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07-12-2009 , 12:09 AM
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Originally Posted by brokekid
lol, silly rabbit.. standard imo.
I could post so many hands like that over the past 3 months you guys would forget all about the squizzel/wake closet locked fagorama.
07-12-2009 , 12:26 AM
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Originally Posted by brokekid
if he stacked qx he would have lost monies to rake... which wouldn't be a stack now would it? unless getting your stack back is "getting stacked" lol.
He means to get a lot more in on the turn when he has bare Qs crushed
07-12-2009 , 01:48 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by OSUGreg1983
I could post so many hands like that over the past 3 months you guys would forget all about the squizzel/wake closet locked fagorama.
Now, now, you're talking about 2 faces of the future of poker here, let's be realistic.
07-12-2009 , 01:59 AM
im busto...hehehe vacation time guys...much <3


ooo and i highly reccomend Bruno
07-12-2009 , 02:33 AM
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Originally Posted by hockeyav
He means to get a lot more in on the turn when he has bare Qs crushed
umm... even if he raised it to pot a queen would call anyway... who is going to fold their Q high straight on the turn to a meh psb?

Quote:
Originally Posted by dstazy100
im busto...hehehe vacation time guys...much <3


ooo and i highly reccomend Bruno
damn damn damn damn damn... i do not want to see that movie but my family wants to see that movie... hell, i turned off borat half way through because it was too stupid to watch... or maybe a was a little tilted... i dunno.
07-12-2009 , 02:40 AM
Poker Stars $3.00+$0.30 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t100/t200 Blinds - 9 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

MP2: t6250 M = 20.83
CO: t5630 M = 18.77
BTN: t3525 M = 11.75
Hero (SB): t3470 M = 11.57
BB: t4420 M = 14.73
UTG: t8020 M = 26.73
UTG+1: t12685 M = 42.28
UTG+2: t2925 M = 9.75
MP1: t3150 M = 10.50

Pre Flop: (t300) Hero is SB with A A
2 folds, UTG+2 raises to t1000, 4 folds, Hero raises to t1999, 1 fold, UTG+2 raises to t2925 all in, Hero calls t926

Flop: (t6050) 9 6 K (2 players - 1 is all in)
Hero says "dont do it"

Turn: (t6050) 3 (2 players - 1 is all in)
Hero says "omfg"

River: (t6050) 7 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t6050
Hero shows A A (a pair of Aces)
UTG+2 shows K 3 (two pair, Kings and Threes)
UTG+2 wins t6050
07-12-2009 , 03:22 AM
brokekid, I have to say I admire your efforts to be the worst poster ITT. You have some stiff competition tho.
07-12-2009 , 04:28 AM
If I pot the turn everything but a queen folds. If I bet 1/2-2/3 I'm getting value from many other weak 1 and 2 pair type hands as well as any seven or clubs.

Of course if I knew he had a queen I would have simply jammed.
07-12-2009 , 04:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Brian O'Nolan
brokekid, I have to say I admire your efforts to be the worst poster ITT. You have some stiff competition tho.
I try my worst haha


Quote:
Originally Posted by OSUGreg1983
If I pot the turn everything but a queen folds. If I bet 1/2-2/3 I'm getting value from many other weak 1 and 2 pair type hands as well as any seven or clubs.

Of course if I knew he had a queen I would have simply jammed.
yeah, which is why i said standard...
07-12-2009 , 05:47 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by dstazy100
im busto...hehehe vacation time guys...much <3


ooo and i highly reccomend Bruno

nice! gonna go see that tomorrow.

<3
07-12-2009 , 07:48 AM
who the hell is xxxxxplayondrugsxx?
07-12-2009 , 08:39 AM
lol @ the SNE hongzhong ( sser) playing 25NL... countdown to busto....
07-12-2009 , 09:27 AM
Ya I went to see Bruno with my mom, my sister, her friend and her friends mom and I highly reccomend not doing this. It was prett much like I went to see an x rated gay Porno with my mom lol. Still funny as hell though lol
07-12-2009 , 09:28 AM
I dont know whats funnier, squizzels posts or the way most ppl in the thread react to them. It must be an american thing of which wake is the epitome of
07-12-2009 , 09:41 AM
why the hell am i up at 6:41 am?
07-12-2009 , 09:42 AM
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Originally Posted by brokekid
why the hell am i up at 6:41 am?
i guess you couldnt sleep anymore at 6:35am
07-12-2009 , 09:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Spurious
i guess you couldnt sleep anymore at 6:35am
I haven't went to sleep in the past 30 hours... i guess i gotta force myself to sleep the fun way looool.
07-12-2009 , 11:09 AM
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Originally Posted by ImpulseKid
I dont know whats funnier, squizzels posts or the way most ppl in the thread react to them. It must be an american thing of which wake is the epitome of
its just too much fun not to **** with these kids reactions are gold everytime.
07-12-2009 , 11:12 AM
i will lose 700$ in tournaments today. im going to play every of them for 3h to bust 100 ppl left before the cash. FML
07-12-2009 , 12:49 PM
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Originally Posted by squizzel
its just too much fun not to **** with these kids reactions are gold everytime.
Lol obv you got bullied/picked on in highschool
07-12-2009 , 01:49 PM
Poker Stars $2000+$100 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t100/t200 Blinds - 9 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

UTG: t6862 M = 22.87
UTG+1: t2150 M = 7.17
UTG+2: t3060 M = 10.20
MP1: t1795 M = 5.98
MP2: t2715 M = 9.05
Hero (CO): t3490 M = 11.63
BTN: t1923 M = 6.41
SB: t4120 M = 13.73
BB: t885 M = 2.95

Pre Flop: (t300) Hero is CO with A Q
UTG raises to t425, 4 folds, Hero calls t425, 3 folds

Flop: (t1150) 8 8 A (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets t800, UTG raises to t2000, Hero raises to t3065 all in, UTG calls t1065

Turn: (t7280) J (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t7280) Q (2 players - 1 is all in)

Spoiler:
Final Pot: t7280
UTG shows 5d Kd (a flush, Ace high)
Hero shows Ah Qh (two pair, Aces and Queens)
UTG wins t7280
07-12-2009 , 02:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by dstazy100
Lol obv you got bullied/picked on in highschool
obv your a busto wannabe who lies about being up $100k in 3 months, when infact you made ****all. The only record of your play is 500k hands on stars being up 1pt at $40k. and being down $12k on full tilt. So your up $28k+ rakeback in over 600k hands. When asked for proof you just sherk it off and use sarcasm. If you werent a ****faced liar you would go out your way to show me your "secret" id's and prove me wrong. Obv you are FOS. You are a pro bull****er.
07-12-2009 , 02:50 PM
Good one sir lol I'm out of my bragging stage cause it always bites you in the ass and prooving something to a worthless pos doesn't do me any good lol once again have fun breaking even at 2/4...LOL. Sincerly, pro bull****ter
07-12-2009 , 02:58 PM
yeah your response just validates everything i just said. wp sir.

So your denying claiming u made 100k in 3months now?
07-12-2009 , 03:02 PM
Lol if I have to proove myself when I get back to make you jelous guess il have to ..sorry I don't grind 200nl... making 30k a month at 400nl and higher is very realistic

      
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