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12-04-2015 , 06:50 PM

ElliotR

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http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/...icle-1.2455344

8,300 rounds!! Body armor!! Tactical vest!! Weapons cache in his home.

Hmmmm.

Beard? Check

Yesjihadi name? Hmm, Mark Vicars, so sounds like a no.

Can we draw any conclusions, or do we need to know where he's vacationed over the past few years? He has a beard!!

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12-04-2015 , 06:52 PM

seattlelou

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Lol.

And first.

12-04-2015 , 06:53 PM

Loki

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looks like the guy who plays Ben Wyatt's dad

12-04-2015 , 07:01 PM

sebbb

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Uhhh no, that's more like a goatee

12-04-2015 , 07:07 PM

Paul D

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Lol, true scotsmanning a beard boyysssssss

12-04-2015 , 07:09 PM

ElliotR

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Quote:

Originally Posted by sebbb

Uhhh no, that's more like a goatee

Nice try, beard sympathizer!!

Definitive proof that a goatee is a beard

12-04-2015 , 07:12 PM

DVaut1

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No true terrorist only goes for the handlebar goatee combo package.

12-04-2015 , 07:13 PM

DVaut1

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Also, I'm not saying his beard makes him a crazed lone wolf non-terrorist, I'm just saying his handlebar goatee thing is a necessary correlate but not sufficiently explanatory for his crazed lone wolf nature.

12-04-2015 , 07:17 PM

DVaut1

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I was 50/50, terrorist or angry white loner until I saw his picture that he is indeed white, now 100% confirmed angry mentally ill white man.

12-04-2015 , 07:20 PM

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Paul D

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Still haven't found out about hajj tho

12-04-2015 , 07:23 PM

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DVaut1

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Has he traveled to any Crazy White Guy Areas? If we confirm we was in a Crazy White Guy Area this is basically an open and shut case. Bombs, goatee, and visits to known Crazy White People Areas.

12-04-2015 , 07:24 PM

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I didn't know DBJ was that old.

12-04-2015 , 07:43 PM

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Dids

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As a white man with a diagnosis and (****ing excellent) beard I will take the brave stance of denouncing this man and pointing out that his beard is ****.

12-04-2015 , 07:48 PM

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Tien

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If I were to assume without reading the article that a man with an American name was white, with thousands and thousands of rounds of ammunition was a right wing Republican neo con.

Would it be too quick too assume with little information?

12-04-2015 , 07:51 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by DVaut1

Has he traveled to any Crazy White Guy Areas? If we confirm we was in a Crazy White Guy Area this is basically an open and shut case. Bombs, goatee, and visits to known Crazy White People Areas.

Toronto?

12-04-2015 , 07:59 PM

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seattlelou

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Long Island? Organized Crime.

12-04-2015 , 08:39 PM

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Its the long Island serial killer

12-04-2015 , 09:59 PM

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Money2Burn

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Quote:

Originally Posted by DVaut1

Has he traveled to any Crazy White Guy Areas? If we confirm we was in a Crazy White Guy Area this is basically an open and shut case. Bombs, goatee, and visits to known Crazy White People Areas.

Was he a 'Bama fan? Trips to Tuscaloosa are correlated with heavy gun ownership and strong anti-government ideology.

12-04-2015 , 10:01 PM

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Money2Burn

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Dids

As a white man with a diagnosis and (****ing excellent) beard I will take the brave stance of denouncing this man and pointing out that his beard is ****.

I too am bearded, and I think the problem is that we aren't being introspective enough as a culture.

12-05-2015 , 01:27 AM

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Herbavorus_Rex

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I've heard ammo prices have steadily gone up over the years. Might not be a bad investment?

12-05-2015 , 01:52 AM

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I heard he recently started wearing NASCAR t-shirts.

Btw chiefsplanet will tell you 8300 rounds of ammunition is on the low side. Dude's e-peen barely registers.

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