you could use this one maybe, a c00n stealing all the good stuffs:



though the red panda gives are too good

LMAO, I just love it the raccoon just walks up and takes what it wants, like he don't give a s***.

He doesn't give a ****. They are fearless. I had a friend that had a german shepard and she was scared to death that racoons would tear her dog up. They look kinda cute, but they are mean.

Tip: Dont chase losses in 23h sessions without pauses.





Brag: I'm a machine
Beat: there went all winnings for february
Variance: pfff...

Was sooo close do end the sessions at 6,5k hand but well...

I feel for you, tynne!

those sessions are the most mentally debilitating

such a confidence boost to be steddy-eddy downwards for 12k hands!

tip2: always end session when the thought of it comes (like I ever do that...)

Tip 2 is golden, but if I followed it, I'd play ~5K hands/month

This story shows how detrimental Stars are to mental health. On euro networks, you can't play a 23-hour 9-tabling session, and that's good because there's free time when you can work on your game while most Europeans are working too. Action freaks at the micros may add Carbon to play round the clock, though

I played euro whole night at least 6tabling, mostly 8+. Not at one stake tho

ok then?

I hate this ****ing month pokerwise already. Nice to have 11 % equity otf every time when xbetting and spr is 0,7.

I hate ****ing KKxx.

Just not enough vs those 60-70% btn stealers ^_^...

Very disciplined fold! He snapfolded, too getting 1 - 504,9 which means he needs to win 0,2% of the time. ^^

^^Legendary!

PokerStars - $2 PL Hi (6 max) - Omaha Hi - 5 players

UTG: $181.51
Hero (CO): $103.51
BTN: $461.72
SB: $271.69
BB: $200.00

SB posts SB $1.00, BB posts BB $2.00

Pre Flop: (pot: $3.00) Hero has J 7 T Q

UTG raises to $7.00, Hero calls $7.00, fold, fold, fold

Flop: ($17.00, 2 players) 4 K 7
UTG checks, Hero bets $12.02, UTG calls $12.02

Turn: ($41.04, 2 players) A
UTG bets $39.19, Hero raises to $84.49 and is all-in, UTG calls $45.30

River: ($210.02, 2 players) 2

UTG shows 8 3 4 2 (Two Pair, Fours and Twos) (Pre 39%, Flop 20%, Turn 28%)
Hero mucks J 7 T Q (One Pair, Sevens) (Pre 61%, Flop 80%, Turn 72%)
UTG wins $207.22


PokerStars - $4 PL Hi (6 max) - Omaha Hi - 6 players

SB: $400.00
BB: $368.00
UTG: $951.04
MP: $543.55
Hero (CO): $146.00
BTN: $270.00

SB posts SB $2.00, BB posts BB $4.00

Pre Flop: (pot: $6.00) Hero has 6 Q Q 5

UTG raises to $12.00, fold, Hero calls $12.00, BTN calls $12.00, fold, fold

Flop: ($42.00, 3 players) 4 7 5
UTG checks, Hero checks, BTN bets $28.00, fold, Hero raises to $124.11, BTN raises to $220.22, Hero calls $9.89 and is all-in

Turn: ($310.00, 2 players) 7

River: ($310.00, 2 players) 2

Hero shows 6 Q Q 5 (Flush, Queen High) (Pre 54%, Flop 70%, Turn 20%)
BTN shows 7 K J A (Flush, Ace High) (Pre 46%, Flop 30%, Turn 80%)
BTN wins $307.20

Karma for playing shorstack

what's wrong with that?

Nah it would be legendary if hero was bluffing!

I like March.

i hate march

january was good tho

$0.25/$0.50 Pot Limit Omaha Hi
iPoker
2 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

Stacks:
SB ($98.35) 197bb
Hero (BB) ($131.39) 263bb

Pre-Flop: ($0.75, 2 players) Hero is BB A Q 10 A
SB raises to $1.50, Hero raises to $4.50, SB raises to $13.25, Hero raises to $39.25, SB calls $26

Flop: 3 5 A ($78.50, 2 players)
Hero bets $9, SB goes all-in $59.10, Hero calls $50.10

Turn: 6 ($196.70, 2 players, 1 all-in)

River: 8 ($196.70, 2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $196.70
SB shows
6 7 10 9

SB wins $195.70 (net +$97.35)

Hero lost $98.35

wow 1/2 sure is easy!



wait for it...



hnggggggg

So apparently revolution will be segregating their player pool based on win rate like party. WTF? I don't know what to make of this. Anyone else reading up on it?