Best: Give good and genuine advice
Grethe
Rei
tofurocks
zomgtiltz
this_passing
naggeri

Mid-high stakes live pro:
SolarAU

Master of instincts and going with your gut:
MartinK
esspoker
$wealth

Still recommending hwang in 2016:
.isolated

Average: Good intention but limited capacity
Loctus
Seaking

Bitches about how bad they run constantly:
Darkfangs
b1ochemical

Master of distinguishing a timing tell from a dropped packet:
NMcNasty

Really cool guy who doesn't power trip and can beat 50z:
napsus

Ugly mug award:
PLOt
Ankimo

Trolled so much, doesn't know what is real anymore / stuck in troll matrix:
ChicagoJoey

Devoid of any mental faculty:
OmahaFanatical4
Blakkat
Illiterat
ThisKid$Tough
HorseOfHell
gay_on_tse

cant say it better myself

What the **** did you just ****ing say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my advanced PLO class by Jonna102, and I’ve been involved in numerous underground HU4Rollz matches, and I have over 300 confirmed busts. I am trained in a lag style and I’m the top redline winner on stars. You are nothing to me but just another roll waiting to get busted. I will wipe you the **** out with aggression the likes of which has never been seen before on this site, mark my ****ing words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of backers across the world and your roll is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, fishy. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your bankroll. You’re ****ing dead, kid. I can go every stake, anytime, and I can bust you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my basic strategy. Not only am I extensively trained in a lag style, but I have access to the entire arsenal of PLO QuickPro and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable roll off the face of stars, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” list was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ****ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re drawing dead, kiddo.

Seaking should be so pissed over that one

was thinking of defending myself but hey,when a guy is right hes right.

<3, shots fired tho

Mods, probs quite a lot of value in stickying this thread and adding it to the SSPLO beginners thread.

Very valuable insight.

Shocked I got an award

Fine for beginners, which is whom I recommend it too. You extrapolate from his advice, don't follow it to the tee.

Join Date: sept 2015. no benni19. no mtfishnoob. machen Sie sich nicht lächerlich.

lol wp congratulations

I feel left out...

just imagine yourself in the Devoid of any mental faculty category

+1

[ ] rankings

Still sticking with Hwang in 2017 lol. Are you related to him?

Big Play Strategy is you fold any set except top set to any action besides a check and you limp 90% of AA hands except from double suited.

Haha love it.

I love this thread, but I miss Mt.Fishnoob!

How did I not make the instinct list, fml

I am in

Updates:
b1ochemical has been moved to "developed brain lesions and moved into hospice".
DaltXColtsFan and MaxPowers411 have joined .isolated in "Jeff Hwang fan club".
Congraulations to Gerwazy, founding a new category "Don't 4b aces pre because it increases variance".
OmahaFanatical4 has been moved to "Missing in action after scamming backers". If you see him online, please let him know.

thx man, progress is always good.

My thoughts and prayers are with you and your family. PM me your address and I'll send a ham to your wife.

Rei has been promoted to "Deity"
U5eless bluff has been awarded the SJW title
OmahaFanatical4 has been moved to "Awaiting ban for scamming (RIP)"
gay_on_tse has been moved to "Kills every thread he posts in"
PLOt has been moved to "Missing in action for 4 days, presumed dead/busto"
wabomushroom has been awarded "Feels left out"