you both are total monkeys, that hand surpises me in no way

I'd rather be shoving 52 there than calling 77 thats for sure

anyone on here played on carbon? just curious

do i only have 1 month to complete 10k status pts for diamond on AP?

yes

Oh Carrot i love how you hand out statements, but never any advice. You're so helpful. Please tell me you would never ever shove that turn, given it was the perfect bluff card.

Also, you havent played with me at all to ever know how I play to call me a monkey i'm practically a nit. Moreover it bewilders me you still post in ssnl when you have played hsnl for so long now.

in short fu *******

looks ok to me

I wrot a buneh co stuff out but it was drunk rdambling, so lol is all I can say or sure

I don't understand why you are so hateful towards carrot's comment. Seems kind of dumb to me, especially if you ever want to receive advice from one of the best NLH players on AP.

I think the new update has derailed this thread from its main focus on how ridiculously I play.

Man i was pretty coherent considering my state

Anyone having any issues on Cake today? I had to quit my session because it wouldn't allow me to top off my stack on any of the tables. When I tried it was just freezing everything up and putting me on mega tilt.

Please Cake add an auto top off!

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I'm getting a "waiting for server response" message when I try and fire up the software

Yeah, I emailed support and they said there are some kind of technical issues that they're working on. Apparently it should be resolved soon.

Wow this has me so tilted.

DisAgree.... Carrotsnake is the biggest douche on ap.

he's not even close to the biggest douche on ap.

He's not the biggest douche on AP, but i'd love to see these helpful posts. All I ever see is a bunch of one liners with no explanation for fear someone might get a read on his game.

pure - couple of things
I've played with boro a lot. I've seen quite a few hands from you from people I've coached/helped/talked to. You both do monkeyish things. I don't see why thats a big deal to say. Have you ever seen me play? Ask casade or porter or any of the 5/10 regs. I'm a huge ****ing ape.
I probably am a douche, whatever Schoco, your still the guy who for 30 minutes followed me around to table block, so lol at whatever you have to say
As for posting stuff besides 1 line sentences, I post cuz I enjoy witty comments making fun of a few of my friends on here. Thats where most of them are made and I have no problem with that. But when I used to post strat, I got ridiculed often(deservedly so) and whenever I have since then it just seems useless cuz either the same hting happens or whatever. I just don't find it enjoyable to post useful comments about poker on these boards. Maybe that makes me annoying, and if so, I'll just stop posting any strat period, which should be the case anyway, god knows how I haven't been banned yet .

Can you link to the last strat post you've made? You're good at poker I hear, but pretty much a troll on the forum.

didn't I just admit that?

wait so because someone admits something it can't be said again? cnfused face.

Bump to this.... any one ?

lol, HEM and cake do not mix, the graphs won't work

sweet thanks man,that's what I thought, just wanted some confirmation about that, I won't pay attention to them then.