oh yer and kindly *****

Biggest pot evar for me. Not sure about this shove but it worked so it must have been good.

Poker Stars $1/$2 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 5 players
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dirkdiggler9 (BB): $460.10
marmoottin (UTG): $312.95
pinnie (CO): $215.85
Hero (BTN): $403.80
A-K-ammo (SB): $211.20

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is BTN with 9 Q J K
marmoottin raises to $7, pinnie calls $7, Hero raises to $31, A-K-ammo calls $30, dirkdiggler9 calls $29, marmoottin calls $24, pinnie raises to $186, Hero raises to $403.80 all in, A-K-ammo calls $180.20 all in, dirkdiggler9 raises to $460.10 all in, 1 fold, pinnie calls $29.85 all in

Flop: ($1265.65) J 5 6 (4 players - 4 are all in)

Turn: ($1265.65) J (4 players - 4 are all in)

River: ($1265.65) 2 (4 players - 4 are all in)

Final Pot: $1265.65
dirkdiggler9 shows 5 6 4 3 (a straight, Deuce to Six)
pinnie mucks A 2 Q A
Hero shows 9 Q J K (a flush, King high)
A-K-ammo mucks 8 9 9 8
Hero wins $375.90
Hero wins $13.95
Hero wins $873.80
(Rake: $2.00)

I went for the brunette, obv.

i thought they both had AAxx

Full Tilt Poker $1/$2 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 5 players
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SB: $71.30
BB: $203.70
UTG: $221.10
CO: $39.00
Hero (BTN): $222.90

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is BTN with 3 6 2 5
UTG calls $2, 1 fold, Hero calls $2, SB raises to $6, BB calls $4, UTG raises to $20, Hero calls $18, SB raises to $71.30 all in, 1 fold, UTG raises to $221.10 all in, Hero calls $201.10

Flop: ($519.50) 5 T 2

Turn: ($519.50) 4

River: ($519.50) 5

puke.

sorry dude

What's the new limit?

Been awhile since I got one outed with one to come. Always seems to happen when I fist pump and relax right before stars turns his cards over.


Poker Stars $1/$2 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 4 players
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BTN: $402.05
SB: $218.00
Hero (BB): $243.40
CO: $105.20

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is BB with T A Q Q
CO calls $2, 2 folds, Hero checks

Flop: ($5.00) 5 3 Q (2 players)
Hero bets $4, CO raises to $12, Hero raises to $34, CO calls $22

Turn: ($73.00) 2 (2 players)
Hero bets $50, CO raises to $69.20 all in, Hero calls $19.20

River: ($211.40) 5 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $211.40
Hero shows T A Q Q (a full house, Queens full of Fives)
CO shows 5 5 Q 7 (four of a kind, Fives)
CO wins $209.40
(Rake: $2.00)

god Diggler is soo bad.

Took a shot at 2/4 and had to move down and now promptly lost another like 20-30 buy ins at 1/2.

But omgomgomgomgomgomg i just had a winning session 1000 hands $82!!

Full Tilt Poker $0.25/$0.50 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 6 players
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CO: $50.35
BTN: $49.25
Hero (SB): $50.00
BB: $11.15
UTG: $72.40
MP: $53.15

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is SB with A 7 A 7
UTG calls $0.50, MP calls $0.50, 1 fold, BTN calls $0.50, Hero raises to $3, 1 fold, UTG calls $2.50, 2 folds

Flop: ($7.50) 7 Q 8 (2 players)
Hero bets $5.50, UTG raises to $15, Hero raises to $47 all in, UTG calls $32

Turn: ($101.50) 3 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($101.50) A (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $101.50
Hero shows A 7 A 7 (three of a kind, Aces)
UTG shows J 6 Q Q (three of a kind, Queens)
Hero wins $98.50
(Rake: $3.00)
yay, hit the deceptive part of my hand! oh fk
one time!


and 2 minutes after I posted ^, same guy
poker gods were pretty quick on this one


Full Tilt Poker $0.25/$0.50 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 6 players
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CO: $57.70
BTN: $48.00
Hero (SB): $96.25
BB: $9.90
UTG: $20.15
MP: $49.80

