That stick figure has gigantic balls too, wtf?

The swing while gay, is only 5K hands. I bet that you make it all back in half that.

rainclouds i have at least one swong like that a month, maybe i just suck at the pokers......running goot since i got the donkkr avatar though

100k breakeven is fun for all you people who haven't experienced it.

got some rakeback to my ftp account and for some reason I decided to sign up to a donkament.

Full Tilt Poker Game #6959665155: The Fifty-Fifty (51449539), Table 3 - 25/50 - No Limit Hold'em - 22:15:58 ET - 2008/06/24
Seat 1: drtylbstr (1,592)
Seat 2: chemobro8 (1,725)
Seat 3: purefoonery (3,945)
Seat 4: miller2325 (2,115)
Seat 5: maarlo (4,424)
Seat 6: USCswimmer (2,279)
Seat 7: NFLORBUST (4,725)
Seat 8: crunkite (675)
Seat 9: Ralph Wiggam (2,440)
Ralph Wiggam posts the small blind of 25
drtylbstr posts the big blind of 50
The button is in seat #8
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to drtylbstr [Jd Jh]
chemobro8 calls 50
purefoonery folds
miller2325 folds
maarlo calls 50
USCswimmer calls 50
NFLORBUST has 15 seconds left to act
NFLORBUST is sitting out
NFLORBUST has timed out
NFLORBUST folds
crunkite calls 50
Ralph Wiggam calls 25
drtylbstr has 15 seconds left to act
drtylbstr raises to 444
chemobro8 has 15 seconds left to act
chemobro8 raises to 1,725, and is all in
maarlo folds
USCswimmer folds
crunkite folds
Ralph Wiggam folds
drtylbstr calls 1,148, and is all in
chemobro8 shows [Ts Qs]
drtylbstr shows [Jd Jh]
Uncalled bet of 133 returned to chemobro8
*** FLOP *** [Qh 3c 6c]
*** TURN *** [Qh 3c 6c] [7s]
NFLORBUST has returned
*** RIVER *** [Qh 3c 6c 7s] [Kd]
chemobro8 shows a pair of Queens
drtylbstr shows a pair of Jacks
chemobro8 wins the pot (3,384) with a pair of Queens
drtylbstr stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3,384 | Rake 0
Board: [Qh 3c 6c 7s Kd]
Seat 1: drtylbstr (big blind) showed [Jd Jh] and lost with a pair of Jacks
Seat 2: chemobro8 showed [Ts Qs] and won (3,384) with a pair of Queens
Seat 3: purefoonery didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: miller2325 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: maarlo folded before the Flop
Seat 6: USCswimmer folded before the Flop
Seat 7: NFLORBUST didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: crunkite (button) folded before the Flop
Seat 9: Ralph Wiggam (small blind) folded before the Flop

thank god for not having to spend another minute with those ******s.

I love June:

nice brag.

what stakes, it looks like you may have moved up shortly before your heater

nl100 and nl200, moved up to 200 at 20k hands but still mixing two stakes.

Im like the worst guy ever multi-tasking and I'm 9-tabling to take advantage from "free-ride" promo at party.. I will be back 4-tabling when promo finishes cause I dont want to transform myself in a ROBOT lol.

Going through a ginormous one right now. Let's say you learn a lot about what you are made of and leave it at that.

ya ive gotten mine to only down 5ish buyins in ~40k hands, its been super sick on my emotions, and i know it could be much worse

FullTiltPoker Game #6960391050: Table Park Vista (6 max) - $1/$2 - No Limit Hold'em - 23:11:49 ET - 2008/06/24
Seat 1: sluggger5x ($223.45)
Seat 2: HansenG7 ($116.55)
Seat 3: Lynette Chan ($230.10)
Seat 4: KoreanHacker ($207.25)
Seat 5: SkeetOnQQ ($821.55)
Seat 6: Wad ($86.70)
sluggger5x posts the small blind of $1
HansenG7 posts the big blind of $2
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to SkeetOnQQ [8c 8h]
Lynette Chan raises to $7
KoreanHacker has 15 seconds left to act
KoreanHacker folds
SkeetOnQQ calls $7
Wad folds
sluggger5x folds
HansenG7 calls $5
*** FLOP *** [4c 8d 7h]
HansenG7 checks
Lynette Chan bets $14
SkeetOnQQ calls $14
HansenG7 raises to $109.55, and is all in
Lynette Chan folds
SkeetOnQQ calls $95.55
HansenG7 shows [Js 8s]
SkeetOnQQ shows [8c 8h]
*** TURN *** [4c 8d 7h] [Jd]
*** RIVER *** [4c 8d 7h Jd] [Jc]
HansenG7 shows a full house, Jacks full of Eights
SkeetOnQQ shows a full house, Eights full of Jacks
HansenG7 wins the pot ($252.10) with a full house, Jacks full of Eights
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $255.10 | Rake $3
Board: [4c 8d 7h Jd Jc]
Seat 1: sluggger5x (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: HansenG7 (big blind) showed [Js 8s] and won ($252.10) with a full house, Jacks full of Eights
Seat 3: Lynette Chan folded on the Flop
Seat 4: KoreanHacker didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: SkeetOnQQ showed [8c 8h] and lost with a full house, Eights full of Jacks
Seat 6: Wad (button) didn't bet (folded)

