I am in no way qualified to start the cheese thread. but no one else has and its been september here for a solid 97 minutes.

Brag: started cheese thread
Beat: this post sucks
Variance: too bad

NSFW threadsavers:


ship the cheddah this month, see you fools at the tables

in it to win it

I have grey ball hair

shermanash, never ever start a cheese again if you aren't going to include some nsfw pictures. this is standard...

hour 1/120 in the books bilbo. i was stuck like a bi for most of the hour then had these simultaneously:

Hand #1
Full Tilt Poker $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

ShipIt2KG (UTG): $200.00
dmkai3 (MP): $306.05
Hero (CO): $293.10
Roland Specht (BTN): $311.45
Slevin Kelevra (SB): $402.70
David Benefield (BB): $239.00

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is CO with A A
1 fold, dmkai3 raises to $6, Hero calls $6, 3 folds

Flop: ($15.00) 9 A 8 (2 players)
dmkai3 bets $11, Hero raises to $32, dmkai3 requests TIME, dmkai3 raises to $89, Hero requests TIME, Hero raises to $287.10 all in, dmkai3 calls $198.10

Turn: ($589.20) 6 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($589.20) 2 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $589.20
dmkai3 shows 8 8 (three of a kind, Eights)
Hero shows A A (three of a kind, Aces)
Hero wins $586.20
(Rake: $3.00)

Hand #2
Full Tilt Poker $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (UTG): $200.00
SALMONBREATH (MP): $200.00
dmkai3 (CO): $516.35
Somyung Sim (BTN): $200.00
mambreno (SB): $220.05
JS2 (BB): $555.70

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is UTG with J J
Hero raises to $7, SALMONBREATH calls $7, dmkai3 calls $7, 3 folds

Flop: ($24.00) 3 9 2 (3 players)
Hero bets $14, SALMONBREATH folds, dmkai3 requests TIME, dmkai3 calls $14

Turn: ($52.00) 7 (2 players)
Hero bets $34, dmkai3 requests TIME, dmkai3 calls $34

River: ($120.00) J (2 players)
Hero bets $66, dmkai3 requests TIME, dmkai3 raises to $461.35 all in, Hero calls $79 all in

Final Pot: $410.00
Hero shows J J (three of a kind, Jacks)
dmkai3 shows 7 7 (three of a kind, Sevens)
Hero wins $407.00
(Rake: $3.00)

sorry that i run so good dmkai

noted, but really I think you're just heated about the rickroll

February: http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...65&postcount=1
March: http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...39&postcount=1
April:http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...54&postcount=1
May: http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...93&postcount=1


and even the one i found that you started has a pic that looks pretty safe for work to me: http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/39...d-june-498243/ , along with the first post complaining about lack of females. so its like i could go ninja edit my post and put in a pic to be cool like you, or i could be a dick about it.
i'll take B

can a mod move someone else's post to first?

I am going to win the pokerstars Macau event in a few days, just wanna let people know ahead of time

hopefully put in some volume and move back up to nl100 this month. see you gents soon

My first month grinding at iPoker, hopefully be mega $$$$$$ in proftizz

Monies monies monies me want !!!!

More poker this month? We'll see. I've been having a good time playing the rush tables for an hour or so in the evenings, so I'm hoping to start earning a little side income again.

WHY NO TITTIES ???????????????????????????

I havent played HUNL cg since like last year.
Was bored today, sat down with full stack one table at a time at FTP, and 6/7 sat out before 15 hands.
I know this is old news, but wtf

never starting a cheese thread again, first losing month of the year and didn't put in enough volume and now i'm back from vegas with the blues

fml back to winning plz

He was sitting alone at a 6max table so I joined. Haven't played together prior. This is like third or fourth hand, we've each 3b once and haven't seen a flop yet. What's your action on turn?


The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (BTN/SB): $104.50
BB: $102.00

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BTN/SB with A Q
Hero raises to $3, BB calls $2

Flop: ($6.00) A 7 6 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $4.00, BB raises to $12, Hero calls $8

Turn: ($30.00) 8 (2 players)
BB bets $21.00, Hero ?

call again

this is alot of work for something i was joking about. but well done. june/july/august results?

down like 12k HKD live here, up like 3k online .. dont know whether to play the red dragon cause apparently I suck live

100% standard.

I wish to go back to 2007.

One time!

Enjoying moving to iPoker already, but cant believe how many HU guys are bumhunting at like NL 100..WTF.

Up a 4-5 BI's from HU today anyway. September is my friend

$0.50/$1 No Limit Holdem
iPoker
2 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

Stacks:
Hero ($100.50)
BB ($225.45)

Pre-Flop: ($1.50, 2 players) Hero is SB A Q
Hero raises to $3, BB raises to $10, Hero calls $7

Flop: 2 7 J ($20, 2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks

Turn: Q ($20, 2 players)
BB bets $10, Hero calls $10

River: 5 ($40, 2 players)
BB bets $15, Hero goes all-in $80.50, BB calls $65.50

Final Pot: $201
BB shows
J A

Hero wins $200 (net +$99.50)

BB lost $100.50

$0.50/$1 No Limit Holdem
iPoker
2 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

Stacks:
Hero ($197.50)
BB ($127.45)

Pre-Flop: ($1.50, 2 players) Hero is SB Q K
Hero raises to $3, BB raises to $10, Hero calls $7

Flop: 6 K 2 ($20, 2 players)
BB bets $11, Hero raises to $27, BB raises to $50.50, Hero goes all-in $187.50, BB calls $66.95

Turn: A ($324.95, 2 players, 1 all-in)

River: 4 ($324.95, 2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $324.95
BB shows
8 8

Hero wins $323.95 (net +$126.45)

BB lost $127.45

bet flop in h1

gentlemen,

is anyone going WPT/borgata open?
http://www.theborgata.com/assets/pdf...o_schedule.pdf

if you wanna fight for 2nd then give it a go

oh hi september nice to see you