Jack Daniels is for rookies.

To be fair, he IS explaining the story, albeit with some embelleshments

I honestly prefer drinking the good stuff...

"This is page 3." lol

thanks for the link. I think it deserves a D- and maybe some suspension or something. It shouldn't be an F b/c he did actually do some work and he clearly knows the story a little.

also, you think the teacher wants to fail him and have him in his class next year? (that might be why American schools suck)

I didn't get it either. And yes, why exactly are you getting an STD test sir?

That essay is LOL. That teacher is clueless.

Woohoo. I got slowrolled by school but at least I am going to my first choice; Shanghai! YAY!

Gratz

lolwhiskyaments

This is the good stuff:


or if you prefere something a bit more peaty:

terp I am getting tested aswell

From http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tuberculosis#Transmission

"When people suffering from active pulmonary TB cough, sneeze, speak, kiss, or spit, they expel infectious aerosol droplets 0.5 to 5 µm in diameter."

kolo, did terp kiss you?

i wish

Pumped for this dump I'm about to take. TR to follow.

wow, just wow

Will, 5 mins between posts. Did u wash your hands?

Macallans FWIW though for a lower priced whiskey really enjoy dahlwinnie

Time to test Will's keyboard for E. coli

I've been a fan of this as of late. Rediculously strong, and it took about a bottle to warm up to. However, adding a little water really brings out the flavor and allows you to dilute to taste.

Plus, it's only $50/btl at Bevmo.

Also been drinking Teh Balvenie from Trader Joes. Decent - not superior.

Cheap Favorite: Glen Fiddich Special Reserve - <$30 and pretty nice for a daily drinker.

yes sir I did

What Company do you work for? This is a load of crap. I've worked as several Companies which had Employee Stock Purchase Plans and it is UNIVERSAL that you can buy in at ANY TIME AS A NEW EMPLOYEE!!!

Talk to the head of HR and tell your 'Business Partner' to go [censored] themselves.

*Also - 15% is NOT guaranteed - don't forget about the blackout period.

**Also also - KEEP GOOD TRACK of which offerings you purchase, the purchase price, the fair market value, etc. READ UP ON TAXES AND ACCOUNTING FOR ESPPs - profit made from the 15% discount flows through to your standard earnings so don't [censored] yourself by paying double income tax.

***Also also also - make sure you understand how to account for short vs long term capital gains as they apply to ESPP. Strange stuff.

i had sex

a lot

shocker.

terp is like a mega pimp but always denies it for some reason

What's that?

Also confused. If it matters, I think they give us shares in ETrade accounts when the six month period ends.

I think SSNL is more concerned with the decisionmaking process that led to the spot you currently find yourself in.

god i have a giant bitemark on my neck and two irish girls in my apt. i have a (third?) date tomorrow with neither of them and some kind of explaining to figure out by then.

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