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*** SSNL CHEESE THREAD JULY 2008 *** (low-content posts, ?'s go here) *** SSNL CHEESE THREAD JULY 2008 *** (low-content posts, ?'s go here)

07-01-2008 , 11:54 AM
07-01-2008 , 12:25 PM
Quick HEM question, where can I see table hours played? I suppose there isn't a way to get them to show in the report tab?
07-01-2008 , 12:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by axioma
IDDQD.
yeah type this in the chat at the beginning of a session and you cant lose!
07-01-2008 , 01:02 PM
Am i being to aggro on turn or are these both std valuebets? Help me SSNL!

Hand one is against a 30/0/2.6 fish
Hand 2 is against 32/13/5 fish

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HAND #1
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Party Poker, $0.25/$0.50 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

MP: $64.22
CO: $50.25
Hero (BTN): $78.88
SB: $125.51
BB: $53.50
UTG: $69.14

Pre-Flop: J T dealt to Hero (BTN)
UTG folds, MP calls $0.50, CO folds, Hero raises to $2.50, 2 folds, MP calls $2

Flop: ($5.75) 7 J 9 (2 Players)
MP checks, Hero bets $4.50, MP calls $4.50

Turn: ($14.75) T (2 Players)
MP checks, Hero bets $10, MP raises to $57.22 and is All-In, Hero folds

Results: $34.75 Pot
MP mucked and WON $80.24 (+$63.24 NET)




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HAND #2
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Party Poker, $0.25/$0.50 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

BB: $77.74
UTG: $53.22
Hero (MP): $61.88
CO: $125.26
BTN: $52.75
SB: $68.64

Pre-Flop: Q Q dealt to Hero (MP)
UTG folds, Hero raises to $2, CO calls $2, 3 folds

Flop: ($4.75) 9 8 5 (2 Players)
Hero bets $3.50, CO calls $3.50

Turn: ($11.75) K (2 Players)
Hero bets $7.50, CO raises to $18, Hero folds

Results: $26.75 Pot
CO mucked and WON $35.92 (+$22.92 NET)
07-01-2008 , 01:03 PM
LOL <3 the haiku. That picture was from the bbv thread about posting your half-year graphs. LOL would you **** yourself if that graph was 2million hands rather than 500k and I told you it was Fgators?

07-01-2008 , 01:09 PM
haha toohighs the man
07-01-2008 , 01:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by dirtylobster
Quick HEM question, where can I see table hours played? I suppose there isn't a way to get them to show in the report tab?
go to Sessions tab

it's all at the very bottom of HEM
07-01-2008 , 01:17 PM
thx
07-01-2008 , 01:18 PM
WOW WTF. The tables are so wicked bad right now. Where are all the donks!?
07-01-2008 , 01:30 PM
Argghhh my eyes hurt so much from all the "***** words words words *****" threads on the first page of ssnl
07-01-2008 , 01:46 PM
Nice pattern mapper you ****ing mouth breather

** Game ID 2076257513 starting - 2008-07-01 13:45:14
** Sarajevo [Hold 'em] (0.50|1.00 NL - $ Cash Game) Real Money

- Mar109 sitting in seat 1 with $493.42
- Mydadbeatsme sitting in seat 2 with $145.55
- robertekblom sitting in seat 3 with $84.58
- killmepls sitting in seat 4 with $120.28 [Dealer]
- kimpe-_- sitting in seat 5 with $99.00 [Sitting out]
- nistinipa sitting in seat 6 with $94.50

nistinipa posted the small blind - $0.50
Mar109 posted the big blind - $1.00
** Dealing card to Mydadbeatsme: K of c, Q of s
Mydadbeatsme raised - $4.00
robertekblom folded
killmepls called - $4.00
nistinipa called - $4.00
Mar109 folded

** Dealing the flop: 4 of s, 4 of c, K of s
nistinipa checked
Mydadbeatsme bet - $10.00
killmepls folded
nistinipa called - $10.00

** Dealing the turn: A of h
nistinipa checked
Mydadbeatsme bet - $20.00
nistinipa called - $20.00

** Dealing the river: 10 of d
nistinipa checked
Mydadbeatsme checked
nistinipa shows: 10 of s, A of d
Mydadbeatsme mucks: K of c, Q of s
nistinipa wins $70.00 from the main pot

End of game 2076257513
07-01-2008 , 01:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Wraths Unanimous
WOW WTF. The tables are so wicked bad right now. Where are all the donks!?
i know it was ******ed I quit 40 minutes into my session.
07-01-2008 , 02:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by kaby
Party Poker $400.00 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

MP: $654.40
Hero (CO): $406.00
BTN: $394.50
SB: $290.30
BB: $759.40
UTG: $823.00

Pre Flop: Hero is CO with K Q
UTG raises to $14, 1 fold, Hero calls $14, 1 fold, SB calls $12, 1 fold

Flop: ($46.00) T 2 T (3 players)
SB checks, UTG bets $30.00, Hero calls $30, SB folds

Turn: ($106.00) 8 (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $78.00, UTG calls $78

