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03-11-2010 , 01:52 AM
The interview of Massa on the Glenn Beck show was just absolutely bizarre. In the first few minutes of the interview, it seemed like Massa was energized and ready to spill the beans on what is really going on in congress and to be on the side of the people. By the end of the interview I got the weird feeling that this guy is going to end up committing suicide by the end of the week, and I don't think it has anything to do with the public embarrassment of him "tickling" his staffers.

Personally, I don't care about anything Massa did or Rahm poking him naked in the chest to vote for healthcare, but the whole situation is just very weird and disturbing and just kind of reinforces the gut feeling that we are in for some very turbulent/scary times on the horizon, without being able to point to concrete evidence as to why and what.

Any thoughts!?
03-11-2010 , 02:15 AM
03-11-2010 , 02:18 AM
Never heard of him
03-11-2010 , 02:19 AM
He'll take you snorkeling Vix
03-11-2010 , 02:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Huehuecoyotl
That pic of Massa reminds me of Harris Yulin.
03-11-2010 , 04:48 AM
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Originally Posted by sex
The interview of Massa on the Glenn Beck show was just absolutely bizarre. In the first few minutes of the interview, it seemed like Massa was energized and ready to spill the beans on what is really going on in congress and to be on the side of the people. By the end of the interview I got the weird feeling that this guy is going to end up committing suicide by the end of the week, and I don't think it has anything to do with the public embarrassment of him "tickling" his staffers.

Personally, I don't care about anything Massa did or Rahm poking him naked in the chest to vote for healthcare, but the whole situation is just very weird and disturbing and just kind of reinforces the gut feeling that we are in for some very turbulent/scary times on the horizon, without being able to point to concrete evidence as to why and what.

Any thoughts!?
Massa is just an other one of these crazy idiots in congress like Mark Foley and Larry Craig who are ****ed up in the head need to be escorted out of the public domain. Other than that there's nothing much to see here, I see it as more of an isolated incident than a harbinger of things to come.
03-11-2010 , 06:25 AM
In b4 DDT conspiracy.
03-11-2010 , 08:58 AM
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Originally Posted by sex
the whole situation is just very weird and disturbing and just kind of reinforces the gut feeling that we are in for some very turbulent/scary times on the horizon, without being able to point to concrete evidence as to why and what.
You think we're in for more Congressmen led tickle fights in the future, or what?
03-11-2010 , 09:07 AM
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Originally Posted by sex
we are in for some very turbulent/scary times on the horizon
As a precaution, I recommend these instructions for building an underground bunker (unless you already have one).
03-11-2010 , 10:19 AM
And like the Colbert bit last night, don't forget to buy your non-hybrid seeds from Survival Seed Bank
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Glenn Beck's dwindling list of advertisers got a healthy boost Monday from Survival Seed Bank, a new advertiser peddling seeds to grow "crisis gardens."
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/0..._n_490955.html For when the mole people attack, the only thing between you and salvation is a $150 tube of seeds. They are worth more than gold. "You can Beck on that."
03-11-2010 , 10:36 AM
Massa flirts with the right, but Beck isn't tickled

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Beck tried to move the conversation in a different direction, but his guest resisted. "Let me show you something," Massa proposed, proffering a book with photos of bawdy Navy rituals from the days when he was a sailor.

"You're going to show me tickle fights?" Beck inquired.

"I'm going to show you a lot more than tickle fights," Massa promised. Beck put on his reading glasses, then judged that the images should not be shown on television. "It looks like an orgy in 'Caligula,' " Massa asserted.

The right's romance of Eric Massa was off to a messy start.

This was, perhaps, to be expected from a man who, by his own account, grabbed one of his male staffers at a party, tousled his hair and said, "What I really ought to be doing is fracking you."
Urban Dictionary definition of Frack.

