 at 11:33 PM.
09-22-2012 , 11:28 PM
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Originally Posted by LirvA
oh my ****ing god. that was like 20 years ago. I think. Ten years ago was 2002, and that game came out in 1993. I think that's like 20 ****ing years.

how in the ****ing hell is it even possible that it seems like I just woke up from playing the **** out of that game yesterday and am about to play it again, and it was 20 ****ing years ago?

jesus ****ing christ
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Originally Posted by LirvA
I can't believe that **** was 20 ****ing years ago. My mind is completely ****ing blown.

kill me. kill me now.
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Originally Posted by LirvA
god damn I feel old


maybe I've been having a midlife crisis lately and just not known it. can you get those at 30?
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Originally Posted by LirvA
god damnit I'm ****ing 30 years old

I want to be a kid. I don't want to be 30.


I'm having a drunk breakdown and I'm not even drunk.
sorry for the multiquotes, but I'm just catching up on this thread.

For God's sake LirvA, quit thinking about yourself. You think being 30 is weird? Try being 50! Man, it doesn't even matter except for what you've given back to the world. Get Busy.
09-25-2012 , 12:12 PM
x-posting


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Originally Posted by pvn
holy ****

http://www.knoxnews.com/news/2012/se...cohol/?print=1
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Authorities think Alexander P. Broughton, 20, of Memphis, who had a blood-alcohol level thought to be “well over” 0.40 percent, ingested the alcohol by a method known as “butt chugging,” in which wine was inserted directly by a tube into his rectum for quick and potent absorption.
09-25-2012 , 12:14 PM
so, we need someone to take one for the team and try this out, let us know how it goes.
09-25-2012 , 12:31 PM
Make it opium and i'm in.
09-25-2012 , 12:36 PM
If you ever manage to get a hold of pure opium, you're going to stick it up your butt?
09-25-2012 , 01:13 PM
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Originally Posted by pvn
x-posting
Amazing that people are still doing this, there have been several stories in the news over the last couple years of people dying from this.
09-25-2012 , 01:30 PM
nah, not likely.

I've gotten a hold of it a few times








09-25-2012 , 10:38 PM
I'd ****in vote for Jesse Ventura. worst case scenario we get a hell of a show.
09-26-2012 , 12:52 AM
I been drankin a little bit

      
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