long time, no gifhands

lol, who is that?

omg makes me wanna throw up. These play look so ******ed only su account would make sense.

first session in a while. same results
im so ****** terrible at this game. getting it in dead is fun

PokerStars - $0.50 PL Hi (6 max) - Omaha Hi - 5 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BB: $50.00
UTG: $103.55
CO: $20.66
Hero (BTN): $50.84
SB: $79.56

SB posts SB $0.25, BB posts BB $0.50

Pre Flop: (pot: $0.75) Hero has A 9 Q 7

fold, fold, Hero raises to $1.25, fold, BB calls $0.75

Flop: ($2.75, 2 players) 5 9 A
BB checks, Hero bets $2.00, BB raises to $5.00, Hero raises to $17.50, BB raises to $48.75 and is all-in, Hero calls $31.25

Turn: ($100.25, 2 players) 6

River: ($100.25, 2 players) 4

BB shows 3 A 7 A (Flush, Ace High) (Pre 68%, Flop 99%, Turn 100%)
Hero shows A 9 Q 7 (Two Pair, Aces and Nines) (Pre 32%, Flop 1%, Turn 0%)
BB wins $97.75

this run out made me laugh tho...

PokerStars - $0.50 PL Hi FAST (6 max) - Omaha Hi - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

Hero (BTN): $51.61
SB: $51.32
BB: $32.62
UTG: $59.35
MP: $166.06
CO: $65.66

SB posts SB $0.25, BB posts BB $0.50

Pre Flop: (pot: $0.75) Hero has 7 6 9 3

fold, fold, CO raises to $1.75, Hero raises to $6.00, fold, BB calls $5.50, CO raises to $24.25, Hero calls $18.25, BB raises to $32.62 and is all-in, CO calls $8.37, Hero calls $8.37

Flop: ($98.11, 3 players) 4 5 J
CO bets $33.04 and is all-in, Hero calls $18.99 and is all-in

Turn: ($136.09, 3 players) A

River: ($136.09, 3 players) 5

CO shows 8 T A A (Full House, Aces full of Fives)
Main Pot [$98.11]: (Pre 42%, Flop 25%, Turn 67%)
Side Pot#1 [$37.98]: (Pre 55%, Flop 39%, Turn 70%)

Hero shows 7 6 9 3 (One Pair, Fives)
Main Pot [$98.11]: (Pre 35%, Flop 59%, Turn 33%)
Side Pot#1 [$37.98]: (Pre 44%, Flop 61%, Turn 30%)

BB shows 9 9 J T (Two Pair, Jacks and Fives)
Main Pot [$98.11]: (Pre 23%, Flop 17%, Turn 0%)

CO wins $133.59

Fold both of those pre, non-nut not connected and low card hands suck

hand 1 is a clear steal otb, folding would be very bad. hand 2 i´m fine with either folding or 3betting btn and folding to the 4bet since 3way our equity sucks, but w/ever, this ain´t a strat thread, just had to say...

Ran like god at 200 today for 3 hours. It was a fun day.

Nah, I'd play both the same

Undertitle oriented strat

i must say you PLO guys must have a high threshold for pain. already have had some brutal swings in my first 5K hands on Bovada. Been trying to make PLO 6max cash my main game and alraedy see why this is such a daunting task.

All that said, love the game and can't wait for my massive upswing that is due. Gonna be toughing this out over the long haul.

Hehe, the really hard part is knowing whether ur playing bad or running bad - or both!

yeah pretty much this. worst DS for me only 50 buy ins and that is, as Eskimo would say, "beyond standard"

PLO be the cruelest of mistresses yo!

Welcome to the darkside

Yah I dumped like 8 buyins this morning. Every all in Id lose and just kept happening again and again. Was kind of fun. Gotta review the session cause I'm sure there are some leaks in there but most of the time I was slightly ahead /behind. A few bad coolers but whatever. When you are winning you feel like the greatest and losing today felt like ****. Thank god bovada only allows four tables cause the bleeding can only happen so quickly. Looking forward to review the session and posting some hands.

Heh...

The good thing is though that 50 bi upswings are just as standard. Get ready for a fun ride =)

Yesterday my good old monkey tilt friend came to me. I did not see him a long time ago. I thought I never see him again but he said you owe me 30BI and you can forget me for a while but not forever...

Anyway Iam proud of myself because I dont remeber to have highest tilt o meter ever (at least in the top3) so 30BI loss is def. a progress.

call his raise on the flop. anything else is lazy and bad.

Tilt control is so bad this month it's ***** ridicilous.
Usually go tilt like 2-3 times a month and then just rage quit. Idk how many whales I've quit this month just b/c I felt like I was playing worse than them.
Not tilt at the table almost never, usually quit when I feel like playing bad, but no idea how many times I've rage quit X stars this month. Things are not even that bad, only a few K from career peak, maybe need to fap more.
Like today, make my standard morning procedure: porn, clean the room, take shower, make coffee. Stnrd stuff to feel mentally at the peak of my game.
Then start playing and this guy manages to get it in light and "bring it home" 3 times within 10 hands and then starts limping for the next 150 hands, wtf.
Good tilt control at the table, but inside I felt like my blood pressure was higher than when I passed out before jumping from the macau tower.
Thankfully got it all back, but still feel like ****.

made my day

err.. unless you know villain I feel like this is kind of a weird post. reads matter a lot here.

^No money in PLO





^How am I supposed win any money?





I give up, games are dead

games are dead, I suspect manipulated HH

Haha vn. Nice thin value OTR in hand 2... ;-)

Ok June, we've all had a laugh, now let's get down to business.

I like the weekends.
Derp.



And this one from the aggroest reg in the history books.