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10-18-2008 , 05:19 AM
**** you netflix for ****ing not having the last 3 episodes of season 2 of Entourage on your ****ing menu, so when i watch the ****ing recap right before i watch season ****ing 3 i realize ive missed 3 d****ing episodes cuz you douchebags dont carry all the episodes. You did the same mother****ing thing to me w/ weeds you ****s.



jesus, i think J. Piven is rubbing off on me. he's so ****ing good. that Dom character is ******ed
10-18-2008 , 05:20 AM
Yeah, this clown-ass fish donked 12 into 30 with A8 tonight on 874cc and then 3b/called against my raise, WHY WOULD AJCC EVER GET THERE HYACHACHAHCAHHC
10-18-2008 , 05:21 AM
congrats casper

lol steve yea


Full Tilt Poker $2/$4 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BB: $400.00
UTG: $419.20
MP: $803.50
CO: $407.40
Hero (BTN): $400.00
SB: $396.00

Pre Flop: ($6.00) Hero is BTN with 8 8
3 folds, Hero raises to $12, 1 fold, BB raises to $48, Hero calls $36

Flop: ($98.00) 7 4 7 (2 players)
BB bets $72, Hero raises to $144, BB calls $72

Turn: ($386.00) K (2 players)
BB bets $208 all in, Hero calls $208 all in

River: ($802.00) K (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $802.00
BB shows 2 2 (two pair, Kings and Sevens)
Hero shows 8 8 (two pair, Kings and Eights)
Hero wins $799.00
(Rake: $3.00)
10-18-2008 , 05:23 AM
Sicker if you had 66 imo and after the river he's like "FML IF I HAD LIKE 8 ****ING 6 FOR THE GUTTER I WOULD HAVE WON" in Korean

but YEAAAAA he's lol
10-18-2008 , 05:24 AM
all the east c oasters are in bed u pussies

i gotta get up early so i can play some horribly structured live donkaments here in Reno at the peppermill

why? cuz **** you
10-18-2008 , 05:26 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by thac
I'll probably be berated but is this a good show? What's it about? I'm downloading seasons 1-3 because everyone talks about it but what should I be preparing for?
Holy ****, just watch it
10-18-2008 , 05:30 AM
dont hate on netflix, its where its at!
i need to get entourage and catch up.
10-18-2008 , 05:30 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BGnight
all the east c oasters are in bed u pussies
Please.

Quote:
Originally Posted by BGnight
Holy ****, just watch it
Kay.
10-18-2008 , 07:58 AM
Running into the bottom of some ranges for a change
Hand #1
Party Poker $200.00 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BB: $214.00
UTG: $202.00
CO: $187.40
BTN: $225.45
Hero (SB): $255.00

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is SB with J K
3 folds, Hero raises to $8, BB calls $6

Flop: ($16.00) A Q 9 (2 players)
Hero checks, BB checks

Turn: ($16.00) 3 (2 players)
Hero bets $12.00, BB calls $12

River: ($40.00) T (2 players)
Hero bets $32.00, BB raises to $99, Hero calls $67

Spoiler:
Final Pot: $238.00
BB shows Tc Td
Hero shows Js Kh
Hero wins $236.00
(Rake: $2.00)


Hand #2
Party Poker $200.00 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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BTN: $321.75
SB: $208.10
BB: $224.00
Hero (UTG): $200.00
MP: $219.10
CO: $204.50

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is UTG with A K
Hero raises to $8, MP calls $8, 4 folds

Flop: ($19.00) T Q Q (2 players)
Hero bets $14.00, MP raises to $38, Hero calls $24

Turn: ($95.00) 4 (2 players)
Hero checks, MP checks

River: ($95.00) 2 (2 players)
Hero checks, MP bets $54.00, Hero calls $54

Spoiler:
Final Pot: $203.00
Hero shows Ac Kh
MP shows 6s 7s
Hero wins $200.00
(Rake: $3.00)




