For those of you who missed it,
part 1 is here.
Ike, I apologize, this isn't about health insurance (coming soon, though), but it mentions it
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OK, so as some of you know, I'm old. I'm not, really, but guys that
are like, 19, and spend most of their time at school and hanging out
on the internet don't get much exposure to people over 25, so you tend
to think that you all live in some version of a Logan's Run universe
where people over 30 are killed off. That in itself is a cultural
reference that y'all are probably too young to get, so here's the link.
By the way, if you check that out and are really confused as to why
that movie has some kind of cult status, trust me, it's not a
generation gap thing. Pretty bad movie. I got no clue. Maybe
in 30 years no one will have any clue why we liked Superbad either.
Anyway, there's a bunch of **** I wish I had done when I was younger
but didn't because no one told me to.
Oh, WAIT, snap, a bunch of people told me to do this **** ALL THE
****ING TIME. The real reason I didn't do it is because I was, like,
18, and I was pretty sure that everyone over 30 had been killed off,
so whatever old dude was telling me these things was obviously some
criminal on the run from the law that I dare not pay attention to.
I made a Pooh-Bah post once but don't remember ever making a Carpal
Tunnel one. And in the cheese thread a while ago, someone said that I was
like the crazy uncle that knew a bunch of random ****, so, in the hope that
some of you are more willing to trust me than your aunts and uncles and
parents and stuff (I am, after all, way cooler), I've got a list of some ****
that all of you really need to start doing now. I'll even try to prove it in
some EV terms.
You may have recently heard that the value of a college degree isn't what it used to be.
Bull****. Bull**** propagated by Journalists who don't get economics. Here's why.
Basically, it used to be possible to earn a decent living with a high
school degree, and a college degree was a very good investment.
However, recently, the value of a high school degree has plummetted.
Nowadays, a college degree isn't an investment, it's basically become
the minimum bar.
From the 2006 U.S. Census:
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Adults age 18 and older with a bachelor’s degree earned an average of
$51,554 in 2004, while those with a high school diploma earned
$28,645, according to new tabulations released today by the
U.S. Census Bureau. Those without a high school diploma earned an
average of $19,169.
...advanced-degree holders made an average of $78,093.
2 things are notable about the above. First, a college degree doesn't
get you a lot of scratch, but it's still around the median
U.S. income, whereas the high school degree gets you an income that
basically makes you poor. Second, a collage degree is worth 1.8 times
as much as a high school degree, but a high school degree is worth
only 1.5 times as much as being a drop out.
And there's one little, teeny, tiny detail that this data leaves out:
health insurance. Virtually
every one of those $28,645/yr jobs
comes with
no health insurance. And let me tell you, health
insurance is ****ing expensive if you have to get it yourself.
Basically, if you ever get cancer (and 80%, yes, EIGHTY ****ING
PERCENT, of males will get prostate cancer at some point), you will
not be able to afford the drugs or treatment you will need without the
insurance.
Yes, I mean you, NL600 reg, even with your hourly win rate. Trust me,
you do NOT want to pay this **** out of pocket.
NOTE: I am not trying to say that you need a day job because of the health insurance. I am just pointing out that difference between the salaries of the high-schooler and the college grad are indeed much bigger than they appear. By the way, if you are a poker pro and aren't covered by your parents, get health insurance. No, really. Now.
Here's another teeny detail that the census data leaves out: College
grads live longer. A high-school dropout is 4.4 times more likely
than a college grad to die prematurely. This is predominantly from
accidents, suicides, and cancer. If you think about this hard, it
shouldn't be difficult to put 2 + 2 together; jobs for high-schoolers
and dropouts are blue-collar jobs. Work place accidents will be more
common, bodily wear and tear from labor-intensive work will have an effect on
your health, and lack of health insurance will keep you from visiting
the doc to find/identify health problems before it's too late.
So, the lower life expectancy means not only that you earn half as
much per year, you also earn fewer years of it (putting aside any
attempt to quantify the economic value of simply being alive).
And there's another, BIG detail, that the census data leaves out:
College grads tend to advance in their careers, and earn wage
increases over a lifetime that outpace inflation. High school grads,
on the other hand, tend to work in unionized environments or labor
intensive jobs without advancing their careers.
In poker terms, variance among high-school grads earnings is very low,
and variance among college-grads is very high (and correllated
directly with age/experience). That is, your average 50-year old high
school grad probably earns $30k, but your average 50-year old college
grad may earn $80k, not $50k. I'd also love to see gender accounted
for: college graduate women are far more likely to earn $0 (because
they are married to wealthier spouses and have a higher household
income and can
afford to stay at home with the kids), which
further accentuates that the earnings ceiling is far, far higher for a
college grad.
I know some of you are dropping out of college because you are earning
3 times (or more) what a college grad makes. I seriously urge you to
reconsider. Anyone who can beat NL100+ is absolutely, positively,
smart enough to earn a college degree. In fact, I can pretty much
guarantee you that you are smarter than the average person who gets a
college degree. In particular, you are smart in the way that
really matters: the ability to think anlytically. Critical
thinking is a skill set that, frankly, 90% of undergraduate classes
(and a good deal of graduate classes) do not require, but that
virtually every employer wants its employees to be good at. (This is
also quite likely the very reason that so many of you are really
****ing bored at school). But trust me when I tell you that you won't
ever convince somebody in an interview that you are really
smart. Well, **** it, you won't even
get the chance to
interview and prove it without the college degree.
If you are one of those guys considering dropping out, DON'T.
Instead, peruse the university curriculum and pick some random class
in something way outside your major that just sounds fun. Here's the
thing, if you are really earning $50k+ with poker, you have a degree
of financial freedom that gives you the power to re-think why you are
getting your major. I mean, when you went into it, it was probably
because you thought it would lead to a career that can make some
money, as opposed to that useless philosophy or art history degree,
right? Well, who ****ing cares now?!? You've got poker to make
money! Now you can just study what you WANT to!
Here's where I will tell you the opposite of what most boring old
geezers will tell you: You're major does not mean ****ing squat. My
wife just graduated from one of the top 5 medical schools in the
country. Among her best friends? A guy who graduated with honors
who's going into anesthesiology who had an undergrad degree in (wait
for it) theology and theatre. A woman who's entering general surgery
whose undergrad was in art history. A guy who's undergrad was in
Economics who is entering psychiatry. Your undergrad degree does not
matter. The fact that you GOT a degree does. Getting an undergrad
degree is your ticket to getting a graduate degree later if you want
one, and otherwise to convincing all the other college graduates in
the world that you have enough smarts and perserverance to get
something done.
Trust me, you WILL get bored with poker. Don't be one of those guys
that can't do anything else in life. Being stuck playing poker when
you hate it isn't any better than being stuck in some office job that
you hate (which is probably the fate you imagine with finishing
college, and why you avoid it so much). Having said that, TAKE
ADVANTAGE OF YOUR MONEY. Don't feel trapped in some lame ass major
because you think that's what you need to get a certain type of
job. Study whatever the **** you WANT to study. Don't do stuff that
bores you. Just get that degree.