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03-26-2011 , 01:29 AM
It's because he left money behind "just incase", If he goes all in, no way the diceman calls. Never bluff if you can get rebluffed by a better hand that would never call a shove
03-26-2011 , 02:30 AM
so I'm hanging out with the bff of a girl I dated on and off last summer. They're both au pairs and are awesome ladies. Fun to party with but uncommonly reserved when it comes to hooking up with guys.

Long story short I get this text pic from girl #1:



girl #2 (her bff while stateside):

blonde, 5'7" cute face and great body

This is worse than deciding whether or not to fold bare nuts otf facing heavy action. Idk how to proceed. For now I'm respecting the past and letting sleeping dogs lie
03-26-2011 , 02:32 AM
u take blonde one, i get this one

easy game
03-26-2011 , 03:14 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DRoseMJD
u take blonde one, i get this one

easy game
agreed
03-26-2011 , 04:20 AM
Girl #1 just want you to give her attention even tho' you're hanging out with girl #2. I'd wager girl #1 is primarily a cockblock at this point. So, def girl #2 imo.
03-26-2011 , 04:41 AM
Raise all in, IMHO, you either convince both to join you in a 3some or you find out you're now drawing dead. But w/e, with this odds it's worth a shot.
03-26-2011 , 05:08 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LessonsAreExtra
Raise all in, IMHO, you either convince both to join you in a 3some or you find out you're now drawing dead. But w/e, with this odds it's worth a shot.
winner! winning!

do u coach
03-26-2011 , 08:14 AM
was tryin it on with one of the hottest girls in existence last night, i mean she looked like a blonde slut pornstar, yet she was classy at the same time
'are you real?'
'course I am lol'
'don't believe you *put hands round waist* ok your real blabla'

anyway was doin well then omfg she has a bf and he comes over with attitude,. such a ball ache, and couldn't believe he was like short skinny and a bit of a scruff and clearly a dumbass.... hard to believe wtf is girl so hot doin with him,more ball ache is that her friend was clearly gagging for it but i didnt go the easy path. goin out and not havin sex then having obligatory fap makes me feel : (
03-26-2011 , 08:22 AM
I'm not even sure where to begin. Kind of standard for responses to MFN posts, TBH.
03-26-2011 , 08:26 AM
if you had seen her you would understand, she was like a godess or something, she took my hand one point started dancin with me omfg bustin my balls or what
03-26-2011 , 11:09 AM
So girl #2 slept over (clothed, which is obv -EV). We watched Dexter in the morning, I touched her leg, and despite having a good time and being skimpily clothed she elects to leave at a reasonable hour. To be continued.. and I'd pursue #1 if she wasn't living across the Atlantic + in the southern hemisphere. Like that saying where you want what you can't have. Well it gets worse when the girl is actually hot.



03-26-2011 , 11:19 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LessonsAreExtra
Raise all in, IMHO, you either convince both to join you in a 3some or you find out you're now drawing dead. But w/e, with this odds it's worth a shot.
lol. Charlie, is that you?

03-26-2011 , 11:20 AM
any euros play on a mac? does eurosites work on it?

Might go for the macbook air<3
03-26-2011 , 11:38 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by provotrout
So girl #2 slept over (clothed, which is obv -EV).
This is not -EV this is like reaching final table in WSOP Main Event three handed while being chipleader and make a deal with other to forfeit all your prize money to them in case of third, second or first place.

Take a look at my avatar, you now know what's appropriate.
But review my Hand History first. Also please let me know if you opt for Hemingway solution so I won't have to review yours.
03-26-2011 , 12:09 PM
I think all Americans need to realize that MFN is in England, any smokin' hot goddess he is talking about is actually probably like a 5.5 on our scale, get more than 10 hot girls in that country and uncap your ranges imo
03-26-2011 , 12:24 PM
no... she was amazing, everyone would rate her 9.5+, wherever she went with her friend there were morons like following around watching and trying to get her to notice them. I briefly fell in love with her or some ****, and her bf was a ratty chav. I don't get it.
all beauty no brains.
03-26-2011 , 12:27 PM
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/03/27/ma...ewanted=1&_r=3

ny times interview w/ jungleman, if u guys haven't read it already. pretty good
03-26-2011 , 12:28 PM
haha, owned. And SK, your avatar is pretty effing cool.

LAE - I like the Hemingway thing (being concise-not offing yourself).

Jungleman article is pretty cool, though the author is obv jealous that DC made more in 2010 than he/she will make in the next 20 years. No need to paint the guy in an unfavorable light. Yeah he's a little weird but who cares, he has a good head on his shoulders and is working on more than his poker game.
03-26-2011 , 01:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by plo&snus
any euros play on a mac? does eurosites work on it?

Might go for the macbook air<3
i do, ipoker doesn't work on it, i think the ongame network does? but theres no HEM, only pt3, doesnt work with Rush, i have windows xp partition on mac for poker, and us mac os for school/general use.


Quote:
Originally Posted by provotrout
So girl #2 slept over (clothed, which is obv -EV). We watched Dexter in the morning, I touched her leg, and despite having a good time and being skimpily clothed she elects to leave at a reasonable hour.
wait so she slept in the same bed as you, and all you did was "touch her leg"?

also poker terms should not be used to explain real life imo
03-26-2011 , 01:49 PM
LAE:

I'm fairly certain your av isn't ok. Do you mind removing and saving me the trouble of having to verifyposting on my phone? I can check if you want.
03-26-2011 , 01:52 PM
dislike the article, while jungleman is prob big nerd (no idea, maybe u guys know) author kind of takes shots at him with the selective quotes
03-26-2011 , 02:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by this_passing
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/03/27/ma...ewanted=1&_r=3

ny times interview w/ jungleman, if u guys haven't read it already. pretty good
thanks for the link, gonna read it now, jealous that he makes more money despite starting to play later than I did and being one year younger.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUU
03-26-2011 , 02:15 PM



CMON REDS ! big payday coming up if a finnish hockey game holds up !
03-26-2011 , 02:16 PM
^
You're finnish too?

Thought you were swedish (from your SN)
03-26-2011 , 02:20 PM
yea im like finnish/swedish but live in finland.

      
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