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11-28-2009 , 05:11 AM
that sucks mate
11-28-2009 , 05:14 AM
it's quite possible that i just play bad
11-28-2009 , 07:23 AM
30 over par on Banff Springs first time ever playing Tiger 10 for the Wii. Ldo didn't do the tutorial and set everything on hard and never taking practice swings.
I played exatly one hole under par and it seems I'm fading on a lot of T-shots...progress report to follow later.
11-28-2009 , 11:54 AM
being too sick to study has its benefits. weeeeeeee minisesh



last hand of session, he had $360 when i sat down. i know, flop play is meh.

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $1(BB) Replayer
($242)
Hero ($260)

Dealt to Hero 7 6

Hero raises to $2, calls $1

FLOP ($4) 5 Q 3

checks, Hero bets $3, raises to $11, Hero calls $8

TURN ($26) 5 Q 3 8

bets $18, Hero calls $18

RIVER ($62) 5 Q 3 8 9

checks, Hero bets $44, raises to $211 (AI), Hero calls $167

shows 4 K
(Pre 58%, Flop 75.6%, Turn 75.0%)

Hero shows 7 6
(Pre 42%, Flop 24.4%, Turn 25.0%)

Hero wins $484
11-28-2009 , 12:02 PM
3 over par on the front 9 on the second try (only played front 9). Watching your own swing instead of looking at the monitor is kinda key :P
Also got a bonus award fro hitting the pin

Game is awesome so far, motion+ sensing is pretty great and 1 to 1. I also tried the included frisbee golf mode and it's pretty fun as well.
11-28-2009 , 02:04 PM
he had a straight

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $4(BB) Full Tilt
SB ($402)
Hero ($477)
UTG ($452)
CO ($400)
BTN ($694)

Dealt to Hero 3 K

UTG calls $4, fold, fold, fold, Hero checks

FLOP ($10) 6 7 T

Hero checks, UTG checks

TURN ($10) 6 7 T 4

Hero checks, UTG bets $8, Hero calls $8

RIVER ($26) 6 7 T 4 8

Hero checks, UTG bets $228, Hero raises to $465 (AI), UTG calls $212 (AI)

UTG shows 4 5
(Pre 42%, Flop 47.2%, Turn 68.2%)

Hero shows 3 K
(Pre 58%, Flop 52.8%, Turn 31.8%)

Hero wins $903
11-28-2009 , 02:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bilbo-san
Really fun to lose $2k on a day when games were so good that my cat could beat them
That's how I felt about my morning session.

Games were so good but I was getting floated by gutters and getting coolered and stuff all session.
11-28-2009 , 02:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by jaysu


seems like every day i play is like this
I mean.. I wonder why...

Quote:
Originally Posted by jaysu
**** me i didnt realize we were deep

****er has 16% 4 bet over 2100 hands anyway


Poker Stars $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

SB: $95.00
Hero (BB): $439.25
UTG: $91.75
MP: $200.00
CO: $358.85
BTN: $527.75

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is BB with Q A
3 folds, BTN raises to $6, 1 fold, Hero raises to $22, BTN raises to $56, Hero raises to $439.25 all in, BTN calls $383.25

Flop: ($879.50) T 9 3 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: ($879.50) K (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($879.50) 8 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $879.50
Hero shows Q A (high card Ace)
BTN shows A A (a pair of Aces)
BTN wins $876.50
(Rake: $3.00)
11-28-2009 , 02:52 PM
I lol'd, how does a 71/0 flop quads and FTP of course gives me a straight

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $4(BB) Full Tilt
SB ($518)
Hero ($424)
UTG ($133)
CO ($645)
BTN ($204)

Dealt to Hero 3 5

fold, fold, BTN calls $4, SB calls $2, Hero checks

FLOP ($12) J 2 J

SB checks, Hero bets $8, BTN calls $8, SB folds

TURN ($28) J 2 J 4

Hero bets $16, BTN calls $16

RIVER ($60) J 2 J 4 A

Hero bets $55, BTN raises to $176 (AI), Hero calls $121

Hero shows 3 5
(Pre 21%, Flop 0.0%, Turn 0.0%)

BTN shows J J
(Pre 79%, Flop 100.0%, Turn 100.0%)

BTN wins $410
11-28-2009 , 02:56 PM
give me some more cool screenname, then ill combine something together.
11-28-2009 , 03:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by n4rf
I lol'd, how does a 71/0 flop quads and FTP of course gives me a straight

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $4(BB) Full Tilt
SB ($518)
Hero ($424)
UTG ($133)
CO ($645)
BTN ($204)

