Nope.

It's probably for the best though. I don't think they take kindly to being solicited.

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^congrats!

never been to hooters, and I don't think I understand it.
if you want to see boobies, go to a strip club ffs.

maybe it's for men who want to see boobies but have to bring their kids along.

I stumbled out of the casino around 5am on Friday morning, not having slept for around 40 hours. Much of the time beforehand had been spent with the typical slightly overweight, dishevelled middle aged men that populate the poker tables and often have a distinct smell about them.

To come out in the early morning a little disoriented and see by FAR the most attractive woman I have ever seen in real life and possibly just ever was pretty amazing. Literally stopped where I was, mouth open and just stared at this red haired, green eyed goddess walk by, orange light from the rising sun framing her.

Pics or it didn't happen.

trying to imagine what red hair/green eyes looks like but can only imagine reverse angry grinch

Yeah , hooters is weak.
I would just order food at the strip club and just buy the 2 drink minimum and let it rain with some singles.

also ,d-rose, I can't believe you might have a kid already
I'm proud of you homie!

you came a long way from that first night we partied at Encore to now sweating being a dad.

WINNING!

i never ****ing touched a cupcake

AND HOW THE **** CAN THAT OLD ASIAN LADY FOLD A FULL HOUSE LAKSDJFLAKSJDFLKDSJF, WHO THE **** FOLDS AN 8 ON 33788 ALSKDFLADSKJFLDSKJF

woulda been like $3k pot or smthing, AND YES I OBV HAVE 33 LADY **** U

Red hair/green eyes combo is the absolute nuts for hair/eye color combos, IMO.

Irish goddess look FTW. I'd find a pic, but I'm lazy and I'm sure there are others who are more than happy to do so.

nom cuz whatevs

People itt need to be filled in on this

from drose's blog

" First off **** Surrender, it's a nightclub in Encore which is part of the Wynn, me and chronic went there on some night, who the **** knows, i was on like 3 hours sleep every night in Vegas so all of the days ran completely together. We met up with a bunch of highstakes guys who were throwing a birthday party for Benjamin who's online sn I don't know, although I do owe him 5% of my $2500 cash (more on that later), but i hear he will be in Thailand as well soon enough so I'll be sure to pick up his hooker tab for a night. Anyway, it takes us awhile to get in, but when we do it's insane. We have a ****ing private bungalow , YES A ****ING PRIVATE BUNGALOW with bottle service, a pool, view onto vegas sidewalk, etc. I played it pretty calm, feeling somewhat out of place, I just drank a bit, chipped in $300 for the bungalow (which prob cost them $5k or some crazy ****) and smoked a lot. Now I should explain how I got thrown out about an hour and a half into the affair. So they had these cupcakes brought out for the birthday boy, and apparently some people had been throwing them off the balcony, so security comes over looking for the perp, and for some reason they point at me and the security guard says,

"we have you on camera throwing a cupcake out the balcony."
me: lolwut
security: yeah u have to go
me: lolwut
security: come on lets go
me: i never even touched a cupcake, lemme see the tape
security: ok sure (then leads me out, marks X on my hand and walks away)

Me and Chronic talked with several people there and then finally filed a report with security, as of now the matter is still in dispute and being looked over by Surrender's risk management department (I swear I'll sue, really I'LL DO IT!!!!!!!!!). Had a good time there nonetheless, and a nice story to go with it, but seriously I really never touched a cupcake, but whatev they can blame the little quiet jew. "

thats why I said ya came a long way from being the little quiet jew to making babies

you're done, you're done. let's go

lol. did u ever follow up more w/ the dispute or?

im pretty sure jew has a natural edge in court, just like house has the edge in blackjack.

ahh i really hope stars lowers the plo rake with 2-3 bb/100

nom

biggest nom ever

and lol at the hooters hate, they happen to have the awesomest wings and espn, which is extremely rare combo around these parts.

and anna is super hot.

I know lots of ppl are hoping for something like this but lol if anyone thinks that 20-30% decreases are anywhere realistic. My guess would be that rake decrease at most stakes will be in 3-10% range, and at least the 200NL numbers posted by Klairic (10% lower rake with 6.67% lower cap) seem to support that.

Played HU with my brother

I have 5 cards vs his 4 cards
he gets 2-1 + the button every hand . we played the best of 3
He is decent at plo . he has the best of it right?

he by far has the best of it. 4 cards + btn vs. 5 cards i think the btn has the edge, altho marginally. 2-1 pushes it way high in his favor

is there anything better than the 1st cig of the day?

I have no idea wtf the bolded part could mean, if it's best of 3 he automatically wins every round if he gets 2-1?

5 cards OOP every hand is a massive favorite but since I don't understand what you meant by that 2-1 it's pretty hard to answer your question.

didn't harrington25 or w/e his name is do that vs. someone and destroy them when he had 4 cards + btn vs. 5 cards? forgot who it was against, might've been sammy

It was against JRB and afaik over a really small sample. Can JRB even play PLO?

Especially when playing SNGs that are like 30-100bb deep it's pretty much impossible to win with 4 cards. What are you gonna do when he 3bets 60% for value? You can't really start calling with hands like J754ss as you'd be like 30-35% underdog and even postflop you'd just have to check/fold all bottom 2 etc. Or maybe you flop bare toptwo on singleraised pot J96ss board, wtf are you gonna do when he checkraises you?

I think anyone who's ever played 5c PLO would think it's a nobrainer that 5c OOP has the advantage.