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09-23-2009 , 02:58 AM
It's also the first month in ages that I'm not in the top 5 posters (quantity, not quality) of the cheese thread. I'm pretty sure the two are related.
09-23-2009 , 03:16 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dave Coulier
Does not playing count as winning?
yes.


I am losing at near 50 ptbb/100 over a few thousand hands of cash this month..
09-23-2009 , 03:44 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by RUDIKULOUS
PAST WEEK:
this sux , but at least it comforts me
09-23-2009 , 05:48 AM
self-proclaimed best HH/monkey.jpg combo.



$200.00 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BTN: $186.65
SB: $241.35
BB: $223.70
UTG: $170.10
MP: $219.85
Hero (CO): $367.45

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is CO with 6 7
UTG calls $2, 1 fold, Hero raises to $9, 3 folds, UTG calls $7

Flop: ($21.00) 5 6 8 (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $15.00, UTG calls $15

Turn: ($51.00) 4 (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $34.00, UTG calls $34

River: ($119.00) 3 (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $81.00, UTG raises to $112.10, Hero calls $31.10

Final Pot: $343.20
UTG shows K 2
Hero wins $340.20
(Rake: $3.00)
09-23-2009 , 05:50 AM
for good measure



$200.00 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

CO: $275.70
BTN: $235.05
SB: $229.00
BB: $284.55
Hero (UTG): $394.65
MP: $148.60

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is UTG with T T
Hero raises to $6, MP calls $6, 1 fold, BTN raises to $22, 2 folds, Hero raises to $68, 1 fold, BTN calls $46

Flop: ($145.00) 6 3 8 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $167.05, Hero calls $167.05

Turn: ($479.10) K (2 players)

River: ($479.10) T (2 players)

Final Pot: $479.10
BTN shows 2 4
Hero wins $476.10
(Rake: $3.00)
09-23-2009 , 05:58 AM
LOL. That last hand is a doozy.
09-23-2009 , 06:20 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dave Coulier
LOL. That last pic is a doozy.
FYP
09-23-2009 , 06:25 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by xukxuk
FYP
Pfft I drink my pee all the time. Whys it so bad if an orangutan drinks his pee?
09-23-2009 , 06:45 AM


i should write up a tr for last night

background - every once in a while we barcrawl the gogo bar areas in bkk, this includes:

- go inside gogo order a round
- roulette for bill
- go to next gogo

rinse repeat

(a gogo is essentially a brothel where the girls dance, so girls dancing, can ship any one of them)
09-23-2009 , 07:25 AM
Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $2(BB) Replayer
SB ($162)
BB ($286)
UTG ($200)
Hero ($208)
BTN ($369)

Dealt to Hero A K

UTG calls $2, Hero raises to $9, BTN calls $9, fold, fold, UTG calls $7

FLOP ($30) T 9 A

UTG checks, Hero bets $22, BTN calls $22, UTG calls $22

TURN ($96) T 9 A 4

UTG checks, Hero..........

BTN is a reg, likes to 3 bet quite a bit pre, so the only set he should have is 99. He'll most likely fold AJ to a second barrel and I don't really see him making moves. Is this a pretty std, b/f on the turn say around 1/2 pot to get value from the fish and to set myself up for a value shove on the river.
09-23-2009 , 08:08 AM
yeah b/f ~$50 vs btn. i might b/c if utg c/shove and he is a fish.
09-23-2009 , 08:10 AM
also lol at me i just realised the fish in the first hand made the idiot end of the straight on the river. i thought he had K-high when i glanced at the HH in game. still like the way he got there though (and i also prefer trumpet mokney to pee monkey).
09-23-2009 , 08:15 AM
I can't ever remember the names of gogo bars for obv reasons but is that the double carousel one?
09-23-2009 , 10:38 AM
am i in hell?

Spoiler:
cause i run so HOT!
09-23-2009 , 10:47 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BGnight
this sux , but at least it comforts me
Yeah I mean i actually spewed all that money away because I thought it'd make ya feel better buddy .
09-23-2009 , 10:55 AM
Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $4(BB) Replayer
SB ($478)
BB ($1,142)
UTG ($414)
CO ($416)
Hero ($485)

Dealt to Hero A Q

fold, fold, Hero raises to $12, fold, BB calls $8

FLOP ($26) 4 A T

BB bets $12.35, Hero raises to $38, BB calls $25.65

TURN ($102) 4 A T 6

BB checks, Hero bets $63, BB calls $63

RIVER ($228) 4 A T 6 2

BB bets $224, Hero.....

