Congrats sir.

sixf

i wash myself with a rag on a stick

sn?

spiveydinho on ftp is spivey on 2+2

spiveydinho, go die in a grease fire, kill yourself, you suck at poker

i really need to stop tilting

SUPRISE!!!

I suck at cards so much that I had to suspend my account for 3 days to get off lifetilt

but im such a degen i just used rb money on stars to start a nl50 roll lOALOALOl

woo for showing up on the datamine

Haha, I totally misclick owned you yesterday. JJ vs AK for 200BB stacks. LOL.

Sorry about that. Why don't you play fewer tables until you get your **** together again. Being a 16 tabling HUDbot can't be all that good when your game is messed up. I'm sure you'll get back on track soon enough.

Also, banned chat explains lack of beratement.

are notes not saving for anyone else?

New promotion: Race to the Main Event. Which look like freerolls where winners get WSOP Main Event seats. I'm not really interested in that but there are implications for the cash game player.

If you earn 3000 ftp points in a week you would get entry into this freeroll which you don't have to take. You can choose to take 75 Iron Medals instead. Promotion runs for 16 weeks. If you earned 3k pts each week you'd get 1200 medals which have a value of about $225.

Hey bitches recommend me a good, widely-known NL200 coach plz.

I have a good one right now but would like to try something different for a session or two.

me

Srsly?

so who here enjoys berating metopia the 100nl shortstacker

nah, i don't coach. a reasonably priced coach, i'd say willw9 if he still coaches. of course if i really wanted a coach i'd just pm hotbacon a bunch until he either ignores me or coaches me.

Who is gnomeontilt? everytime i sit at any of your tables you insta leave.

hahah are you le ti ga
you were following me around today which is lol
but i stayed at a few of your tables if i had position on a fish but theres really no need to get 3bet a ****ton and play with like 3 regs and a semi-fish
table selection ftw

C'moonnnnn MARCH!!!!!

I just like annoying people. Cant belive you didnt 4bet me once out of about 100 times.

congrats, and good luck. kids are hard.

i think i did a few times the other night when i playing spewy against you?

<3 you blackize!

As a sidenote I have no idea what the hell DoctaBluff is doing here. I've had him pegged as very solid, any other thoughts? (on him, not the hand here, this is a stupid standard I hate shortstackers hand)

Full Tilt Poker Game #5459395149: Table Escada (6 max) - $1/$2 - No Limit Hold'em - 16:56:12 ET - 2008/03/01
Seat 1: foureveraces ($118)
Seat 2: Zimmer4141 ($508.40)
Seat 3: Flairty ($67.25)
Seat 4: keaholenursery ($137.30)
Seat 5: Blackize ($40)
Seat 6: DoctaBluff ($203.95)
DoctaBluff posts the small blind of $1
foureveraces posts the big blind of $2
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Zimmer4141 [As Kd]
Zimmer4141 raises to $7
Flairty calls $7
keaholenursery folds
Blackize raises to $40, and is all in
DoctaBluff calls $39
foureveraces folds
Zimmer4141 has 15 seconds left to act
Zimmer4141 raises to $508.40, and is all in
Flairty folds
DoctaBluff adds $36.05
DoctaBluff folds
Zimmer4141 shows [As Kd]
Blackize shows [Qs Ah]
Uncalled bet of $468.40 returned to Zimmer4141
*** FLOP *** [7s 4c Qd]
*** TURN *** [7s 4c Qd] [8h]
*** RIVER *** [7s 4c Qd 8h] [4h]
Zimmer4141 shows a pair of Fours
Blackize shows two pair, Queens and Fours
Blackize wins the pot ($126) with two pair, Queens and Fours
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $129 | Rake $3
Board: [7s 4c Qd 8h 4h]
Seat 1: foureveraces (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: Zimmer4141 showed [As Kd] and lost with a pair of Fours
Seat 3: Flairty folded before the Flop
Seat 4: keaholenursery didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: Blackize (button) showed [Qs Ah] and won ($126) with two pair, Queens and Fours
Seat 6: DoctaBluff (small blind) folded before the Flop

lol qft