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I had a One Night Stand with Christine O'Donnell I had a One Night Stand with Christine O'Donnell

10-28-2010 , 04:25 PM
at least he didn't masturbate

Last edited by leprous_hand; 10-28-2010 at 04:39 PM. Reason: or perhaps he did
10-28-2010 , 04:27 PM
lol, awesome
10-28-2010 , 04:27 PM
Wow, posting that is pretty despicable imo. What a classless scumbag that guy is.

Last edited by ElliotR; 10-28-2010 at 04:28 PM. Reason: If it's real, ofc. If not cool story bro.
10-28-2010 , 04:32 PM
Did he teabag 'er?
10-28-2010 , 04:32 PM
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I won't get into the nitty gritty details of what happened between the sheets that evening. But I will say that it wasn't half as exciting as I'd been hoping it would be. Christine was a decent kisser, but as soon as soon as her clothes came off and she was naked in my bed, Christine informed me that she was a virgin.

"You've got to be kidding," I said. She didn't explain at the time that she was a "born-again virgin." She made it seem like she'd never had sex in her life, which seemed pretty improbable for a woman her age. And she made it clear that she was planning on staying a virgin that night. But there were signs that she wasn't very experienced sexually. When her underwear came off, I immediately noticed that the waxing trend had completely passed her by.

Obviously, that was a big turnoff, and I quickly lost interest. I said goodnight, rolled over, and went to sleep. It was almost four o'clock in the morning. I had to get up at 6:30 to go to work.

Christine wasn't in the best of shape when my alarm clock went off three hours later. I was hungover and exhausted and we'd both had about the same amount to drink, so I'm guessing she was feeling even worse. I got up and started to get dressed and told Christine she'd need to get up, too. But she clearly didn't want to budge, and even after I'd reminded her a few times, she was still under the covers. Did she think I was going to leave for work and let her sleep in my bed?
ygos?
10-28-2010 , 04:35 PM
So i guess one night stand now includes kissing a chick and then not doing anything more while they sleep in your bed.

Its not even an interesting story.
10-28-2010 , 04:36 PM
This is a new low even for gawker but Christine O'Donnel sounds pretty awesome. Nick_Van_Exel and his folks will be paying this guy a visit.
10-28-2010 , 04:37 PM
Nothing's more American than roughing someone up and an untamed bush, amirite?
10-28-2010 , 04:37 PM
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Originally Posted by nick_van_exel
This is a new low even for gawker but Christine O'Donnel sounds pretty awesome. Nick_Van_Exel and his folks will be paying this guy a visit.
Please provide pics of you changing into your ladybug outfit.
10-28-2010 , 04:38 PM
10-28-2010 , 04:45 PM
i find her strangely attractive, but knowledge of her untamed bush makes me nervous
10-28-2010 , 04:46 PM
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Originally Posted by [Phill]
So i guess one night stand now includes kissing a chick and then not doing anything more while they sleep in your bed.

Its not even an interesting story.
It's a one night stand in the same way that masturbation is cheating.
10-28-2010 , 04:46 PM
I don't think it's a one night stand if you don't have sex.
10-28-2010 , 04:46 PM
<lol born-again virgin lol> COD is pretty darn cute though.
10-28-2010 , 04:53 PM
We had a guy dress up as her for Halloween at work, but in a witch outfit. It was pretty scary.
10-28-2010 , 04:53 PM
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Originally Posted by zan nen
ygos?
the guy is definitely a Deadmau5 fan
10-28-2010 , 04:55 PM
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Originally Posted by zan nen
ygos?
i bet you LOVE vintage porn
10-28-2010 , 04:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Francis M.H.
i bet you LOVE child porn
FYP
10-28-2010 , 05:05 PM
That's a weird FYP. Why would you admit that?
10-28-2010 , 05:08 PM
Because you are ****ing ******ed if you believe everything you hear.
10-28-2010 , 05:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Money2Burn
It's a one night stand in the same way that masturbation is cheating.
Hahahahahaha
10-28-2010 , 05:43 PM
This story is written far more salaciously ("One Night Stand!" ..."I won't tell you what happened in the sheets!") than the actual content. This is actually kind of a relatively boring story; O'Donnell got ********* and is willing to uhh, go to 2nd base or something as Christine O'Donnell types might put, but doesn't bang and has ungroomed pubic hair, so says some anonymous clown who may very well be making up a bunch of it. I'll spare everyone the moral indignation I'm sure is coming this dude's and Gawker's way, most of it deserved, but the actual important criticism here is that this story fails to deliver all that much entertainment.

Last edited by DVaut1; 10-28-2010 at 05:49 PM.
10-28-2010 , 05:50 PM
thank you buzz killington
10-28-2010 , 05:55 PM
They sure are wasting alot of time on O'Donnell, she's like 99.9% to lose before Jungle Bush Gate

      
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