Villain is 43/22 I've not seen him take this line before.
09-23-2009 , 01:07 PM
I'm bad at big laydowns...

Absolute Poker $200.00 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (BTN/SB): $317.00
BB: $260.34

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is BTN/SB with 5 7
Hero raises to $4, BB calls $2

Flop: ($8.00) K 8 J (2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks

Turn: ($8.00) J (2 players)
BB bets $8.00, Hero raises to $26, BB calls $18

River: ($60.00) A (2 players)
BB bets $230.34, Hero folds

Final Pot: $60.00
BB shows 9 T
BB wins $59.50
(Rake: $0.50)
09-23-2009 , 01:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by craiggerz
I'm bad at big laydowns...

Absolute Poker $200.00 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (BTN/SB): $317.00
BB: $260.34

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is BTN/SB with 5 7
Hero raises to $4, BB calls $2

Flop: ($8.00) K 8 J (2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks

Turn: ($8.00) J (2 players)
BB bets $8.00, Hero raises to $26, BB calls $18

River: ($60.00) A (2 players)
BB bets $230.34, Hero folds

Final Pot: $60.00
BB shows 9 T
BB wins $59.50
(Rake: $0.50)
I fold too much, but would never fold here.
09-23-2009 , 01:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by craiggerz
I'm bad at big laydowns...

Absolute Poker $200.00 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (BTN/SB): $317.00
BB: $260.34

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is BTN/SB with 5 7
Hero raises to $4, BB calls $2

Flop: ($8.00) K 8 J (2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks

Turn: ($8.00) J (2 players)
BB bets $8.00, Hero raises to $26, BB calls $18

River: ($60.00) A (2 players)
BB bets $230.34, Hero folds

Final Pot: $60.00
BB shows 9 T
BB wins $59.50
(Rake: $0.50)
****ed your day up
09-23-2009 , 01:43 PM
lol i hate taking shots...

at least the games are good!

Party Poker $400.00 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

SB: $404.98
BB: $1300.20
UTG: $1107.50
CO: $506.00
Hero (BTN): $598.50

Pre Flop: ($6.00) Hero is BTN with K A
UTG raises to $14, 1 fold, Hero raises to $48, 1 fold, BB calls $44, UTG calls $34

Flop: ($146.00) 9 K Q (3 players)
BB bets $100.00, UTG calls $100, Hero folds

Turn: ($346.00) K (2 players)
BB checks, UTG checks

River: ($346.00) Q (2 players)
BB bets $100.00, UTG calls $100

Final Pot: $546.00
BB shows Q Q
UTG shows 9 9
BB wins $544.00
(Rake: $2.00)
09-23-2009 , 01:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Berky
is anyone winning in this thread? 10k downers shippppppppppp
$3.5k downer online. Thank god for live 5/10 fish, still up for the month
09-23-2009 , 02:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by RUDIKULOUS
****ed your day up
Thoughts on the fold?

And if you're on here who is prop betting with Matt?

Quote:
Originally Posted by KCrow
I fold too much, but would never fold here.
I dunno... I can maybe see QT doing this for value... that seems like a stretch. Bluffing here is lol bad imo because I don't think many are folding Jx and seems like my hand is face up as Jx.
09-23-2009 , 02:13 PM
Craig, I think that fold is fine. I mean, his bluff is obv beyond terrible as is his turn call, but you can't say that your hand is "face up as Jx" vs. this player. I mean, it's somewhat suspect that this player even realizes that you actually have cards.
09-23-2009 , 02:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by craiggerz
Thoughts on the fold?

And if you're on here who is prop betting with Matt?



I dunno... I can maybe see QT doing this for value... that seems like a stretch. Bluffing here is lol bad imo because I don't think many are folding Jx and seems like my hand is face up as Jx.
Over bet donk shoving with a big hand is also lol bad though. If he's just rivered the nuts wouldn't a CRAI be better?

God I need to look at hands closer, didn't see that the board was paired. Sick spot.

Last edited by KCrow; 09-23-2009 at 02:23 PM.
09-23-2009 , 02:38 PM
Its a really tough spot and hard to analyse as we are all going to be clouded heavily by the results.

      
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