Hai Communists, Terrorists, Communist Terrorists, and and everyone else hates America, GTFO of this thread. It is only for people who love America and our Friends and Allys overseas who wish to fellate us.

In honor of this new fad The Twitter taking over the kids time and attention away from books and AM radio, I hereby dedicate this thread to declaring why you love America in 140 characters or less, like how the kids use Twitter to talk about rap music and The Google. These can be serious, funny, ironic, subversive, pictures of hot chicks (suitable for work or in a spoiler tag if NSFW), drunken ramblings, or about Canada, but any violation of the 140 character rule (outside of the OP ldo) will have you reported to INS for immediate deportation to some country that doesn't rock as much as America.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWS-FoXbjVI

And that's all I have to say about that.

I'll go first:

In America, you assassinate president
In Soviet Russia, president assassinate you!*













*Prior to the Obama Administration

America: we love beer

America is the country where you buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for one dollar, and use it up in two weeks. - John Barrymore

English.

bacon bra

USS Enterprise, a supercarrier, and the medium-sized carrier Charles de Gaulle (R 91)

"I was in Nashville, Tennessee, and after the show I went to a Waffle House. I'm not proud of it, but I was hungry.

And I'm sitting there eating and reading a book. I don't know anybody, I'm alone, so I'm reading a book.

The waitress comes over to me like, [gum smacking] "What'chu readin' for?" I had never been asked that.