Oh god I'm starting to sweat and shake and I've only just woken up.

Terrorism isn't a ****ing threat in this country, it isn't a ****ing worry. Dentists. There's some scary ****ing ****.

I'm starting to have flashbacks of sitting in a dentist chair having some ****ing terrorist poking and prodding and paining my ****ing mouth, I tense up and ****ing press down the footrest with my feet, back ****ing arching up in pure ****ing terror.

**** me

I srsly feel like ****ing crying

I'm ****ing shaking

I feel your pain. I'm terrified of dentists I pay. I'd be an absolute wreck at a free clinic.

gl

Probably a bad idea to take some pills beforehand in case the dentist is going to want to give you some pills. But that's just me.

Oh god why'd you have to say that zikzak?

Fjhdehjdehgdehdeghdehgdfyh

Get nitrous at the dentist, imo

How long does that **** last iyo? I'm gonna have to drive home. Like an hour drive.

I can see it now.

LirvA gets nitrous at the dentist.

forever hooked


new location: NOT treating my nitrous problem

alright I gotta go


FML

Ask the dentist? I would wager that it's much shorter than any pills you'd self-medicate, tho

thx


wish me luck



I hope to see you guys again some day

lirva's going to the dentist at 5:30am?????

lmao

I can't stand even watching the news anymore.... hearing obamas voice puts me on lifetilt, my blood starts to boil, I get the urge to curpstomp kittens and set puppies on fire. I don't know if I can listen to that moron any longer. The thought of santorum being president makes me want to puke... the guy is a jesus freak and just a ****ing nerd in every sense of the word.... he reminds me of the dork dads that run cub scout events... ugggggg, I hate politicians. How do these people rise to a level of national prominence? WTF America?!?!?!?!

/rant

Here, have this WAAF brochure.

table spike lol

Went to LOVE by Cirque du Soleil last night, my first Cirque show, it was fantastic, nonstop visually stunning, maybe not QUITE as much acrobatics as I was expecting but what there was was amazing, choreography was great, and I love the Beatles so soundtrack was perfect. We sat in the 4th row which is basically on stage, drank gigantic $16 girly cocktails, and had amazing time.

Ate at China Poblano afterward at Cosmo...meh. Food was definitely fine, and I like the tapas-style, but the waitresses were pushy and rude, and condescending, probably because the place was an absolute ghost town at 9:30 on a Thursday which must suck for this chick who probably expected she was gonna be making $400/night in tips when she got hired at this place. Had a La Rulles triple which was really tasty though.

And running like god at the Bellagio 20/40 which is icing on the cake, of course.

People run good at 20/40? I sure wouldn't know anything about that.

I'm alive imo.

Got there at like 6:45, had to wait till 1 to get in. Got in, was absolutely ****ing terrified. Like srsly, you have no idea. I was like close to hyperventilating imo. ****ing hands, legs, feet, jaw was ****ing shaking while they were working on me. They filled one cavity and cleaned some hard tartar **** off the back of my bottom teeth. I thought it was my teeth they were breaking away, but I guess it wasn't. **** feels ****ing different imo. **** receded gums imo.

So now I gotta get some sort of deep hard tartar cleaning cause I got tarter under my gums and she said some **** about losing bone support or some **** if I don't get it done.


I'm sure that will be fun

meh... I understand you have to attend your affairs in Monaco, or organize your monocal collection or something.

I went to Hustler, abused some fools @ the 3/5nl then binked the tourney... so I'd say you did me a favor.

lol Unfortunately I was entertaining people from Korea on Weds. and Fri. But I'm glad to had a good time.

Can anyone explain to me how we are sitting here in 2012 and I still cant read my Nook on a plane during takeoff or landing? Is there some super-secret reason for this that I dont understand, aside from airline companies just being like "ELECTRONICS COULD BE A BOMB/NO CELLPHONES!"?

Dont get me wrong, I turn it facedown when the stew walks by, then just read it anyway (yeah, I'm a badass) but it blows me away someone can legitimately think its necessary to prohibit this at takeoff/landing.