cards: 513
Prize(s) won to date: Cash: $ 63
Points: 2350
Freerolls: 2

have started running normal in this promo :l

lol, cant believe cbhelten is a winning player

wow so tilt right now.. worst tilt session ever, so many fishes and I lost one buyin on another...

i lost 2bi vs a 80/10 with 100%cbet and 100% doublebarrell over 100 hands with FH vs quads mahhhhhhhhhmahhhhhhhhhhhh



my new screenname is fogidabowdit BTW

haha yeah

thoughts on dontbetlol ?

Fish < cbhelten < solid regulars

he was awesome like 2-3 months ago apparently?

Is it me or are things getting a little tougher these days?

I'm introducing a new concept into the pokerworld: testosterone-tilt

Definition?:
A state of tilt, caused by enormous amounts of testosterone running through one's body


What causes it?:
Watching porn while playing poker


Explain more?:
When a person is bored but decides to play poker anyway, that person tries to battle the boredom - usually by not wanting to invest too much energy (e.g. getting out of the chair and going out for a walk), the person goes for the easiest solution: pornography


But I watch porn all the time and have never suffered from testosterone tilt (TT)?:
True in same rare cases. However, if the person is playing on a table w a huge spewmonkey fish to his left who 3bets nearly 100% of the time and they eventually get it in w KK v AA, the person has a 95% chance of being struck by TT.
Also, natural spewmonkeys tend to suffer from TT more than normal people.


What happens then?
One goes into e-peen wars and loses vast amounts of money

Examples below:

Party Poker $200.00 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

SB: $81.30
BB: $279.97
UTG: $131.84
MP: $505.72
CO: $365.78
Hero (BTN): $211.05

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is BTN with 6 8
2 folds, CO raises to $6, Hero raises to $20, 2 folds, CO raises to $48, Hero calls $28

Flop: ($99.00) A 5 6 (2 players)
CO bets $40.00, Hero calls $40

Turn: ($179.00) 9 (2 players)
CO bets $277.78, Hero calls $123.05 all in

River: ($425.10) 3 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $425.10
CO shows T T
CO wins $422.10
(Rake: $3.00)


Party Poker $200.00 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (BB): $203.00
UTG: $203.00
CO: $468.00
BTN: $484.79
SB: $201.00

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is BB with T K
2 folds, BTN raises to $6, 1 fold, Hero raises to $20, BTN raises to $56, Hero raises to $203, BTN calls $147

Flop: ($407.00) T 8 9 (2 players)

Turn: ($407.00) 7 (2 players)

River: ($407.00) 8 (2 players)

Final Pot: $407.00
BTN shows Q Q
BTN wins $405.00
(Rake: $2.00)



Party Poker $200.00 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (BTN): $291.00
SB: $201.00
BB: $200.00
UTG: $688.99
MP: $198.04
CO: $200.00

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is BTN with T A
2 folds, CO raises to $6, Hero calls $6, SB raises to $24, 2 folds, Hero calls $18

Flop: ($56.00) 3 K 6 (2 players)
SB bets $39.90, Hero raises to $267, SB calls $137.10 all in

Turn: ($410.00) K (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($410.00) 8 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $410.00
Hero shows T A
SB shows 6 K
SB wins $407.00
(Rake: $3.00)


Party Poker $200.00 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (BTN): $200.00
SB: $444.00
BB: $200.41
UTG: $252.04
CO: $209.25

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is BTN with J K
UTG raises to $8, 1 fold, Hero raises to $28, 2 folds, UTG raises to $252.04, Hero calls $172 all in

Flop: ($403.00) 9 Q 4 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: ($403.00) Q (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($403.00) Q (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $403.00
Hero shows J K
UTG shows K A
UTG wins $0.00
UTG wins $401.00
(Rake: $2.00)


What can be done about it?
Masturbating.


Is its effect immediately visible?
Yes.

Masturbation occured at around hand 410.




Can this be avoided somehow?
Yes. Stop being a lazy bastard and go out and do something whenever you are not in the mood to play / bored.

do you speak about a specific thing or just in general

Just a feeling in general. I had it before though and it was just a lean spell. Hard to say for sure at the minute.

NL200 is pretty easy

Great feedback.

lol fussie, post that in BBV
and that are some awfull hands :O
next time just give me the money

Just had a look on PTR at vvv. Ouch! 30 BI d/s if all at 200NL.

Running bad or playing bad mate?

is not so ugly like on ptr dont know why they took only losing hands but anyway i am playing very bad after reading one ebook, i am a spew monkey- too many 3bets vs regs ooop, never folding dont know why i call every bet and always when i am +3-4 bi i feel is too few and after some beats i always ended at -3-4 bi...
ihave a big problem with many buy ins lost at the end of sessions(see my graph)

i ll try until friday(i ll leave in a holiday) to repair at least the biggest problem (knowing when to stop) and making more then 3.5k / month what i have now ...
p.s. if u saw other leaks this month u are welcome to pm me :P

I looked through some of your hands and I was really surprised but then again, you are de man, and who am I to comment.

Why did you feel the need to change your game when you were crushing?

Who's e-book was it mate?

- i dont understand myself either why i changed and why i insist making same mistakes i know i do... probably the summer is the reason
- andrew seidman

I honestly think/thought Baluga Whale is/was the best coach out there. I have been very tempted to buy his book. Would you not recommend it or do you think you are misinterpreting it's concepts?

second part. the book is very good.

so much tilt and so many bad players... omg
-5BI day

yeah i tilted to the worst regular evvveerrrrrrr **** i'm mad.

I waited until today and revealed them all at once. And 'free card' is the most bull**** prize I've ever seen. It's a "gamblers who like gambling and not winning" gimmick.

Number of cards accumulated to date: 241 (200 cards and 41 free cards)
Prize(s) won to date: Cash: $ 59
Points: 800
Freerolls: 2

800 points ~ $120

Total winnings : $179

Pretty pathetic promotion considering how many points I earned.

I don't think 200NL is tougher personally. I am also running bad, but in reality, it is 200nl and the regs make tons of mistakes IMO.

BTW, vegas was awesome as usual, rehab pool party w/ cabana, XS, Tryst, bottle service every night, expensive (1800 in 3 nights ) but now I'm refreshed again to start playing this week. See you back at the tables this week in full force

Number of cards accumulated to date: 161
Prize(s) won to date: Cash: $ 25
Points: 150
Freerolls: 2


most ridiculous promo ever, no way I had 1/3 prizes, even with the freecards
whats up with freecards anyway????
oh u didn't win a prize but u get a freecard
maybe I'll win something with that
nope, no prize

and apparently, the city of Leuven decides to get some breaking open the road done in front of my student house the day before my exam at 8 in the morning, thanks guys

/rant