Party Poker $200.00 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (SB): $386.00
BB: $197.00
UTG: $156.60
MP: $105.90
CO: $261.65
BTN: $229.35

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is SB with A 8
3 folds, BTN raises to $4, Hero raises to $6, 1 fold, BTN calls $2

Flop: ($14.00) 8 9 3 (2 players)
Hero bets $8.00, BTN calls $8

Turn: ($30.00) 4 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $18.00, Hero raises to $50, BTN calls $32

River: ($130.00) 4 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $103.00, Hero calls $103

Spoiler:
Final Pot: $336.00
Hero shows As 8s
BTN shows 5c 6c
Hero wins $333.00
(Rake: $3.00)



Party Poker $200.00 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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Hero (BTN): $274.00
SB: $109.45
BB: $149.15
UTG: $200.00
MP: $292.75
CO: $213.45

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is BTN with A K
2 folds, CO raises to $7, Hero raises to $24, 2 folds, CO raises to $60, Hero calls $36

Flop: ($123.00) 6 7 3 (2 players)
CO checks, Hero checks

Turn: ($123.00) 9 (2 players)
CO checks, Hero checks

River: ($123.00) 5 (2 players)
CO bets $72.00, Hero calls $72

Spoiler:
Final Pot: $267.00
Hero shows Ad Kc
CO shows Js Kh
Hero wins $264.00
(Rake: $3.00)
10-18-2008 , 08:39 AM
goofy - a)300k? LOL
b) just thougt they were funny graphs

Will, just for that, thanks for the golf clubs bro
10-18-2008 , 09:34 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by goofyballer
I just played all of SEVENTEEN HUNDRED hands in one sitting and now feel like shpanko

EDIT: And I didn't actually look at any of stark's hands but I agree with the above unless you have a sick read that he's a super nut peddler, fish can overvalue two purrrr there
yup, that was my read
10-18-2008 , 10:52 AM
lol

PokerStars Game #21293338282: Hold'em No Limit ($2/$4) - 2008/10/18 10:51:25 ET
Table 'Gordonia V' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: carole witt ($218.70 in chips)
Seat 2: Shakunimama8 ($400 in chips)
Seat 3: CtoK ($400 in chips)
Seat 4: PrnceImrahil ($614.80 in chips)
Seat 5: Leastz ($391 in chips)
Seat 6: vatos27 ($156 in chips)
Shakunimama8: posts small blind $2
CtoK: posts big blind $4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to PrnceImrahil [3c 3s]
PrnceImrahil: raises $10 to $14
Leastz: folds
vatos27: folds
carole witt: calls $14
Shakunimama8: folds
CtoK: folds
*** FLOP *** [Kc Qs Jc]
PrnceImrahil: checks
carole witt: checks
*** TURN *** [Kc Qs Jc] [6c]
PrnceImrahil: checks
carole witt: checks
*** RIVER *** [Kc Qs Jc 6c] [8d]
PrnceImrahil: checks
carole witt: checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
PrnceImrahil: shows [3c 3s] (a pair of Threes)
carole witt: shows [Ts Ac] (a straight, Ten to Ace)
carole witt collected $32.30 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $34 | Rake $1.70
Board [Kc Qs Jc 6c 8d]
Seat 1: carole witt (button) showed [Ts Ac] and won ($32.30) with a straight, Ten to Ace
Seat 2: Shakunimama8 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: CtoK (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: PrnceImrahil showed [3c 3s] and lost with a pair of Threes
Seat 5: Leastz folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: vatos27 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
10-18-2008 , 11:32 AM
I watched 4 seasons of Entourage last week and caught up with the current season. Good show.
10-18-2008 , 11:53 AM
Poker Stars $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (CO): $272.75
BTN: $112.90
SB: $202.00
BB: $200.00
UTG: $154.40

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is CO with A 7
1 fold, Hero raises to $8, 2 folds, BB calls $6