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is SB with K 2 K 6
UTG calls $0.50, MP calls $0.50, CO calls $0.50, 1 fold, Hero calls $0.25, BB checks

Flop: ($2.50) 3 K 8 (5 players)
Hero checks, BB checks, UTG bets $2, MP folds, CO folds, Hero raises to $8.50, BB folds, UTG calls $6.50

Turn: ($19.50) 9 (2 players)
Hero bets $13.50, UTG calls $11.15 all in

River: ($41.80) 6 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $41.80
Hero shows K 2 K 6 (three of a kind, Kings)
UTG shows 7 5 K Q (a straight, Nine high)
UTG wins $39.75
(Rake: $2.05)

Seriously, trying to move up is the fastest way to activate the doomswitch. Well, it might trail beyond hubris but it's gotta be close.

Hope it turns around for you. That's really sickening, to say nothing of frightening.

OMG I shouldn't have posted that hand earlier. Just had the worst session of my PLO career.

Some fun hands:



Hand #1
Poker Stars $1/$2 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 4 players
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CO: $447.70
BTN: $81.95
SB: $791.80
Hero (BB): $223.25

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is BB with Q Q 2 7
CO raises to $7, 1 fold, SB calls $6, Hero calls $5

Flop: ($21.00) Q J 6 (3 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, CO bets $16, SB calls $16, Hero raises to $82, CO raises to $281.95, SB folds, Hero calls $134.25 all in

Turn: ($469.50) A (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($469.50) 5 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $469.50
CO shows 4 7 T Q (a flush, Ace high)
Hero shows Q Q 2 7 (three of a kind, Queens)
CO wins $467.50
(Rake: $2.00)

Hand #2
Poker Stars $1/$2 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 5 players
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BTN: $203.25
SB: $789.85
BB: $218.15
UTG: $103.65
Hero (CO): $204.75

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is CO with T 9 Q A
1 fold, Hero raises to $7, 2 folds, BB calls $5

Flop: ($15.00) 9 5 9 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $10, BB raises to $20, Hero raises to $56, BB raises to $100, Hero raises to $144, BB calls $44

Turn: ($303.00) K (2 players)
BB bets $67.15 all in, Hero calls $53.75 all in

River: ($410.50) 8 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $410.50
BB shows J 7 Q T (a flush, King high)
Hero mucks T 9 Q A
BB wins $408.50
(Rake: $2.00)

Hand #3
Poker Stars $1/$2 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 6 players
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Hero (BTN): $200.00
SB: $63.15
BB: $245.35
UTG: $104.50
MP: $488.55
CO: $236.75

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is BTN with 7 6 8 5
1 fold, MP raises to $6, CO raises to $21, Hero calls $21, 2 folds, MP calls $15

Flop: ($66.00) 6 4 8 (3 players)
MP bets $63, CO raises to $215.75 all in, Hero calls $179 all in, MP folds

Turn: ($487.00) T (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($487.00) 6 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $487.00
Hero mucks 7 6 8 5
CO shows 9 A J 7 (a straight, Six to Ten)
CO wins $484.00
(Rake: $3.00)

Hand #4
Poker Stars $1/$2 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 6 players
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MP: $407.40
CO: $216.45
Hero (BTN): $200.00
SB: $216.80
BB: $334.65
UTG: $163.15

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is BTN with 5 A 2 4
UTG raises to $7, 2 folds, Hero raises to $24, 2 folds, UTG calls $17

Flop: ($51.00) A 2 6 (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $40, UTG calls $40

Turn: ($131.00) 5 (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $114, UTG calls $99.15 all in

River: ($329.30) 8 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $329.30
Hero mucks 5 A 2 4
UTG shows 7 K K 9 (a straight, Five to Nine)
UTG wins $326.30
(Rake: $3.00)

Hand #5
Poker Stars $1/$2 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 6 players
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BTN: $322.20
SB: $216.45
Hero (BB): $240.00
UTG: $219.25
MP: $133.40
CO: $660.00

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is BB with K K 7 3
1 fold, MP calls $2, CO raises to $9, BTN calls $9, 1 fold, Hero calls $7, MP calls $7

Flop: ($37.00) 7 K T (4 players)
Hero bets $31, MP calls $31, CO folds, BTN folds

