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2016 Presidential Election Thread: TRUMP vs. Hillary SMACKDOWN 2016 Presidential Election Thread: TRUMP vs. Hillary SMACKDOWN
View Poll Results: The 45th President of the United States of America will be
Hillary
332 46.63%
TRUMP
190 26.69%
In to watch it burn
161 22.61%
Bastard
73 10.25%
im tryin to tell you about ****in my wife in the *** and youre asking me these personal questions
57 8.01%

10-08-2016 , 01:18 AM
Seth MacFarlane ‏@SethMacFarlane
The only thing missing from Trump's apology video is "declare everything when you enter Australia."
10-08-2016 , 01:18 AM
Bill Dixon ‏@BillDixonish 6h6 hours ago
Remember when Donald Trump complained about his mic not working? The universe has a sense of humor.
10-08-2016 , 01:19 AM
How many Pulitzers is Farenholt trying to win this year?
10-08-2016 , 01:19 AM
For anyone watching CNN - Mac Zilber's eyebrows are quite something!
10-08-2016 , 01:19 AM
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Originally Posted by smrk2
I wish I knew more about the process of how people like her get booked, who pays her, how much, etc., but from a moral standpoint that kind of punditry is probably in the same moral basket as lawyers representing dirtbag clients.

The lawyer who defended George Zimmerman for example, he's been one of the better pundits on police violence that I've seen.
Do you think to be a Trump surrogate you also have to sign a lifetime pledge saying that you'll never criticize him?
10-08-2016 , 01:19 AM
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Originally Posted by m_reed05
So I was late getting home tonight and hadn't paid attention to any news all day.

My wife says 'wow did you see the video released today of trump?'

Me: 'What the one where he says they don't even look like Indians?'
LOL - did she have you sit down first?
10-08-2016 , 01:21 AM
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Originally Posted by 13ball
I've watched this 10 times. I can't stop.
This election really is the gift that keeps on giving
10-08-2016 , 01:21 AM
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Originally Posted by suzzer99
LOL - did she have you sit down first?
Probably grabbed him right in the pussy
10-08-2016 , 01:21 AM
Goddamn Im loving this ****!!! Happy Friday fellow politards.

Oh.. and:

LOLshuffle
LOLawice
LOLawvant
LOLrara

Losers bout to be MAD itt
10-08-2016 , 01:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Porkchop Express
FOX News suddenly REALLY dedicated to hurricane coverage.
This! Maybe they'll even admit to climate change being real. LOL

Last edited by mtnpoker; 10-08-2016 at 01:24 AM. Reason: FHRITP!!
10-08-2016 , 01:28 AM
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Originally Posted by m_reed05
I can't wait to see Trump and family reaction on election night (or maybe sooner) when the whole gop realizes they can safely turn on Trump, and that it's in their best interests to do so, and they do. I'm sure he's going to take that like a champ.
So this was this morning.


Sooner. Much sooner.
10-08-2016 , 01:29 AM
10-08-2016 , 01:31 AM
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Originally Posted by Noodle Wazlib
Do you think to be a Trump surrogate you also have to sign a lifetime pledge saying that you'll never criticize him?
If I had to guess, I think there has to be some NDA, but whether it's the same lifetime thing that his direct employees have to sign I don't know, but it would be a good thing to know. Tbh, I need a "how a bill becomes a law" song on how cable news gets produced, all I know is that it is catered to exploit the febrile unease of gullible olds.
10-08-2016 , 01:31 AM
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Originally Posted by simplicitus
Bill Dixon ‏@BillDixonish 6h6 hours ago
Remember when Donald Trump complained about his mic not working? The universe has a sense of humor.
perfect
10-08-2016 , 01:31 AM
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Originally Posted by dessin d'enfant
SNL writers prob aren't happy about having to pull an all nighter.
Last Week Tonight writers will be furiously rewriting most of the show as well.
10-08-2016 , 01:31 AM
Hillary Utah price has to be great right now.
10-08-2016 , 01:31 AM
"Hi, we're the recording crew. We're just going to thread this microphone through your shirt, and clip it on your shirt here under your chins, and stick this transmitter on your belt, which is linked to all this recording equipment we have with us. We'll just hang out on the Access Hollywood television show bus with you now, as a recording crew, which is what we're paid to do -- record you, in case you missed that, for public broadcast later -- with all this equipment here.

Here's Mr. Bush. Carry on! Just be yourself!" [Slate comment]
10-08-2016 , 01:32 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by simplicitus
Bill Dixon ‏@BillDixonish 6h6 hours ago
Remember when Donald Trump complained about his mic not working? The universe has a sense of humor.


Legit lol'd
10-08-2016 , 01:33 AM
obviously i really hope trump continues to refuse to step down, and tanks the republican vote in historic fastion, but it could be over before the debate. i mean he is gonna blow it in this debate bigly
10-08-2016 , 01:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Heroball
Hillary Utah price has to be great right now.
I'd buy some McMuffin and Johnson too.
10-08-2016 , 01:33 AM
He has already made explicitly clear that he plans on bringing up the Monica Lewinsky scandal, amongst others.

He could drive Hillary to an historic victory and all but assure at least the senate goes dem.
10-08-2016 , 01:35 AM
Audience member: My father is struggling with massive debt and bills because of a cancer diagnosis. What will you do to fix our failed healthcare system in America?

Trump: You know, let's talk about Bill Clinton for a second...
10-08-2016 , 01:37 AM
10-08-2016 , 01:38 AM
Everyone's saying Hillary is licking her chops at the prospect of Donald bringing up Bill's past and her "enabling" of it, but I'm trying to figure out why she would want that. How does she answer the charges that she attacked the women accusing Bill?
10-08-2016 , 01:38 AM

      
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