Must be that swedish systembolaget that is the ultimate nuts making you own.

post graph, you prob up like 30bi today


i going back to portugal programmer hunting style, don't feel like losing 9/10 all ins to specific people anymore, now if will lose all in will be with fishy person on right

nah not that much, got owned by another guy

Checked out a couple of 5/10/ante tables. Saw Johan win like $20k in one minute, closed them down.

my graph is the exact opposite :O

50bbs table. villain is a whale. i want die and hope he dies too.

holy ****.

i've played 10k+ hands with him, that would drive me bat**** insane

sick table selection skills roy, this guy's tables fill up like julia's
@urubu: you're doing it wrong

nipe is a legend but he goes on some epic runs some sessions

wait that is 2/4 table 50bb table, holy ****in ****, hh uru

Wow. How long were you playing?

+1 hh's needed.

Nipe!!!!!!! He's my idol

Btn raises life in prison, bb raises 3 life's in prison. Bb: well it's ****ing play money now innit. 10000 lives In prison coo nt

I think u got all the ev, post a graph for this year to tell me im wrong!

johan always post his graphs for day when run below ev, think posted like 4 days this year so pretty sure he has it all

wow urubu so sick. i would cry

Joe are you really going to play with this lineup?

nh imo

sweet jesus

pretty sick idd. hh/graphs required :/

im happy that yesterday was one of most tilting days ever in my poker carrer and i didnt lose all my roll chasing loses at high stakes w all roll in table or at nosebleds flips.

wake up after a bad day and still have money in account is very nice.

about nipe, he started sucking out and put me on tilt, so i started playing like him, at one point we both were basically fliping every hand, he was playing his standard ******ed style 4bet/3betting every hand and i was just shoving all hands due tilt issues.

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
PL Omaha $4(BB) Replayer
Hero ($1,760)
($4,883)

Dealt to Hero Q A Q 9

raises to $12, Hero raises to $36, calls $24

FLOP ($72) 8 Q 7

Hero bets $71.50, raises to $148, Hero raises to $515, calls $367

TURN ($1,103) 8 Q 7 T

Hero bets $1,102, raises to $2,205, Hero calls $106 (AI)

RIVER ($3,521) 8 Q 7 T 2

shows 7 9 6 9
(Pre 29%, Flop 25.2%, Turn 67.5%)

Hero shows Q A Q 9
(Pre 71%, Flop 74.8%, Turn 32.5%)

wins $3,520

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
PL Omaha $4(BB) Replayer
Hero ($1,146)
($3,296)

Dealt to Hero K 6 K 6

raises to $12, Hero raises to $36, raises to $96, Hero raises to $288, calls $192

FLOP ($576) 3 2 5

Hero bets $575, raises to $1,151, Hero calls $283 (AI)

TURN ($2,293) 3 2 5 7

RIVER ($2,293) 3 2 5 7 6

shows 8 3 4 A
(Pre 37%, Flop 90.7%, Turn 80.0%)

Hero shows K 6 K 6
(Pre 63%, Flop 9.3%, Turn 20.0%)

wins $2,292

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
PL Omaha $4(BB) Replayer
Hero ($1,039)
($8,215)

Dealt to Hero 4 Q J T

raises to $12, Hero raises to $36, calls $24

FLOP ($72) 9 5 3

Hero bets $71.50, raises to $286, Hero calls $214

TURN ($644) 9 5 3 2

Hero bets $643, raises to $1,287, Hero calls $73.50 (AI)

RIVER ($2,078) 9 5 3 2 T

shows 5 3 7 7
(Pre 47%, Flop 58.0%, Turn 82.5%)

Hero shows 4 Q J T
(Pre 53%, Flop 42.0%, Turn 17.5%)

wins $2,077

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
PL Omaha $4(BB) Replayer
Hero ($811)
($2,710)

Dealt to Hero Q A J T

raises to $12, Hero raises to $36, raises to $84, Hero raises to $252, calls $168

FLOP ($504) 6 5 6

Hero bets $503, calls $503

TURN ($1,511) 6 5 6 8

Hero bets $55.75 (AI), calls $55.75

RIVER ($1,622) 6 5 6 8 9

shows 3 5 7 T
(Pre 38%, Flop 52.3%, Turn 67.5%)

Hero shows Q A J T
(Pre 62%, Flop 47.7%, Turn 32.5%)

wins $1,622

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
PL Omaha $4(BB) Replayer
Hero ($731)
($4,298)

Dealt to Hero A A K 6

raises to $12, Hero raises to $36, raises to $108, Hero raises to $324, calls $216

FLOP ($648) 2 A 7

Hero checks, checks

TURN ($648) 2 A 7 J

Hero checks, checks

RIVER ($648) 2 A 7 J 9

Hero bets $407 (AI), calls $407

shows 5 8 7 T
(Pre 42%, Flop 5.0%, Turn 10.0%)

Hero shows A A K 6
(Pre 58%, Flop 95.0%, Turn 90.0%)

wins $1,462

^^^ this put me on life tilt...


Grabbed by Holdem Manager
PL Omaha $4(BB) Replayer
($4,442)
Hero ($200)

Dealt to Hero 2 4 6 2

Hero raises to $12, raises to $36, Hero raises to $108, calls $72

FLOP ($216) A 7 5

checks, Hero bets $92 (AI), calls $92

TURN ($400) A 7 5 T

RIVER ($400) A 7 5 T 5

shows A 7 7 9
(Pre 67%, Flop 57.4%, Turn 67.5%)

Hero shows 2 4 6 2
(Pre 33%, Flop 42.6%, Turn 32.5%)

wins $399

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
PL Omaha $4(BB) Replayer
Hero ($200)
($9,852)

Dealt to Hero 7 K J 3

raises to $12, Hero raises to $36, calls $24

FLOP ($72) 4 Q 2

Hero bets $71.50, raises to $252, Hero calls $92.50 (AI)

TURN ($400) 4 Q 2 T

RIVER ($400) 4 Q 2 T T

shows Q 4 7 5
(Pre 47%, Flop 86.6%, Turn 80.0%)

Hero shows 7 K J 3
(Pre 53%, Flop 13.4%, Turn 20.0%)

wins $399


Grabbed by Holdem Manager
PL Omaha $4(BB) Replayer
Hero ($200)
($7,432)

Dealt to Hero 7 2 2 J

raises to $12, Hero raises to $36, calls $24

FLOP ($72) K 9 Q

Hero bets $71.50, raises to $180, Hero calls $92.50 (AI)

TURN ($400) K 9 Q 8

RIVER ($400) K 9 Q 8 4

shows 4 2 J T
(Pre 56%, Flop 97.8%, Turn 100.0%)

Hero shows 7 2 2 J
(Pre 44%, Flop 2.2%, Turn 0.0%)

wins $399

have more ridiculous hands, but i think those are the biggest or most ******ed.

I'm snap folding any 2xx flop in a 3-bet pot against urubu from now on.

wow you play bad.

villain is a whale playing 90vpip w 40% 3bet and very very agroo post flop.

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
PL Omaha $10(BB) Poker Stars
SB ($2,062)
Hero ($2,106)
UTG ($1,644)
UTG+1 ($1,127)
CO ($2,236)
BTN ($985)

Dealt to Hero 5 9 A 2

fold, fold, CO calls $10, fold, fold, Hero checks

FLOP ($25) 2 2 K

Hero checks, CO checks

TURN ($25) 2 2 K A

Hero checks, CO folds

Hero shows 5 9 A 2

Hero wins $23.88

wtf, is he cheating?

Was in the middle of rubbin one out pre and on the flop...

came on the turn and didn't want to be distracted.

obv.