Turn: ($99.00) 4 (2 players)
Hero bets $96, MP calls $93.40 all in

River: ($285.80) 5 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $285.80
Hero shows K K 7 3 (three of a kind, Kings)
MP shows A 2 2 T (a flush, Ace high)
MP wins $282.80
(Rake: $3.00)

Hand #6
Poker Stars $1/$2 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 5 players
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UTG: $294.75
CO: $210.10
Hero (BTN): $364.65
SB: $30.00
BB: $719.15

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is BTN with 7 9 6 8
UTG raises to $6, 1 fold, Hero raises to $21, SB calls $20, BB calls $19, UTG raises to $105, Hero calls $84, SB calls $9 all in, BB calls $84

Flop: ($345.00) 5 Q 4 (4 players - 1 is all in)
BB checks, UTG bets $189.75 all in, Hero raises to $259.65 all in, BB folds

Turn: ($724.50) T (3 players - 3 are all in)

River: ($724.50) 4 (3 players - 3 are all in)

Final Pot: $724.50
UTG shows 4 A Q A (a full house, Fours full of Queens)
Hero mucks 7 9 6 8
SB mucks T 7 J J
UTG wins $604.50
UTG wins $118.00
(Rake: $2.00)

Oh forgot this one, afterwards HotMark said he thought the 4 was an ace. FML.
Poker Stars $1/$2 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 6 players
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Hero (UTG): $284.05
MP: $140.25
CO: $284.35
BTN: $103.00
SB: $201.00
BB: $220.40

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is UTG with T T A A
Hero raises to $7, 3 folds, SB raises to $23, 1 fold, Hero raises to $71, SB raises to $201 all in, Hero calls $130

Flop: ($404.00) K 8 J (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: ($404.00) 5 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($404.00) 6 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $404.00
Hero mucks T T A A
SB shows A 4 7 6 (a straight, Four to Eight)
SB wins $401.00
(Rake: $3.00)

Full Tilt Poker $5/$10 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 2 players
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Hero (BB): $3518.00
BTN/SB: $1948.00

Pre Flop: ($15.00) Hero is BB with 5 A K A
BTN/SB raises to $30, Hero raises to $90, BTN/SB calls $60

Flop: ($180.00) 5 4 3 (2 players)
Hero bets $180, BTN/SB calls $180

Turn: ($540.00) 3 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB checks

River: ($540.00) K (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB bets $440, Hero raises to $1860, BTN/SB folds

Final Pot: $1420.00
Hero wins $1419.50
(Rake: $0.50)

GRAPH plz

ok, past week ive had three people tell me i just run good. this is my lifetime at .5/1 (my current limit (only cause i run so good))







all this while attempting to quit the excessive weed habit i have... only one dent in the wall from a flying mouse... personally, im proud of that.

the HEM plo graphs ev line isnt even close to relevant. half of their ev calculations are wrong postflop and every single situation preflop everyone gets equal equity. if you get aipf HU both guys have 50pct, 3 ways 33pct etc etc.

me on a flush draw: 10 percent to hit
villians on flush draws: 75 percent to hit

I know the replayer is all messed up but my graph is the same as my pokerEV graph so I just assumed it was only the replayer which was wrong.

lol the names of your files made me chuckle monkey

[QUOTE=Double Eagle;9602601]Some fun hands:




Hand #3
Poker Stars $1/$2 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 6 players
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Hero (BTN): $200.00
SB: $63.15
BB: $245.35
UTG: $104.50
MP: $488.55
CO: $236.75

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is BTN with 7 6 8 5
1 fold, MP raises to $6, CO raises to $21, Hero calls $21, 2 folds, MP calls $15

Flop: ($66.00) 6 4 8 (3 players)
MP bets $63, CO raises to $215.75 all in, Hero calls $179 all in, MP folds

Turn: ($487.00) T (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($487.00) 6 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $487.00
Hero mucks 7 6 8 5
CO shows 9 A J 7 (a straight, Six to Ten)
CO wins $484.00
(Rake: $3.00)

QUOTE]

?? straight beats full house?

wat

got to keep a sense of humour about these things, or ill go even crazier.

yeah... watttttt? either time to email pokerstars or stop faking bad beats.