I'd assume college girls here are cleaner than the US. Same goes for the whores!

Wear a condom and you'll be fine.

or... you could be the ash catchem of the STD world and battle every bitch for her cooties.

I CHOSE YOU PENISAUR

And why anyone isn´t mentioning Pattaya, especially if you like to party!
Cheaper too than Phuket.

1st post since last year and you decide to reply to this thread... NICE!

meh ill give good odds to anyone that they cant snatch a 9/10+ college girl as tourrists. no worries there

and whore/bar girl like condoms more than penises... and thats their main diet

what kinda odds will you give me?

i miss the pokemon avatars

need picture and money+family status first.

ima cash$$balla that grew up on the streets yo.

heres fma, hes not a truballa thug like me, but has a much higher family status.

here is our ride, we can liquidate it for at least 50k yo, so what it do? can we has thai girls?

donnie wtf you didnt include your cash or your family status

Welcome to the jungle. You gonna get raped

Do you guys have a list of people planning to go so far? My brother and SEABEAST + another baller are getting a 2k/mo house down there (it's sick sweet, ridiculously cheap), so me and another friend might as well. To hang out with a bunch of 2+2ers and just relax (clubbing, swimming, poker etc) would be awesome.

Just go on the internet and see if they have any "in network" doctors there.

Pattaya is like the land that morals forgot.


Highlights from my 3 day bender trip from Australia to Pattaya.

- Drank too much at airport lounge and on plane, couldn't walk and puked on myself in business class seat that airline buddy scammed for me. (His final words, "have fun but don't do anything stupid on board")

- Convinced a couple who must have been >60 y.o to drink with us on the flight. By the time we get to Hong Kong (for some reason we flew Aus-HK-BKK) poor old man is finished and we have to push him through customs on a luggage trolley as he cannot stand/walk. His wife is hysterical and screaming, "He has a weak heart you know". I think his heart is fine but the 12 Scotches he had on the plane might be the culprit.

- When you check into your hotel they explain the fee for bringing 1, 2 or more than 2 girls home to your room. This is explained as nonchalantly as a western hotel would explain check out times.

- Decided downtown Pattaya would be a good place to learn to ride a motorbike. Lol, ended up crashing into a parked car whilst attempting to do the "thailand right turn" which involves just driving into oncoming traffic and then merging onto the correct side of the road.

- Somehow broke a jetski handle off

- Whilst cruising around in a motorbike convoy heading to do some shopping when two motorbikes each with two thai dudes on the back box the lead motorbike in and one thai guy grabs a gold chain off the neck of an American passenger. (all this happening at 60+km/h) Crazy ****

- Last night I'm there after whatever bar we'd been at closed we hit a pool hall with some of the thai guys who worked at the bar. At some point my Aussie buddy goes home with a girl and I'm left with the barman army. WE shoot some pool one guy seems good so I challenge him to heads up. (I can barely stand at this point and he has had like 4-5 drinks and is a pool hustler/barman) The wager is if I lose I have to ring the bell and if he loses he has to naked 3 laps the bar. I lose..... 3 times. Ringing the bell involves buying a round for the entire bar (staff included). At the time there is only like ~50 ppl there but everytime I ring that ****ing bell i swear 20-30 thai "workers" magically appear.

-After the pool losses I decide am wrecked and need to get home. Problem is I am quite drunk and have no idea where I am, or where I am staying. Luckily I have the card for the hotel in my wallet so I show it to one of my new friends and ask him to take me there. This is where it gets interesting...

I jump on a bike with him and his buddy follows on another bike. We're happily cruising along when I realize we are def not going to my hotel. We pull up to a crappy apartment block and they say, "Mr Kieron we stop here quickly". Thoughts of missing kidneys and ice baths briefly run through my head but **** it I've survived this far. So we get off the bikes and knock on one of the doors, while waiting for the door to open Mote turns to me and says, "Do you want girl?". I assure him that I'm fine and just want to get back to my hotel. We head into what turns out to be his apartment and him and his buddy head out onto the balcony and fire up this monster wooden bowl/bong contraption.

After the two of them hit this thing for a while the man of the house explains to me the wife doesn't let him smoke and he wanted me to **** his wife so him and his buddy could smoke in peace.

After all this they drive me back to my hotel where the receptionist is astounded that once again I haven't bought girls home with me. (gf ftl)

All in all I spent roughly A$2500 in the 3 days 2 nights I was there but I bought 2 suits/5 shirts (all custom made) and ~300 worth of womens handbags. (These saved my relationship when i got back to Aus) Also I drank all day everyday which kinda added up I guess.

I'll try post some pics from the trip if anyone is interested

Cliff Notes: Go to Thailand ppl

Have been living in BKK for about 18 months.

You can live pretty simply here for about 1Kusd. Most English teachers earn little more than that and save nothing.

Personally I spend about 2K. About 500 of that is bills/apt, 500 on food, transport etc, and 1000 on entertainment (mainly booze and coyote girls etc)

Oh and I eat thai food from stalls all the time - no problems ever. Best food in the world IMO

BKK is the only place to be if you like hot available girls (non-whore.) Speaking Thai helps a lot with these girls and they will be less keen on tourists. However, you'll still do well if you are decent looking. Phuket and Pattaya have plenty of whores but not much else in the way of girls IMO.

Awesome country and awesome people. Feel free to PM me if any are keen for a drink in BKK.

I am pretty interested. When would you need a firm commitment by?

I don't know anyone here IRL, so if anyone ever wants to meet up in Washington, DC shoot me a PM.

balla spinnahs y0. CTS would be mad jealous. Him and his hooptie Bently.

It doesn't sound like anyone really needs to be committed too far ahead of time, just having everyone arrive in January should make it easy enough to get everyone accommodated.

oh, what have I wrought?

Pumpui -- lol @ not being able to eat from stands. You buy from a stand, guy makes it for you in front of your own eyes. You have no ****ing clue what goes on in that kitchen in the back of your $20/meal restaurant. Sure you might get sick in Thailand but:

a) you'll usually get over it in 3 days or so and never get sick again (see a doc if you don't though)
b) your chances of getting sick are usually correlated with your consumption of water. I've seen a lot of people get sick in a lot of countries drinking coke in nice restaurants (from the ice cubes), eating salad in a nice hotel (from the water used to wash the lettuce), etc. Thinking that avoiding the stands will keep you from getting sick for 3 months is just lol stupid.

stand food is the ****, kebabs and brats in europe ftw

imo...like i told shipIt, your best bet for a cheaper "balling" lifestyle in thailand might be pattaya:


first of all pattaya is cheaper then phuket, as phuklet is super touristy and is full of white people (ok...more white people then pattaya), and everything, accomidation, food, shopping, girls is mroe expensive.

In pattaya you got access to the biggest red light distrcit in the world (ok...sex capital of the world...maybe not THE biggest sex district), and you got just as nice a beaches, and if you dont like the beaches at pattaya, take a 20 min boat ride to some ****ing awesome islands, that are like the islands you see in postcards. Incredible water, icredible beaches, great for day trips.

And like i mentioned, if you wana ball out, and your SSNLers, it would be cheaper to do it in pattaya, and take occasional trips t phuket, rather then the other way around.

I mean i assume as 18-20somethings you guys wana party, and while phuket is deff a party city, why not get right to the poitn and do it in pattaya instead, where its cheaper, more girls, and evertone knows what they are there for!

Also i might come down at some stage, party it up with u guys.

mace, you've sold me