I HAVE TO POOP

laptop ftw!

just got done pooping






while on my laptop reading this thread






it was great

earlier, i played 10 hands and made $190 while poopin! i was also talking to austin on aim at the time!

if you also made a phone call during that time, i think you win life.

No more poop talk!

i only text, email, and bbm.


so i dont win at life

squizzell choo chooing 200NL

hey we all run the streets in our own special ways

damn mah boy now has 1300 buyins online!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

can you guys please help start 50bb tables i feel like i started like half of all the ones running tn and not a single reg sat to help start. Now I certainly don't mind playing fish hu but it's annoying to have to sit there and wait 20+ minutes for one person to finally join. Just make a conscious effort to start 2 50bb min tables every time you start a session stars SSNL can be a better place for everyone*

*except shortdonks who should all be shipped to an island where they have to play 20bb stacks for their lives

lol

who are you on stars?

darossman

anyone know who cray0ns is? he told me like 6 months ago but i have since forgotten. if it's not outted, a PM would make me happy.

My name is Alex I like ||||||||||||||||||||||||D~~~~

MY NAME IS AUSTIN I LIKE BIG MAN PP

im ivan and im queer

ofishstix (12:01:46 AM): suppsoedly if you mix jizz
ofishstix (12:01:48 AM): and ginger
ofishstix (12:01:51 AM): and drink it
ofishstix (12:01:53 AM): youll trip

12:02:12 AM queerface: damn
12:02:14 AM queerface: dont have ginger

Can everyone plz do me a favor and if you see "Staniz" playing to tell him to shut the hell up? He's berating like the biggest fish I've come across tonight for stacking off AQo for 200BB's against his KK and winning.

Poker Stars $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

MP: $232.00
CO: $395.35
BTN: $201.35
SB: $220.15
BB: $724.05
Hero (UTG): $200.35

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is UTG with 3 3
Hero raises to $8, 1 fold, CO raises to $28, 2 folds, BB raises to $77, 1 fold, CO raises to $395.35 all in, BB calls $318.35

Flop: ($799.70) 4 9 6 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: ($799.70) 6 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($799.70) A (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $799.70
CO shows A Q (two pair, Aces and Sixes)
BB shows K K (two pair, Kings and Sixes)
CO wins $796.70
(Rake: $3.00)

Also.. 72 is the nuts lol.

Poker Stars $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

SB: $476.95
BB: $200.00
UTG: $200.00
MP: $200.00
CO: $229.00
Hero (BTN): $721.20

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is BTN with 7 9
1 fold, MP raises to $8, 1 fold, Hero calls $8, 1 fold, BB calls $6

Flop: ($25.00) 2 9 7 (3 players)
BB checks, MP bets $23, Hero raises to $66, BB raises to $192 all in, MP folds, Hero calls $126

Turn: ($432.00) Q (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($432.00) Q (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $432.00
BB shows 7 2 (two pair, Queens and Sevens)
Hero shows 7 9 (two pair, Queens and Nines)
Hero wins $429.00
(Rake: $3.00)

browerkid always beats me. i PROBABLY need to fold here (or lead flop ldo) but i figured it was the only hand he ever has


Poker Stars $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em - 4 players
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peedsster35 (BB): $242.15
browerkid (CO): $409.50
dasexydude (BTN): $220.30
Hero (SB): $274.85

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is SB with J A
browerkid raises to $7, 1 fold, Hero calls $6, 1 fold

Flop: ($16.00) J 8 7 (2 players)
Hero checks, browerkid checks

Turn: ($16.00) 3 (2 players)
Hero bets $12, browerkid raises to $34, Hero calls $22

River: ($84.00) 3 (2 players)
Hero checks, browerkid bets $52, Hero calls $52

Final Pot: $188.00
browerkid shows 3 3 (four of a kind, Threes)
Hero mucks J A
browerkid wins $186.00
(Rake: $2.00)

i saw squizzel shortstacking nl200, rumor is hes busto.

How did he want you to play this hand differently

Berate my fold.
Villain and I have a relevant history. We are both running like 25/20 ~ 27/22. Its bccanada.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (6 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

Hero (CO) ($415.90)
Button ($79.20)
SB ($17.10)
BB ($100)
UTG ($129.10)
MP ($109.45)

Preflop: Hero is CO with Q, Q
1 fold, MP bets $4, Hero raises to $12, 3 folds, MP calls $8

Flop: ($25.50) 9, 6, 10 (2 players)
MP checks, Hero bets $19, MP raises to $54, Hero folds

Total pot: $63.50 | Rake: $3