River: ($262.00) 3 (2 players)
UTG bets $418.00, Hero folds



thoughts? villain is standard 21/17 tag not too great but ok. he knows me (other forum) and knows that i play pretty aggro/spewtarded

someone?
07-01-2008 , 02:04 PM
Full Tilt Poker $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (CO): $206.30
BTN: $77.85
SB: $229.35
BB: $200.00
UTG: $244.25
MP: $40.70

Pre Flop: Hero is CO with 2 2
2 folds, Hero raises to $7, 1 fold, SB calls $6, 1 fold

Flop: ($16.00) 3 8 2 (2 players)
SB bets $14, Hero raises to $41, SB raises to $222.35 all in, Hero calls $158.30 all in

Turn: ($414.60) 6

River: ($414.60) 8

Spoiler:
Final Pot: $414.60
Hero shows 2d 2c (a full house, Twos full of Eights)
SB shows 8h 6h (a full house, Eights full of Sixes)
SB wins $411.60
(Rake: $3.00)


That's the start to July I need/
07-01-2008 , 02:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by kaby
someone?
unless you have some crazy history w/one another or have some sick read on him, i don't see how that's not a fold.
07-01-2008 , 02:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by kaby
someone?
I'd fold, I'd expect to see the Ahigh FD or a some kind of boat.
07-01-2008 , 02:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Magaca
Am i being to aggro on turn or are these both std valuebets? Help me SSNL!

Hand one is against a 30/0/2.6 fish
Hand 2 is against 32/13/5 fish

------------------
HAND #1
------------------

Party Poker, $0.25/$0.50 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

MP: $64.22
CO: $50.25
Hero (BTN): $78.88
SB: $125.51
BB: $53.50
UTG: $69.14

Pre-Flop: J T dealt to Hero (BTN)
UTG folds, MP calls $0.50, CO folds, Hero raises to $2.50, 2 folds, MP calls $2

Flop: ($5.75) 7 J 9 (2 Players)
MP checks, Hero bets $4.50, MP calls $4.50

Turn: ($14.75) T (2 Players)
MP checks, Hero bets $10, MP raises to $57.22 and is All-In, Hero folds

Results: $34.75 Pot
MP mucked and WON $80.24 (+$63.24 NET)




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HAND #2
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Party Poker, $0.25/$0.50 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

BB: $77.74
UTG: $53.22
Hero (MP): $61.88
CO: $125.26
BTN: $52.75
SB: $68.64

Pre-Flop: Q Q dealt to Hero (MP)
UTG folds, Hero raises to $2, CO calls $2, 3 folds

Flop: ($4.75) 9 8 5 (2 Players)
Hero bets $3.50, CO calls $3.50

Turn: ($11.75) K (2 Players)
Hero bets $7.50, CO raises to $18, Hero folds

Results: $26.75 Pot
CO mucked and WON $35.92 (+$22.92 NET)
Halp meh?
07-01-2008 , 02:13 PM
so from what i'm told, i heard the fish come out between 11pm-1am EST
07-01-2008 , 02:16 PM
Weeeeeee, what do you guys think about this line in general? Villain is a semi-aggressive reg.

Poker Stars $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

UTG: $534.25
CO: $243.00
BTN: $42.00
Hero (SB): $248.25
BB: $217.75

Pre Flop: Hero is SB with K K
2 folds, BTN raises to $6, Hero calls $5, BB raises to $24, 1 fold, Hero raises to $58, BB raises to $217.75 all in, Hero calls $159.75

Flop: ($441.50) 5 A 2 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: ($441.50) 6 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($441.50) Q (2 players - 1 is all in)

Spoiler:
Final Pot: $441.50
Hero shows Kc Kh (a pair of Kings)
BB shows Qs Qd (three of a kind, Queens)
BB wins $439.50
(Rake: $2.00)
07-01-2008 , 02:17 PM
im a computer noob....I have a new top of the line comp that obv has good enough stats to handle all my poker programs, last night i was trying to play 6 tables and run like 5 other programs and my comp kept freezing for like 5 seconds at a time, ive never had it do that before, ran the virus scan and it didnt pick up anything, anything else i can do?
07-01-2008 , 02:20 PM
check out the task manager and see what's hogging up all of your resources?

<Control><Alt><Delete> -> Task Manager
07-01-2008 , 02:22 PM
the only thing thats above 1 is system idle process thats 99, is that normal
07-01-2008 , 02:27 PM
sdfsldlgdfg **** me sally. i ****ing hate my piece of **** internet connection. ofc it only decides to go out after i 4-bet aces 150bb deep against an aggrodonk that's been felting any ****ing pair pre.

i really need to look into some kind of redundant connection. i'm thinking of maybe getting one of those mobile broadband cards and getting a router that can use it as my backup. anybody done something like this?
07-01-2008 , 02:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by rsxpunk
the only thing thats above 1 is system idle process thats 99, is that normal
yeah, that's normal. keep an eye on the task manager when your system freezes and see if anything changes. like one process hoggs all the CPU for a brief second.

If that doesn't work I'd close one application @ a time and see if it's causing the problem. if it isn't relaunch it and try quitting another app.
07-01-2008 , 02:31 PM
k thanks

      
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