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11-19-2011 , 12:26 PM
i raise

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Last edited by napsus; 11-19-2011 at 12:26 PM. Reason: i compare all redheads to her, so might be a bit unfair to the other chicks
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11-19-2011 , 12:27 PM
i'm all-in

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11-19-2011 , 12:29 PM
^^ The first one wins by a mile. Sry.
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11-19-2011 , 12:31 PM
whats up with you guys and pale white goth chicks with piercings liek a cow

i admit napsus GF is ultra hot tho

by the way: you know what they say about redheads right ?

>> rusty roofs have wet basement <<
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11-19-2011 , 12:40 PM
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Originally Posted by bartolomeus
i admit napsus GF is ultra hot tho
You've registered here 3 years ago, you should know better...

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pics or gtfo
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11-19-2011 , 12:43 PM
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Originally Posted by napsus
i raise
I'm puking...
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11-19-2011 , 01:06 PM
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Originally Posted by bartolomeus
>> rusty roofs have wet basement <<
I don't follow?
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11-19-2011 , 01:12 PM
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Originally Posted by napsus
i raise
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Originally Posted by this_passing
i'm all-in
overcall

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some pics in this gallery are nsfw (nice redhead)
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seriously
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11-19-2011 , 01:40 PM
Suddenly, a very quiet thread.
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11-19-2011 , 01:52 PM
Lol, would hit both. Still 1>>>>>>2.
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11-19-2011 , 03:54 PM
just busto'd myself broke phone and laptop and smashed plasma tv and am probably gonna murder someone tonight drunk
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11-19-2011 , 03:59 PM
how'd u post that if you broke your laptop and phone? sounds like you have something else to break too
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11-19-2011 , 05:01 PM
Got some nice volume in today, while watching 3 matches of football back-to-back and grinding some tournaments at the same time. A bit over 3k hands, and around 10bi. Also got 3rd in a lottery tournament = speed rebuy. It's funny how you always get pissed when getting knocked out in those, even though you must get lucky a lot of times to get that far, as it's basically an allinfest. The guy that I guess won it (massive chiplead to HU) knocked out 2 players at once, me being the other, by calling our 2 allins with QJs. I had TT and villain AK. Obv this guy flops trip jacks. Probably better that he called the allin, though, as river was a king, so I would've been crippled and probably 4th instead of 3rd. That made me a bit over 800.

Oh, and also, through World Domination, I made!!!

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3$
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11-19-2011 , 05:39 PM
.. whats up with pics of hot gurls you pervs??? but whatever

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and yes. asian women are not attractive, ive yet to see an asian who i would consider sexy.
and i love fake boobs, i LOVE EM !! decent sized, not those huge megajugs, YAK
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11-19-2011 , 05:50 PM


I guess I should drink more 'cause I seem to rule hungover
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11-19-2011 , 05:54 PM
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Not pretty ?
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11-19-2011 , 06:01 PM
Ha ha I thought she had a growth on her face.
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11-19-2011 , 06:05 PM
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Originally Posted by bartolomeus
and yes. asian women are not attractive, ive yet to see an asian who i would consider sexy.
you're welcome

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11-19-2011 , 06:24 PM
best thing about asian girls is your kids will be geniuses. imagine having 3 kids all 16 tabling plo10 by age 5. won't have to worry about paying for their first cars/college/iphone 5, 6, 7, .. 25.
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11-19-2011 , 09:50 PM
I have so much rage built up inside of me now. Can't even begin to describe it. **** you random chance, **** you


    Poker Stars, $0.25/$0.50 Pot Limit Omaha Cash, 4 Players
    Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

    SB: $50 (100 bb)
    BB: $81.90 (163.8 bb)
    CO: $24.35 (48.7 bb)
    Hero (BTN): $66.15 (132.3 bb)

    Preflop: Hero is BTN with Q 4 A 3
    CO folds, Hero raises to $1.50, SB folds, BB calls $1

    Flop: ($3.25) A J 6 (2 players)
    BB checks, Hero bets $2.45, BB calls $2.45

    Turn: ($8.15) 3 (2 players)
    BB checks, Hero bets $6.20, BB raises to $13.50, Hero raises to $22, BB calls $8.50

    River: ($52.15) 6 (2 players)
    BB checks, Hero bets $40.20 and is all-in, BB calls $40.20

    Results: $132.55 pot ($2 rake)
    Final Board: A J 6 3 6
    BB showed 9 K A 6 and won $130.55 ($64.40 net)
    Hero showed Q 4 A 3 and lost (-$66.15 net)
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    11-19-2011 , 10:01 PM
    Came home from night out...
    Brag: did make out with some random girl, almost looking like girl nr 1 by chinz but without the big boobs and piercing.
    Beat: the hottest girls in tha club refused to even dance with me.. hey you **** boring I-never-smile-hoes
    Variance: didnt get laid this time (d*mnit). Also didnt get thrown out bc of being toooo drunk this time...progress Yea!

    EDIT: and ye there was this really sexy asian girl(looked like kojikas pic) there but she danced rly akward but I tried to hook up with her but she had boring friends... Damn I gotta think about her now and .. ya know... fap fap nomnomnom
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    11-19-2011 , 10:18 PM
    Grabbed by Holdem Manager
    PL Omaha $1(BB) IPoker
    SB ($106)
    BB ($105)
    UTG ($87.65)
    UTG+1 ($49.60)
    CO ($215)
    Hero ($215)

    Dealt to Hero T 9 Q 6

    fold, UTG+1 calls $1, CO raises to $4.50, Hero raises to $14, SB raises to $48.50, fold, fold, fold, Hero calls $34.50

    FLOP ($103) 3 2 K

    SB bets $57.50 (AI), Hero calls $57.50

    TURN ($218) 3 2 K 6

    RIVER ($218) 3 2 K 6 T

    Hero shows T 9 Q 6
    (Pre 43%, Flop 8.0%, Turn 22.5%)

    SB shows 5 J A A
    (Pre 57%, Flop 92.0%, Turn 77.5%)

    Hero wins $215
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    11-19-2011 , 10:56 PM
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    Originally Posted by this_passing
    how'd u post that if you broke your laptop and phone? sounds like you have something else to break too
    Lol'd.

    If you smash something you should not be able to write anything.

    I have same kind of feeling after my recent run but hey, I still have something to decimate.. Not for long thou.
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    11-19-2011 , 10:59 PM
    stats of a guy at my PLO50 table: 361hands. 84/0/0, af 1.0
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    11-19-2011 , 11:02 PM
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    Originally Posted by Loctus
    stats of a guy at my PLO50 table: 361hands. 84/0/0, af 1.0
    Is he a 21bb/100 winner??? prob yes?
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