Flop: ($17.00) K 5 5 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $12, BB calls $12

Turn: ($41.00) 8 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $28, BB calls $28

River: ($97.00) T (2 players)
BB bets $62, Hero calls $62

Am I ******ed for not shoving this river? He seemed like a nittish TAG at the time.
10-18-2008 , 12:01 PM
omg shove river plz
10-18-2008 , 12:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by starkwired
Am I ******ed for not shoving this river? He seemed like a nittish TAG at the time.
Yes.
10-18-2008 , 12:26 PM
k ty, monsters under the bed ftw
10-18-2008 , 12:32 PM
stark, worse fd bonanza and people do stupid things = jamathon.
10-18-2008 , 12:39 PM
ok another quick one:


Poker Stars $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

UTG: $186.00
MP: $254.00
CO: $208.95
BTN: $320.25
SB: $153.35
Hero (BB): $200.00

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is BB with 5 J
4 folds, SB calls $1, Hero checks

Flop: ($4.00) 9 T 8 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $4, SB calls $4

Turn: ($12.00) A (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $8, SB calls $8

River: ($28.00) 5 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $22, SB raises to $139.35 all in, Hero folds

Final Pot: $72.00
SB wins $69.00
(Rake: $3.00)

He's definitely a fish, but a not very aggressive one. He c/c down with 3rd pair a few hands earlier. He thought for about 3 seconds or so before shoving, so not instantly.
10-18-2008 , 12:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by starkwired
ok another quick one:


Poker Stars $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

UTG: $186.00
MP: $254.00
CO: $208.95
BTN: $320.25
SB: $153.35
Hero (BB): $200.00

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is BB with 5 J
4 folds, SB calls $1, Hero checks

Flop: ($4.00) 9 T 8 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $4, SB calls $4

Turn: ($12.00) A (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $8, SB calls $8

River: ($28.00) 5 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $22, SB raises to $139.35 all in, Hero folds

Final Pot: $72.00
SB wins $69.00
(Rake: $3.00)

He's definitely a fish, but a not very aggressive one. He c/c down with 3rd pair a few hands earlier. He thought for about 3 seconds or so before shoving, so not instantly.
The converter has to have screwed this up.
10-18-2008 , 12:45 PM
Against a TAG reg without much recent history. Ship the river?


Poker Stars $3/$6 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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BB: $600.00
UTG: $1489.30
MP: $87.40
CO: $609.00
Hero (BTN): $717.00
SB: $241.40

Pre Flop: ($9.00) Hero is BTN with T A
2 folds, CO raises to $21, Hero raises to $66, 2 folds, CO calls $45

Flop: ($141.00) Q A 3 (2 players)
CO checks, Hero checks

Turn: ($141.00) 9 (2 players)
CO bets $111, Hero calls $111

River: ($363.00) K (2 players)
CO checks, Hero shoves??????
10-18-2008 , 12:46 PM
i would never fold. ever. never.

edit: stark
10-18-2008 , 01:15 PM
Stop it please Poker Gods.
10-18-2008 , 01:34 PM
shove seems fine mainly to fold out Aj...i dont think he ever has better than that
10-18-2008 , 01:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by starkwired
ok another quick one:


Poker Stars $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

UTG: $186.00
MP: $254.00
CO: $208.95
BTN: $320.25
SB: $153.35
Hero (BB): $200.00

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is BB with 5 J
4 folds, SB calls $1, Hero checks

Flop: ($4.00) 9 T 8 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $4, SB calls $4

Turn: ($12.00) A (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $8, SB calls $8

River: ($28.00) 5 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $22, SB raises to $139.35 all in, Hero folds

Final Pot: $72.00
SB wins $69.00
(Rake: $3.00)

He's definitely a fish, but a not very aggressive one. He c/c down with 3rd pair a few hands earlier. He thought for about 3 seconds or so before shoving, so not instantly.

wat?

      
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