its just when you run bad people seem to have the nuts all the time and you start to doubt wether they really do this with QQ preflop etc.

Good ole Party software!



I also kept getting popups asking me if i wanted to take my seat at the table. Makes me feel good!

I had that too, except it sucked B/C IT MEANT I COULDN'T BET FOLD OR CHECK, so I timed out at the table and it worked again. That software is so [censored] buggy it almost tilts me

Especially when you've been 3betting the [censored] out of a few players at the table.

how can buggy software almost tilt you? the beats in poker stopped tilting me lately, im down 3k today and it doesnt bother me much anymore. But software will keep me tilting forever. You pay for it, and then those godamn ******s cant even get it right. I mean they earn boatloads of cash every month on rake, AND THEY CANT EVEN PROGRAM THEYR GODAMN SOFTWARE RIGHT. Its like 1/50th of theyr monthly profit to get a good programmer and fix the godamn problem.

Same thing with internet providers, too bad im stuck with those jerk offs for another 5 months.

In the zone
PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $2 BB (6 handed) Poker Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

saw flop|saw showdown

SB ($247.75)
Hero ($240.60)
UTG ($200)
MP ($208)
CO ($136)
Button ($197)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 6, 4.
4 folds, SB completes, Hero raises to $7, SB calls $5.

Flop: ($14) 9, 9, J (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $10, SB raises to $35, Hero raises to $100, SB folds.

Final Pot: $84

Results in white below:
No showdown. Hero wins $84.

ez 3bet

why does it seem everyone needs to get in blind wars lately? its like the in thing

maybe ez for a stud like you

I'm playing really icky I think

I just do what all the cool kids are doing cuz I'm old and want to fit in.

Beat 38? maybe im just not cool enough

35 ftw

You guys are kids.

Good morning to me
I probably shoulda kept playing on some juicy tables, but I'm HUNGRY and need to shower

Wheeeeeee

Full Tilt Poker Game #4347336889: Table Red Hills (6 max) - $1/$2 - No Limit Hold'em - 16:11:46 ET - 2007/11/30
Seat 1: VipersNest ($85.55)
Seat 2: Showbizz ($98.60), is sitting out
Seat 3: jdmac ($203)
Seat 4: Redwalked ($227.40)
Seat 5: Hollywood Jo ($216.25)
Seat 6: ilovemypuppy ($277.95)
Hollywood Jo posts the small blind of $1
ilovemypuppy posts the big blind of $2
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ilovemypuppy [Qd Qs]
VipersNest folds
jdmac folds
Redwalked has 15 seconds left to act
Redwalked raises to $7
Hollywood Jo folds
ilovemypuppy raises to $24
Redwalked has 15 seconds left to act
Redwalked calls $17
*** FLOP *** [6h 8s 3d]
ilovemypuppy bets $32
Redwalked raises to $203.40, and is all in
ilovemypuppy calls $171.40
Redwalked shows [Qh Ad]
ilovemypuppy shows [Qd Qs]
*** TURN *** [6h 8s 3d] [9c]
*** RIVER *** [6h 8s 3d 9c] [Ac]
Redwalked shows a pair of Aces
ilovemypuppy shows a pair of Queens
Redwalked wins the pot ($452.80) with a pair of Aces
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $455.80 | Rake $3
Board: [6h 8s 3d 9c Ac]
Seat 1: VipersNest didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: Showbizz is sitting out
Seat 3: jdmac didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: Redwalked (button) showed [Qh Ad] and won ($452.80) with a pair of Aces
Seat 5: Hollywood Jo (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: ilovemypuppy (big blind) showed [Qd Qs] and lost with a pair of Queens

I told myself I wasn't going to play today but I was bored so I fired up a HU 1/2 table. 95 hands later, +$600. Done for the day

Ouch. Not a terrible play by villian though.

Yup, just fun day so far.

i hear that.

villain was 75/25 spewtard...

Pacific Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.5/$1
5 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $109.23
CO: $413.45
Hero: $99.5
SB: $91.3
BB: $50.94

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is Button with A K
UTG folds, CO raises to $2, Hero raises to $10, SB calls, BB folds, CO calls.

Flop: A 9 J ($31, 3 players)
SB checks, CO bets $16, Hero raises to $42, SB folds, CO raises to $68, Hero calls all-in $47.5, CO calls.

Turn: 3 ($206, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $206)


River: K ($206, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $206)


Results:
Final pot: $206
Hero shows A K
CO shows T 6

OMG LETS TARP

http://www.pokerhand.org/?1754222

donkaments tilt me so hard, they are beatable if you manage to not get beats all the time by the droolers. This is the 16th 50k guaranteed that i finish out of the money. Figured i was ahead of his ****** calling range here lol. GUESS NOT.

I seriously send 50$ to anyone who can give a serious, reasonable explanation of whats going on in his head when he checks this river. Given that he knows hand ranking.

I got him back tho! (lol@preflop)

Pacific Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.5/$1
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $100
UTG+1: $125.58
CO: $67.79
Button: $81.3
SB: $564.95
Hero: $129.28

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is BB with 7 6
3 folds, Button calls, SB raises to $1.5, Hero calls, Button raises to $5, SB raises to $7, Hero calls, Button calls.

Flop: 6 8 6 ($21, 3 players)
SB bets $12, Hero calls, Button folds.

Turn: 2 ($45, 2 players)
SB bets $13, Hero raises to $32, SB calls.

River: 9 ($109, 2 players)
SB checks, Hero is all-in $77.28, SB calls.

Results:
Final pot: $262.56
SB shows Q Q
Hero shows 7 6

http://archiveserver.twoplustwo.com/...page/0/fpart/1

is this directed at me? if so, thanks. its pretty relevant to those 2 hands above as my bet sizes are just screaming "please outdraw me"