I NEED A TRANSLATOR GUYS
PokerStars Game #18877874176: Hold'em No Limit ($2/$4) - 2008/07/17 - 00:28:12 (ET)
Table 'Woltjer' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: faucoyeur ($394 in chips)
Seat 2: Dollarn22 ($479 in chips)
Seat 3: rdegs21 ($426.50 in chips)
Seat 5: diegoruiz ($145 in chips)
Seat 6: mdom ($406 in chips)
Dollarn22: posts small blind $2
rdegs21: posts big blind $4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mdom [Qh Tc]
diegoruiz: folds
mdom: raises $8 to $12
faucoyeur: calls $12
Bouge_Todd is connected
Dollarn22: folds
rdegs21: folds
*** FLOP *** [7s 4d Qs]
Bouge_Todd has returned
mdom: bets $20
faucoyeur: calls $20
*** TURN *** [7s 4d Qs] [Kc]
mdom: checks
faucoyeur: bets $56
mdom: calls $56
*** RIVER *** [7s 4d Qs Kc] [Ad]
mdom: checks
diegoruiz is sitting out
faucoyeur: bets $306 and is all-in
diegoruiz leaves the table
mdom: calls $306
*** SHOW DOWN ***
faucoyeur: shows [6h 3h] (high card Ace)
mdom: shows [Qh Tc] (a pair of Queens)
mdom collected $792 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $794 | Rake $2
Board [7s 4d Qs Kc Ad]
Seat 1: faucoyeur (button) showed [6h 3h] and lost with high card Ace
Seat 2: Dollarn22 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: rdegs21 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: diegoruiz folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: mdom showed [Qh Tc] and won ($792) with a pair of Queens

faucoyeur said, "TA MERE CEST UNE GROSSE PUTE"
mdom said, "TU MADRE"
faucoyeur said, "GROS FILS DE PUTE"
mdom said, "FILET MIGNON"
faucoyeur said, "FILET MINPON TA MERE"
mdom said, "PLAY STATION 3 TAMPON"
faucoyeur said, "GRATTEUR VA T ACHETER DU PAIN POUR TES DENT ENCULER ET FILS DE PUTE"
faucoyeur said, "POUSSE LA TOI DANS TON CUL"
faucoyeur said, "VIEN A LA TABLE 5 10 MORT DE FAIM"
mdom said, "IK HOUD VAN WEINER"
mdom said, "IK ZAL U OM HET EVEN WELKE STAKEN VAN POOK SPELEN U WILT"
faucoyeur said, "F***K"
faucoyeur said, "CONNARD FALMAND DE MERDE ET ENCULER"

This is why i call.

mdom, say "merci pertit"

it means thank you my pretty in french and it's really condescending and they go nuts when you say it.

happens all day...

Full Tilt Poker Game #7236377438: Table Bunn (6 max) - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em - 18:16:43 ET - 2008/07/15
Seat 1: gbata6 ($121.60)
Seat 2: TPTK77 ($104.30)
Seat 3: IPlayYoUrRoLL ($100)
Seat 4: HoldThsNutz ($100)
Seat 5: KaSsAa_NL ($155.45)
Seat 6: ray_lankford_16 ($118)
IPlayYoUrRoLL posts the small blind of $0.50
HoldThsNutz posts the big blind of $1
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to TPTK77 [Qd 7c]
KaSsAa_NL has 15 seconds left to act
KaSsAa_NL raises to $3.50
ray_lankford_16 folds
gbata6 raises to $6
TPTK77 folds
IPlayYoUrRoLL calls $5.50
HoldThsNutz calls $5
KaSsAa_NL calls $2.50
*** FLOP *** [3h 3c Jc]
IPlayYoUrRoLL checks
HoldThsNutz checks
KaSsAa_NL checks
gbata6 has 15 seconds left to act
gbata6 bets $6
IPlayYoUrRoLL calls $6
HoldThsNutz adds $6
HoldThsNutz folds
KaSsAa_NL folds
*** TURN *** [3h 3c Jc] [As]
IPlayYoUrRoLL checks
gbata6 bets $10
IPlayYoUrRoLL raises to $25
gbata6 calls $15
*** RIVER *** [3h 3c Jc As] [Qh]
IPlayYoUrRoLL bets $63, and is all in
gbata6 calls $63
*** SHOW DOWN ***
IPlayYoUrRoLL shows [3d 3s] four of a kind, Threes
gbata6 mucks
IPlayYoUrRoLL wins the pot ($209) with four of a kind, Threes
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $212 | Rake $3
Board: [3h 3c Jc As Qh]
Seat 1: gbata6 mucked [Jd Js] - a full house, Jacks full of Threes
Seat 2: TPTK77 (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: IPlayYoUrRoLL (small blind) showed [3d 3s] and won ($209) with four of a kind, Threes
Seat 4: HoldThsNutz (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 5: KaSsAa_NL folded on the Flop
Seat 6: ray_lankford_16 didn't bet (folded)

happens all day...