Dealt to Hero 3 5

fold, fold, BTN calls $4, SB calls $2, Hero checks

FLOP ($12) J 2 J

SB checks, Hero bets $8, BTN calls $8, SB folds

TURN ($28) J 2 J 4

Hero bets $16, BTN calls $16

RIVER ($60) J 2 J 4 A

Hero bets $55, BTN raises to $176 (AI), Hero calls $121

Hero shows 3 5
(Pre 21%, Flop 0.0%, Turn 0.0%)

BTN shows J J
(Pre 79%, Flop 100.0%, Turn 100.0%)

BTN wins $410
Games have been amazing the past couple days though.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Nitrub
give me some more cool screenname, then ill combine something together.
If it's for poker, something fishy. MichaelJ23, GooooTitAAns, SacramentoKKings, etc. Don't try and be funny, everyone knows you're a regular.
11-28-2009 , 03:04 PM
once played halo against these 3 characters, probably the only 3 handles i remember from my halo days

FecesPete
TittyCity
DrJerkoff
11-28-2009 , 03:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by thac
Games have been amazing the past couple days though.
oh without a doubt - the best I've seen them in a long time


I shat my boxers when I realized what I did here

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $4(BB) Replayer
SB ($412)
BB ($400)
UTG ($453)
Hero ($625)
CO ($486)
BTN ($400)

Dealt to Hero K T

fold, Hero raises to $14, CO calls $14, fold, fold, fold

FLOP ($34) 7 3 2

Hero bets $420, CO folds

Hero shows K T

Hero wins $32.30
11-28-2009 , 03:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by thac
I mean.. I wonder why...
yes yes thac, i always play like this, even before a -35 buyin month, HU 4 rollz easy money for you?? i am a very charitable person

besides AQs is the nuts, he just sucked out ldo
11-28-2009 , 03:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by jaysu
yes yes thac, i always play like this, even before a -35 buyin month, HU 4 rollz easy money for you?? i am a very charitable person

besides AQs is the nuts, he just sucked out ldo
It's not just that one hand, its the fact that you're so unaware that you're 200bb deep that you're probably unaware of a LOT of other things at the table.
11-28-2009 , 03:28 PM
easy everyone
11-28-2009 , 03:31 PM
sorry.
11-28-2009 , 03:33 PM
Full Tilt Poker $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BB: $282.85
Hero (UTG): $246.00
CO: $204.00
BTN: $244.00
SB: $346.40

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is UTG with J A
Hero raises to $7, 2 folds, SB calls $6, 1 fold

Flop: ($16.00) A 7 6 (2 players)
SB bets $10, Hero calls $10

Turn: ($36.00) A (2 players)
SB bets $22, Hero raises to $80, SB calls $58

River: ($196.00) 2 (2 players)
SB bets $66, Hero raises to $149 all in, SB calls $83

Spoiler:
Final Pot: $494.00
Hero shows Js Ah (three of a kind, Aces)
SB mucks 5d 4d
Hero wins $491.00
(Rake: $3.00)
11-28-2009 , 03:37 PM
was a joke, i am bad at HU anyway thac would take all my money
11-28-2009 , 03:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by jaysu
**** me i didnt realize we were deep

****er has 16% 4 bet over 2100 hands anyway[/B]
sorry, but you realize him having a 16% 4bet means absolutely nothing over this sample right?
11-28-2009 , 03:46 PM
over 2,100 hands it means nothing? its a hell of a lot higher than anyone else i have over that sample, but good for all you full tilt players who can data mine and look at stats over hundreds of thousands. and as if anyone EVER 3 bet/folds AQs button vs blinds for 100bbs so it was standardo
11-28-2009 , 03:48 PM
what's his fold to 3bet and BTN open %?

and no one on ftp can mine

you can't just be like oh stats say xxx, JAM (I realize it was a mistake to jam 200bb, I'm not talking about this one specific situation. It's a spot that a lot of people tend to just make stupid decisions based on some small discrepancy they see in a stat)
11-28-2009 , 03:51 PM
i don't know, it was probably like 55% and 28%, but i don't even remember who it was, i wasn't playing my best, late at night, eyes hurt, have a cold, but i chose to play anyway.

i don't really want any poker advice, i only posted it because then it is less likely that i will do it again after people ridicule me

anyway my 4 bet is lower than his over 70k hands and i 4 bet bluff a huge amount, so there is no way he just got AA like 40 times in that sample and got 3 bet
11-28-2009 , 05:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by n4rf
sorry, but you realize him having a 16% 4bet means absolutely nothing over this sample right?
exaggerate much? means quite a bit akshually
11-28-2009 , 05:08 PM
i'm still tilted from last night so no one get your feelings hurt over how ridiculous i am

      
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