oh, and nh Fonkey123.

No Q No Q No Q,,,,, YESSSS, wait wat?
Poker Stars $2/$4 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BTN/SB: $411.00
Hero (BB): $387.00

Pre Flop: ($6.00) Hero is BB with K K
BTN/SB raises to $12, Hero raises to $44, BTN/SB calls $32

Flop: ($88.00) 8 8 Q (2 players)
Hero bets $64, BTN/SB raises to $128, Hero raises to $343 all in, BTN/SB calls $215

Turn: ($774.00) 7 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($774.00) 6 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $774.00
BTN/SB shows 9 T (a straight, Six to Ten)
Hero shows K K (two pair, Kings and Eights)
BTN/SB wins $773.50
(Rake: $0.50)

I don't "berate" fish.

I DO engage in some banter with the more talkative fish. I will humor him and talk with him, talk trash to him, and sometimes even play back at him a little more than usual because this is what that kind of fish wants... not a boring table full of 12-tabling (and therefore slow to act), silent, folding hudbots.

And I didn't really care that dude left after taking my stack. He was on 2 other tables of mine and is a regular who I know will be back anyways, I know he wasn't hit & running. (In general I don't even mind hit & runs anyway). I felt like saying something sarcastic to him, because I am on a huge downswing (i.e. I suck at poker) and as a human being my emotions sometimes cause me to do things I wouldn't normally do. For the record, it was pretty harmless banter along the lines of "why sit out? it's clear you can't lose under any circumstances, so stick around and take all the money"

I generally dislike chatting at Eurolinx poker tables because the interface is so godawful.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jxq6ZS3ms8 lolol

It tilted me just reading that hand

That's alright BP, you see I know that the key to winning at HU is knowing how to value bet thin.

PokerStars Game #20020006362: Hold'em No Limit ($2/$4) - 2008/08/30 - 16:32:44 (ET)
Table 'Khryses V' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: RebuyFoolAA ($400 in chips)
Seat 2: BiatchPeople ($530 in chips)
BiatchPeople: posts small blind $2
RebuyFoolAA: posts big blind $4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RebuyFoolAA [9s Qs]
BiatchPeople: raises $8 to $12
RebuyFoolAA: calls $8
*** FLOP *** [7h 6s Jd]
RebuyFoolAA: checks
BiatchPeople: bets $20
RebuyFoolAA: raises $44 to $64
BiatchPeople: calls $44
*** TURN *** [7h 6s Jd] [2s]
RebuyFoolAA: checks
BiatchPeople: bets $96
RebuyFoolAA: raises $228 to $324 and is all-in
BiatchPeople: calls $228
*** RIVER *** [7h 6s Jd 2s] [7c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
RebuyFoolAA: shows [9s Qs] (a pair of Sevens)
BiatchPeople: mucks hand
RebuyFoolAA collected $799.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $800 | Rake $0.50
Board [7h 6s Jd 2s 7c]
Seat 1: RebuyFoolAA (big blind) showed [9s Qs] and won ($799.50) with a pair of Sevens
Seat 2: BiatchPeople (button) (small blind) mucked [8s 5s]

I'll make her taco pop if you know what I mean

god i want to eat her taco

Should I bet playing this any differently? Villain is a 17/14/1.5 nit. I suppose I could just call the turn, but does anyone ever fold trip aces? I'm unknown to him fwiw.

Full Tilt Poker, $1/$2 PL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

Hero (CO): $200
BTN: $213.40
SB: $200
BB: $256
UTG: $449.50
MP: $243.40

Pre-Flop: K A dealt to Hero (CO)
2 folds, Hero raises to $7, 2 folds, BB calls $5

Flop: ($15) T A A (2 Players)
BB checks, Hero bets $10, BB calls $10

Turn: ($35) 6 (2 Players)
BB bets $25, Hero raises to $80, BB calls $55

River: ($195) 2 (2 Players)
BB bets $159 and is All-In, Hero calls $103 and is All-In

Dude you have quads!!!

I usually call and pop em on the river though I doubt it makes much difference

snap

She looks so much hotter when she's not performing or whatever.

Too bad its the opposite with Nastia. She was so so so hot during olympics, then when you see her IRL it's like WTF? I jerked off to that!??!?

In my mind Olympic womens gymnastics is going 24/7

Was playing $2/4 for the first time last night kinda drunk..I was playing pretty laggy..everyone else seemed pretty tight..no stats on villain- he seemed to be playing a little aggressive but not out of line.. I hadn't tangled with villain yet..is this really bad?

Sorry no HH

I open 66 UTG ($14)..Villain calls in SB

Flop 1043r - Pot $32

I check behind

Turn 2

I bet $20 when checked to again...villain c/r to $63..Hero calls

River Q Pot-$158

Villain bets $120..is this an awful call here

First I think I should have just checked back turn. I was thinking I should protect my hand at the time but I think its ok to control the pot again..I was thinking villain must know I can't have that strong of a hand here so a c/r and river bet can get me off whatever I have..I thought he could be doing this with an Ax type hand that had a gutshot and some overs and I think the only strong made hands he can have here are sets/overpairs. Obviously I think everyone is trying to outplay me the first time I take a shot so I call down. Thoughts on turn and river play and his range?

K I was just checking, of course he has AT and I feel like an ass for paying off a nit

Edit: I suppose if I'm going to raise the turn then I have to be committed to stacking off, so maybe that's not a good raise on the turn then

i KNOW

I was looking at TitoTacos' stats today while playing with him and over like 2k hands he raises c-bets 25% of the time...wtf? How is this possible? Isn't he a good player?

Why is this bad?

I raise a lot of c-bets but am also pretty tight pre-flop; if I just call (don't 3-bet) pre then I have a hand that is going to continue on a ton of flops, and ppl really shouldn't be 3-betting a very loose range....yet they do. Kind of lol, really.

any of you guys seen the movie 'Shade'? watched it again a couple days ago and it's actually the funniest thing i've ever seen.


edit: that's waht the avatar is from

starkywarky where have you been my entire life maaan

what's normal and is it that important

there is no kiss emoticon on here

im getting really tired of playing breakeven poker... watching CR/DC... playing breakeven poker...reading 2p2... playing breakeven poker