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Originally Posted by heehaww
I take back the "random lady" part because in that case I'd figure they're mistaking me for someone else, so I wouldn't be angry. Same if it were a not-so-random lady who mixed me up with someone in my group of friends. Rather than be angry, I'd try to find out which former friend did it.
The only way I'd be angry is if I knew they were outright lying as opposed to just mistaken.
Thanks. None of know how we'd react in K*******h's shoes (assuming he genuinely believes he's innocent which imo *way* too many people, even those opposed to his nomination, take for granted). I've always been a much lighter drinker than K*******h. Different friend groups have commented that they've never seen me drunk. But I have been.
If the exact same thing happened to me (girl I hung out with a few times has been telling people for six years I drunkenly groped her) and I genuinely didn't remember it but she knew exactly who I was hanging out and her story was otherwise credible - I think I would just cop to it? It's a little complicated given how little I drink - but I'd probably figure that however unlikely is it I'd behave in such a way and forget it, it was even more unlikely for her story to be untrue. So I'd say I don't remember doing it but I'm not accusing her of lying and I'm truly sorry for how it affected her.
If I was drinking 100 kegs a year all the more so. It's just a Bayesian thing.
FWIW my best guess - I'm not saying this is >50% what happened, but it's imo the modal outcome is the following:
Judge & K*******h are
wasted, hanging around upstairs while the rest of their friends are sober and downstairs. Their boy Squi's gf is taking a leak. Judge thinks it would hilarious to scare her when she comes out of the loo. Make the sweet 15 yr old maiden think she's getting attacked. LOL. Like saying BOO, but on steroids. Whispers to K*******h "do it! don't be a chicken! cluck! cluck!". Ford comes out of the loo and from behind K*******h pushes her into the bedroom. Just a joke. Maura would get scared but she'd laugh it off. Pranks!! 15 yr old girl freaks out. Starts screaming. She has no sense of humour!! K*******h tries to quiet her, turn up the music. She's trying to draw attention to them and make them look like *rapists* for playing a prank. Geez. 15 yr old eventually escapes and runs to the loo. Amazing. Hilarious prank! Got her!! Laughs ensue!!!
Guys think they have played a hilarious prank. But it's just a throwaway joke and mightn't stick with them. 15 yr old (understandably) thinks they actually tried to rape her. Moment sticks with her for years.