that's so sick

Wow, that is nasty

awesome, the cheese thread has actually motivated me to tidy up my study to post a setup pic.

k;lgsh eafjv se afgb

ya todays sucked

Before anyone says anything, YES I KNOW it's FR, and I should ban myself from FT and 2+2 for going to such a place but bare with me.

I don't wanna post it in FR because the hand isn't really a big deal but more importantly I've never post there and don't know who knows what they're talking about, SSNL is my home, so yeah. I rarely play FR (but maybe gonna start doing so more because I always crush there), and since I have the mindset of a 6m player and not a FR one, I wanna ask those of you who are thinking like me.


Full Tilt Poker $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked

UTG+1: $125.75
UTG+2: $102.45
Hero (MP1): $100.00
MP2: $18.50
CO: $70.00
BTN: $100.00
SB: $102.15
BB: $100.00
UTG: $234.85

Pre Flop: Hero is MP1 with J J
1 fold, UTG+1 calls $1, 1 fold, Hero raises to $5.50, 5 folds, UTG+1 calls $4.50

Flop: ($12.50) 8 K J (2 players)
UTG+1 checks, Hero bets $10, UTG+1 calls $10

Turn: ($32.50) K (2 players)
UTG+1 checks, Hero bets $25, UTG+1 calls $25

River: ($82.50) 8 (2 players)
UTG+1 checks, Hero checks



I wanted to shove the river so bad it hurt, but I always laugh at people who don't realize they've been counterfeited and didn't wanna own myself with a shove and look like a fool.

Villain unknown. I was playing a bunch of tables and my hud wasn't working right, so I wasn't really paying attention. Now, that I look at it, it's probably really unlikely he plays a king like this, right? Does anyone see people play a king like this at 6m or FR if they're not a total fish? Anyway, fk me, lost so much value.

Poker Stars $0.50/$1.00 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked

SB: $99.00
Hero (BB): $100.00
UTG: $151.65
MP: $147.00
CO: $98.50
BTN: $128.80

Pre Flop: Hero is BB with T K
UTG calls $1, MP calls $1, 1 fold, BTN calls $1, SB calls $0.50, Hero checks

Flop: ($5.00) J A Q (5 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $3, UTG calls $3, MP calls $3, BTN folds, SB folds

Turn: ($14.00) 3 (3 players)
Hero bets $9, UTG calls $9, MP calls $9

River: ($41.00) A (3 players)
Hero bets $35, UTG calls $35, MP folds

Final Pot: $111.00
Hero shows Ts Kc (a straight, Ten to Ace)
UTG shows Jc Jh (a full house, Jacks full of Aces)
UTG wins $108.00
(Rake: $3.00)




i have yet to decide whether this is considered running bad or running good. what you guys think

Obviously pretty gay but considering you shoulda lost the other half of your stack, it ain't so bad.

CC, Im checking behind on that river pretty much everytime. I dont think theres any real hands you can extract value from against an unknown.

Meh, I thought it was pretty weak by me. All flushes and maybe if he's ******ed an 8. I feel like most people around here are probably betting/shoving. Maybe I overestimate the aggression around here? It's good to know at least one person checks haha

Against someone I know who calls down w/ bottom pair or plays any 2 suited cards Im probably betting river. Otherwise Im always checking.

Bah whata you know!? You were a joke of a comedian, and if your appearances on 1990's TV are any indication of your poker ability, then you totally suck at that, too. Now, a poster like PedroCerrano, someone who totally owns at baseball, that's someone I could trust.

year @ 1/2, 32k BE weeeeeeee

Sweet. I got the best of the poker gods tonight. 2 nites ago I was up 4 buyins in short order, only to lose 3 buyins in 2 hands btb. Not tonight. Im quitting while ahead and enjoying some COD4. Oh and thanks for that video Spivey. Its got me paying more attention to the blinds when I play and opening alot more junk in LP .

LOL. I just posted my results tonight Hehe. Sooo cut it out

lol


nice little sess there