This has been a go to of mine for quite a while now, however I always told the punchline as 'I can't jelly my dick up your ass'. It was even funnier when I originally heard it as I was standing outside a bar and a woman in her late 40s walks up and asked for a light. I lit her cigarette and said 'OK - so tell me something good' - and out of nowhere she dropped that little gem on me.

I also heard a HILARIOUS bit on Louie last night (****ing hilarious show btw - highly recommend). Just looked for the clip on Hulu (which has like 9 episodes) but couldn't find it and I certainly won't be able to do it justice. That said it was in S1E10 regarding child molestation and was ****ing hilarious.

so... I was on a skype chat with this one girl (whos like a 9+ btw) and then the one girl calls me, the one Ive been after for a while

so Im having a half-assed phone conversation and a half-assed text conversation

the girl on the phone said she can hear me typing... so I stopped, and after an hour of phone time I go back and see the other girl logged off

...what should I have done?

lolitas!

Clayton, your September routine is mine exactly except I have a different work out routine. Work out, MW2, DVDs, grind.

I felt compelled to point that out... oh but I weight 179.4 :\

When you got the phonecall should've told the 9 that you had to go. Now they both feel bad.

are we still talking about age here? 9yrs old now... that's creepy....






















jk kilillan poking fun!

Tell the one you were already talking to that you gotta go. It's not like talking for THOSE 30 minutes is going to change your chances much.

someone needs to go to japan and confirm killian exists, he's like the ericw of ssnl

Ok - so get to it. I really don't think this is an easy one.

no dick?

i'd hit

About to hit up my fourth music festival of the summer

Paul Van Dyk/The Chemical Brothers/Benni Benassi/Pretty Lights/Disco Biscuits

Oh my.

i want to download some Roots
which albums should i start with?

sounds like electric zoo.

dont be a stranger and say hi.

Actually this is North Coast Music Festival in Chicago :/

Oh I forgot Lupe Fiasco, Nas, and Damien Marley

Knew bottom 2 and top 3 instantly. Rest were more tricky.

6,11,4,10,2,1,7,3,8,5,9

Also ugh having to clean up place due to g/f en route to visit. A price worth to pay tho.

[QUOTE=Snipe;21321370]

0,0,1,0,0,-1,,1,1,1,0,1

binary system imo

bware,

game theory, the tipping point are my two favorites. the newest one (how i got over) is great as well.

(good song off game theory)-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_6SE58Il20

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I16_8...eature=related

yeah in retrospect thats what I shouldve done

Im not sure I should pursue the girl that called me


Shes... the type of girl I could never get in high school. Shes super cute, she has a near 4.0 gpa, super hard-working and super smart

I feel intimidated

or perhaps thats the point of college, getting those girls that you never could in high school

also, next year shes going away for a year for exchange program, kinda eh

[QUOTE=FlanCrest;21324226] WAT???

Kil, you got 4 years of college and countless women in the country. Just keep trying random **** until you find what works for you.

That's what I did in college and well, it worked out great

True story: -1 in binary is represented by every bit being 1, and the number is only understood to be "negative" (since in one byte, 11111111 can be -1 or 255) when interpreted by the computer as a signed number, as opposed to unsigned.

So, -1 could actually be 1. Probably best to use 0 to avoid ambiguity.

another month, another set of kilillan problems with girls gl bro

germany and amsterdam late this month (read: oktoberfest) for work. i must be crazy for wanting to quit this job

WOW - very interesting ratings by you all. I gotta go

Pos: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11
Rank: 9 6 5 9 3 2 8 4 1 10 11

In Binary tho:

1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1 because why the not ****?!?!?!?!

And no - not a level - they're all female fwiw (well - as far as I know)

BTW - this is using the RIGHT SNIPE system right? Not the Orange "I want to make everything as confusing as possible" system?

Right way: Give overall ranking by position (in this case - girl in position 1 would be your 6th choice)

Orange way: Give the position in the order you'd choose (in this case - you'd be saying the girl in the 6th position would be your number 1 choice while the LAST HUGE girl would be your number 2)