Full Tilt Poker Game #7236377438: Table Bunn (6 max) - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em - 18:16:43 ET - 2008/07/15
Seat 1: gbata6 ($121.60)
Seat 2: TPTK77 ($104.30)
Seat 3: IPlayYoUrRoLL ($100)
Seat 4: HoldThsNutz ($100)
Seat 5: KaSsAa_NL ($155.45)
Seat 6: ray_lankford_16 ($118)
IPlayYoUrRoLL posts the small blind of $0.50
HoldThsNutz posts the big blind of $1
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to TPTK77 [Qd 7c]
KaSsAa_NL has 15 seconds left to act
KaSsAa_NL raises to $3.50
ray_lankford_16 folds
gbata6 raises to $6
TPTK77 folds
IPlayYoUrRoLL calls $5.50
HoldThsNutz calls $5
KaSsAa_NL calls $2.50
*** FLOP *** [3h 3c Jc]
IPlayYoUrRoLL checks
HoldThsNutz checks
KaSsAa_NL checks
gbata6 has 15 seconds left to act
gbata6 bets $6
IPlayYoUrRoLL calls $6
HoldThsNutz adds $6
HoldThsNutz folds
KaSsAa_NL folds
*** TURN *** [3h 3c Jc] [As]
IPlayYoUrRoLL checks
gbata6 bets $10
IPlayYoUrRoLL raises to $25
gbata6 calls $15
*** RIVER *** [3h 3c Jc As] [Qh]
IPlayYoUrRoLL bets $63, and is all in
gbata6 calls $63
*** SHOW DOWN ***
IPlayYoUrRoLL shows [3d 3s] four of a kind, Threes
gbata6 mucks
IPlayYoUrRoLL wins the pot ($209) with four of a kind, Threes
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $212 | Rake $3
Board: [3h 3c Jc As Qh]
Seat 1: gbata6 mucked [Jd Js] - a full house, Jacks full of Threes
Seat 2: TPTK77 (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: IPlayYoUrRoLL (small blind) showed [3d 3s] and won ($209) with four of a kind, Threes
Seat 4: HoldThsNutz (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 5: KaSsAa_NL folded on the Flop
Seat 6: ray_lankford_16 didn't bet (folded)

hey guys im going to Vegas in August for the first time OMG

i recommend playing with sweet.kr. even dumber and puts the money in way too bad to ever win at sd versus me

I'm pretty sure "bottom of their range" is a fictional idea.

yes sir

Full Tilt Poker $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (BTN): $396.00
SB: $179.15
BB: $410.40
UTG: $592.90
CO: $227.25

Pre Flop: Hero is BTN with K 5
1 fold, CO raises to $7, Hero raises to $26, 2 folds, CO calls $19

Flop: ($55.00) K 6 T (2 players)
CO checks, Hero bets $38, CO raises to $169, Hero raises to $370 all in, CO calls $32.25 all in

Turn: ($457.50) J

River: ($457.50) 9




bitch nucka you will never ever

ever ever

ever ever
ever ever ever ever

GET ON MY LEVEL HO
GET ON MY LEVEL HO
GET ON MY LEVEL HO
GET ON MY LEVEL HO

ps: watching durrr on poker after dark got me out of my PLO mindset finally, go go gadget NL lagtard... mdom better watch out!!

You forgot to say this Mdom

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_2V7g3jkVo

OFISHSTIXXX GOES TO ROSTUCKOVILLE!

quitting is for losers (and ***** with stop-losses)

Timing out w/ middle 2 pair plus fd is +EV. Super donkey ended up hitting his NFD on river against a regular. Dodged a bullet on that one.

chillin

Fun last two days IMO:



FPPs FTW!

+1

Ive had one winning day out of my last 9. Someone please shoot me.

so i've been pooping it up lately at cash game so played a donkament. just a $40 one. actually made it semi deep and was like 15th in chips w/45BB's when i lost 66 vs A8 on A-5-A-6-8. thought i was going to get unstuck... but nope get kicked in the balls.

oh also a friend deposited $200 on UB and is up to 3k in BJ in about 2hrs. if he makes a lot it'll probably be a BBV post.

still on shrooms?

lol, no. next time i see cirque de soleil for shizzle tho.

and yes, it was my idea not that ****ing knocked up movie. i did it before i saw movie cuz thats how i roll

lawl he's up to 4k now. god this is sick

down to 2k. he was betting $500 a hand. this guy works for $8/hr at a pool as a lifeguard and betting $500 a hand. LOL