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Sanitized replacement for "****" used on "Battlestar Galactica"
03-11-2010 , 10:37 AM
First they came for the elected officials who grope and tickle their underlings, and I did not speak out—because I do like to be tickled;

Then they came for those who buy seeds for crisis gardens, and I did not speak out—because I don't like vegetables that much;

Then we all died in the Apocalypse
03-11-2010 , 10:55 AM
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Originally Posted by cres
And like the Colbert bit last night, don't forget to buy your non-hybrid seeds from Survival Seed Bankhttp://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/0..._n_490955.html For when the mole people attack, the only thing between you and salvation is a $150 tube of seeds. They are worth more than gold. "You can Beck on that."
god forbid people purchase seeds? I don't get it. is it the price that you have a problem with, or the marketing?
03-11-2010 , 11:35 AM
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03-11-2010 , 11:36 AM
PS: OP, the answer to your question in the OP title is "YES THERE IS A THREAD ON MASSA"

DUCY?
03-11-2010 , 11:36 AM
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Originally Posted by pvn
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Reefer dogwhistle?
03-11-2010 , 12:23 PM
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Originally Posted by NameOnTheCake
god forbid people purchase seeds? I don't get it. is it the price that you have a problem with, or the marketing?
I assume this is an honest query. The tag line in the marketing is "The only place to buy seeds". Colbert put up a screen with every garden center or home improvement company. Further, have you ever bought seeds? A package with about 150 seeds is $1.50, how many seeds do you think they sell you for $150. Most 'crisis gardens' won't be sized in acres.

But according to the marketing, seeds are worth more than gold. That must tee off the Rosland Capital and their current GOLD marketing Fox campaign.
03-11-2010 , 12:38 PM
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Originally Posted by cres
I assume this is an honest query. The tag line in the marketing is "The only place to buy seeds". Colbert put up a screen with every garden center or home improvement company. Further, have you ever bought seeds? A package with about 150 seeds is $1.50, how many seeds do you think they sell you for $150. Most 'crisis gardens' won't be sized in acres.

But according to the marketing, seeds are worth more than gold. That must tee off the Rosland Capital and their current GOLD marketing Fox campaign.
Ah, but these are ORGANIC SEEDS without the NWO fluoride coating on them.
03-11-2010 , 12:41 PM
Yeah it was an honest question, it just seems like a silly thing to get worked up about. There's lots of dishonest marketing out there
03-11-2010 , 12:47 PM
When even the survivalist boards think the Survival Seed Company is an over priced scam........
03-11-2010 , 12:52 PM
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Originally Posted by NameOnTheCake
Yeah it was an honest question, it just seems like a silly thing to get worked up about. There's lots of dishonest marketing out there
It was just another take on Beck and his, wasn't it the Doom Bunker or Doom Room. I never got worked up about it, just had to get up off the floor from laughing to see if there was a real seed company like that. Cause like Colbert keeps mentioning, the mole people will soon be above ground to eat your brains. And thats "Tonight's Word"
03-11-2010 , 01:40 PM
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Originally Posted by cres
I assume this is an honest query. The tag line in the marketing is "The only place to buy seeds".
Appoint a special prosecutor IMO!!! EXAGGERATED CLAIMS BEING MADE IN ADVERTISING SEEDS SEEDS SEEDS SEEDS SEEDS SEEDS SEEDS SEEDS SEEDS SEEDS SEEDS SEEDS SEEDS SEEDS SEEDS SEEDS SEEDS SEEDS SEEDS SEEDS SEEDS SEEDS SEEDS SEEDS SEEDS SEEDS SEEDS SEEDS SEEDS SEEDS SEEDS SEEDS SEEDS SEEDS SEEDS SEEDS SEEDS SEEDS SEEDS SEEDS SEEDS SEEDS SEEDS SEEDS SEEDS SEEDS SEEDS SEEDS SEEDS SEEDS SEEDS SEEDS SEEDS SEEDS SEEDS SEEDS SEEDS
03-11-2010 , 01:55 PM
this from the site
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So... all in all... you're saving $149.00 off the full price... and you get a waterproof seed bank FREE. That's right. You can actually bury this unit for 20 years if you like and still have your seeds when you need them most. Most seed companies send you seeds in paper envelopes and cardboard boxes. But the difference is that the seed bank you get from us is practically indestructible.
They want people to buy the seed time capsule and bury it in their back yard.
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"Indestructible Survival Seed Bank Can Be Buried To Avoid Confiscation."
Its such an ingenious business, they want their customers to buy seeds that grow in the ground, then bury them in the ground so they can't grow or be used for any purpose other than........

of course there is a limited amount of these magic seeds available, where's Vinny bag of donuts when you need him
03-11-2010 , 03:45 PM
03-11-2010 , 03:51 PM
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Originally Posted by pvn
Your pony is too slow.

Last edited by Vecernicek; 03-11-2010 at 04:14 PM. Reason: oh wait that was you. twice.

      
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